How to say funny blessings on your wedding night

1. A wedding is in progress. The officiant, parents of both parties and the bride have finished their speeches, and then the groom comes to speak. The groom is very nervous about my wedding. I wish everyone a happy wedding! On the wedding night, the groom looked at the delicate bride and praised: I should really hire a sculptor to carve your perfect figure! As soon as he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door: Hello, I am the sculptor who lives next door!

2. The groom said: Are we really having an arranged marriage? The bride asked in surprise: What, you don't want to marry me? The groom smiled and said, "Look, aren't the new house, decoration, furniture, electrical appliances, and wedding banquet all arranged by your parents?"

3. A carved window opens to a clear sky, an antique mirror illuminates the heart, the thoughts of Shu embroidery on red silk, every stitch is a delicate test of time, the happiness of two people , we need to fight for it together, happy wedding!

4. A wedding is in progress. The officiant, parents of both parties and the bride have finished speaking, and the groom comes to speak. The groom is very nervous about my wedding. I wish everyone a happy wedding!

5. A happy wedding day, a dreamy ring finger, a diamond that lasts forever. I feel so at ease when I hear my wish, and I feel the commitment is so sincere. I will support you for the rest of my life, and I will sleep peacefully in happiness. My friend, happy wedding!

6. The love lasts forever, the love lasts forever, today’s love is happy; I think about it tonight, I look forward to last night, every bit of it is written about longing; the bell rings, the message arrives, and the heartfelt best wishes for the two of you; A person, a heart, live sweetly until old age, and have a happy wedding!

7. The golden champagne in the goblet, the long-lasting love is stronger than gold, the steadfast flame on the candlestick, lingering Lingering is eternal, the warm wishes in mobile phone text messages are joyful, happiness is unlimited, happy wedding!

8. The festive red candles are shining, the joy is noisy, and the bright red word "Happy" is reflected, shocking Brilliant fireworks, a smiling groom on a tall horse, a pretty bride with a phoenix crown and a halo, a good time, beautiful scenery and a good night, a match made by heaven and earth. Happy wedding!

9. On the wedding night, the bride asked the groom: My dear, why did you think of pursuing me in the first place? Groom: I wrote love letters to all the girls I knew at that time, and you were the only one who replied!

10. The lotuses under the moon are filled with light fragrance; the leaning willows by the pool cover the gentle dream. The flowers fall into the water, drifting away with endless longing; the cold crickets sing quietly, singing all kinds of tenderness. The strong fragrance of osmanthus is the boudoir under the autumn gauze; the red candles dimly illuminate, and lovers embrace each other and play. Wedding wishes.