Begging children to joke.

Xiao Ming's ugliness is not his fault, but his mother's.

Make sentences as usual

Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I want to eat you.

Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~

3. Title: ............. and ...............

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it ~ ~

4. Title: textbooks

Children write: class is boring.

Teacher's comment: concentrate in class.

5. theme: popularity

Children write: I like bananas very much.

Teacher's comment: Be careful not to choke.

6. Title: Once upon a time

The children wrote: Xiaoming came in through the front door.

7. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive ~ ~

8. Title: Ten points

The child wrote: I got a ten today.

Teacher's comment: I'll tell your parents ~ ~

9. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~

10. Title: 1 .......

Children write: a doll 100 yuan.

Teacher's comment: The teacher laughed to death. ..

1 1. Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it!

12. Make sentences as usual

Example: You (singing) and I (dancing)

Children write: you (good) me (good)

Teacher's comment: Are you writing an English translation?

13. Make sentences as usual

Example: Everyone praises me (), but actually I ().

Children write: others praise me (very handsome), in fact, I (wear a mask)

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use?

14. Title: Good ... Good again. ..

The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. ...

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

15. topic: one by one

The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

16. Theme: First ... then. ...

Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

17. Title: Tianya Haijiao

The child wrote: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

Teacher's comment: Your sister can really run ~ ~

18. Title: Forever.

Children write: I drew a straight line.

Teacher's comment: ............. < WBR > ..

19. Subject: Right away

The child wrote: I am riding a horse.

Teacher's comment: Come to the teacher right away!

20. Title: rawhide

The child wrote: On the night of the power outage, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!

Teacher's comment: Seeing this sentence ... the teacher appreciates you very much. .

2 1. Title: Prosperity-a metaphor for beautiful growth.

The child wrote: My brother is thriving.

Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable? ...

There is also a blind man. ...

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas ~ ~

22. Title: Thank you ... because ......

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day. ......

Teacher's comment: Your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !

23. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......

24. Title: If

Children write: soda is not as nutritious as juice.

Children write: Don't drink juice if it tastes bad.

Teacher's comment: Orz .....

25. Title: Simple

Children write: The cake is crisp and delicious!

Teacher's comment: (speechless) .......... =. =

26. title: genius

The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~

27. Title: 1 … Toilet …

The child wrote: As soon as I walked out of the gate, there was a convenience store opposite.

There is also a blind man. ...

The child wrote: My brother defecates as soon as he finishes eating.

Teacher's comment: Don't make random sentences. ...

28. Title: Although ......

The child wrote: there is someone on the left and someone on the right.

29. Title: Very

The child wrote: I don't know what very means.

Teacher's comment: I don't know what to ask. ....

30. Title: Because ......

The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents.

Teacher's comment: Deduct 5 points ....

3 1. Title: Again ... Here we go. .....

Children write: My mother is short, tall, thin and fat.

Teacher's comment: Where is your mother ... a monster?

32 guoran

The children in the class said: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher: This is a phrase. You can't make sentences alone.

The children added: teacher, I'm not finished yet. Sure enough, I have diarrhea at night!

Teacher: .........

33 carve up

Child: A big fool can't tell right from wrong.

Teacher: Even a little fool can't tell the difference.

34 delicious

Children: What a sweet fart.

Teacher: ...

In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides. ...

Teacher: ...........

36. No ... No ... much less. ...

There are no stray cats, dogs and tramps in the school.

37. by leaps and bounds

When I went home to open the door, my dog strode towards me.

38. Imitate example sentences

Example: You (singing) and I (dancing).

Student: How are you? I'm fine.

Oh, my God, are you writing an English translation? )

39. Make sentences with idioms related to numbers (such as wholeheartedly).

A child wrote: There are four snakes and five roads in the park.

I didn't understand it at first, but I didn't know it was "rounding" until I asked. But, children, this is not an idiom, and "rounding has nothing to do with snakes and roads."

40. prosperous

My brother is thriving.

4 1. is raw.

On the night of the power outage, it was dark everywhere, and I was scared and raw.

Are you so scared? )

42. Some ... Some ... All. ....

Some chickens on the farm were used to make chicken essence, and some were used to cook chicken soup, and finally they all died.

43. completely

I completely robbed the bank.

(The person who said this sentence is still an excellent girl. Get down. )

44. One by one.

I jumped up and down in the classroom.

God, there are so many of you. I was scared.