Classic dialogue between lovers

Husband: Why do you always say in front of others that you married me because you love my talent? I don't think I have any talent myself. Wife: You want money, no money, no looks, social status, no social status. If I don't say you are a little talented, don't you even have the capital to find a wife? Second, at the buffet, the wife said, "You have gone to get ice cream for the fourth time, aren't you embarrassed?" Dave: Why are you embarrassed? I always tell them that I take it as your representative ... Third, the station, Dave: It's all your fault! We could have taken the train if you hadn't dawdled for too long. Wife: It's all your fault. If you hadn't been urging us, we wouldn't have spent a lot of time waiting for the next train. Husband: Don't take that strange-looking flower dog when you go out. Wife: Flower dog is very cute. Husband: You must take it with you to show your beauty, right? Wife: It's better to take you out! Wife: Honey, I met my brother today. He is curious about you! Dave: Really? what did you say ? Wife: He asked me if I had studied Beijing dialect with you! Husband: Hehe, what did you say? Wife: I said I learned, grandson, fuck you! Husband: ... wife: What would you think if I said I slept with your best friend? Dave: Well, I would think that you must be gay. I really don't understand why God made you so beautiful but so stupid. Wife: Very simple! Beautiful enough to attract you. Stupid enough to fall in love with you! 8. Wife: Marriage is a matter for two people, but why should the wedding ceremony be so publicity, for fear that others will not know? Husband: Be sure to let everyone know about the marriage, and never let anyone propose to the bride and groom again. Can my son call you mom? Woman: Sure, where is it? Man: I mean, I think that son was born to you ... Woman: Then why is it your son? M: ... Supplement: I am happy and carefree, I am really infatuated with you, I am worried about you, and I have been very sad. I dare not change my mind. Don't doubt. I'm worried about writing it. I'm afraid you didn't mean it. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, which will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee! ☆ We should miss every day, but don't meet each other every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... cook noodles with rat poison! Do you know that?/You know what? I haven't seen you these days, so I want to commit suicide: I want to hang myself with noodles, start with tofu, cut my pulse with cotton swabs, use coke as poison, and jump off a building with a parachute! Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, but not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world! ☆ Send a message if you like, call if you like, and keep silent if you love me! ☆ Hi! Did you get my message? What's the matter with you? Laugh at me. I am unhappy. I am very happy. I am very happy. */P&G T； ☆ It is not easy to say I love you. Send a short message to express your feelings. If your heart is rippling, can you reply a message? ☆ I love the price of each meal-breakfast 330 yuan, thinking of you; Lunch $380 wants to hug you; Dinner $370 wants to kiss you; Snacks 13 14520 I love you all my life! ☆ I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I've been very sad. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you're careless. You know what, honey? When we looked at each other, that moment was the most beautiful moment in the world. Even if I were given a village head, I would be wrong! ☆ I haven't seen you for a day/my eyes are straight and I have no strength/I have answered the phone three times/my limbs are cold and sweaty/my insides sigh/blame myself/I have an idea over time/I will wait for you before ten o'clock. ☆ Under the spring breeze and flowers, chickens and ducklings play house. The duckling holds flowers in his hand and sticks them on the chicken's head. You are a chicken, I am a duck, and the duckling misses you like a horse. ☆ I'll let a mosquito come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, let it kiss you for me, and hope not to light mosquito-repellent incense to scare it away, and it will tell you that I miss you very much! ☆ One pair of two to know you, three transgressions of five times to chase you, seven pairs of eight to see you, perfect I love you, 100% marry you! ☆ If you were a flower, I would be that cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea. Snow without a trace, love without a trace. Snow is invisible and love is invisible. Winter has come and the snow has fallen; Love comes, love goes. After winter, snow water; Love, tears. ☆ One moon, one you, two shadows, me and you. Three students are lucky enough to know you, and four beautiful women are not as good as you. To tell the truth, I won't kill you or scold you to death. My plan is ... I miss you so much! If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. ☆ I'm not as happy as you, so I'm happy with you around! * _ * Follow-up: It's disgusting. Answer: hha Haha, this is a dialogue that reminds you of being close and makes people happier.