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Who provides a script about the friendship in Taoyuan?
Scene 1 (Enter Zhang Fei.)
Zhang Fei (Introduction) has extraordinary arm strength, reckless nature, and is accustomed to fighting unfairly. (Reading) He was born with courage and courage, and loved to practice the art of war and guns and knives. He is accustomed to fighting injustices in the world and uses force to suppress the weak. (White) My surname is Zhang and my name is Feijia Yide. A surname from Zhuozhou. I have been fond of practicing boxing and stick martial arts since I was a child. Today, I feel bored, so I can't help but go for a leisurely walk outside the city. (Xipi Rocking Board) Sitting at home feeling anxious, I want to go out for a walk in the countryside. (Exit Zhang Fei.) The second scene (Four Coachmen, Su Shuang, Zhang Shiping, Lu Chang, and Fang Xiong are the same as above.) Su Shuang, Zhang Shiping, Lu Chang, and Fang Xiong (with Bai) I——Su Shuang (Bai) Su Shuang . Zhang Shiping (white) Zhang Shiping. Lu Chang (white) Lu Chang. Fang Xiong (White) Fang Xiong. Su Shuang (white) Brothers, please come. Nowadays, there are many heroes everywhere, and the road is difficult to travel. Zhuojun was already in front of us, and everyone rushed there to set up shop. Everyone (talking to each other) Brother is right. Su Shuang (White) Brothers, walkers. (Everyone exits.) Scene 3 (Liu Bei enters.)
Liu Bei (reading) Wearing a square scarf with black horns on his head, his quail clothes are knotted and ragged. Kicking and dragging on straw sandals, it is a sigh of relief for a hero to be in ruins. (White) I, Liu Bei, also known as Xuande, am the great-great-great-grandson of Emperor Xiaojing, the queen of King Zhongshan Jing of the Han Dynasty. Unfortunately, my family was in a poor state, my parents died early, and I was destitute, so I had to make a living by weaving shoes. Everyone called me Liu Qiong. Therefore, I will not reveal his real name. Seeing the world in ruins, weapons and wars everywhere, and the people in despair, they wanted to go out and do something to support the country and save the court. Unfortunately, no one came forward to recommend him, so the hero fell into despair and wandered to the end of the world. The hero is in danger and trapped in the sky, so good! (Xipi original plate) Liu Bei's family was very poor and miserable, so he sold straw sandals and traveled around every day. The rags and rags cannot cover the body, and the person is hungry, cold, and miserable, with no food or clothing. When will the opportunity turn and the roc spread its wings and soar into the sky? (White) Sell shoes and straw sandals. (Exit Liu Bei. The four common people are the same as above.)
Citizen A (White) Everyone, please. The imperial court issued a notice to recruit soldiers. Let's go take a look. please. (Four people walk together and read the notice. Enter Liu Bei.)
Liu Bei (white) Cough! This group of villains is really annoying! Exactly: (Reading) How can a sparrow know the ambition of a swan, but how can it know a husband in the dust. (Liu Bei stepped forward to read the notice.)
Guan Yu (in white) Idle people get out of the way, the car is coming. (Guan Yu is on the cart.)
Liu Bei (White) Alas, what a pity for me, Liu Bei! Guan Yu (white) Look at a man over there, talking to himself, waiting for me to come forward and ask. What are you doing here, that man? Liu Bei (white) Hey, look at the list. Guan Yu (White) Pasted the list, for what purpose? Liu Bei (White) Smoke and dust are everywhere, and the court recruits new soldiers to defend the territory. Guan Yu (white) What about you? Liu Bei (White) The right way is responsible for the rise and fall of a country, and every man is responsible for it. I want to go and join the army and do something earth-shattering with the country! Guan Yu (white) Huh! It turned out to be a crazy student. Wait until I leave. The idlers moved out of the way, and the car came over. (Guan Yu exits the cart.)
Liu Bei (white) Oh my, this red-faced man, he looks down on me too! Zhang Fei (internal white) Let’s go! (Enter Zhang Fei.)
Zhang Fei (Xipi Sanban) Everyone comes to talk about it in the streets and alleys, and people everywhere are uneasy. No one cares about the beauty of the flowers blooming, and there are announcements posted on the city gates. (Liu Bei and Zhang Fei look at each other and confess together.) Liu Bei and Zhang Fei (talking to each other) This man's appearance is indeed extraordinary! Zhang Fei (white) What is that man doing here? Liu Bei (white) I am here to watch the ranking. Zhang Fei (White) But what about recruiting new troops? Liu Bei (White) Exactly. Oh, what a pity, what a pity. Zhang Fei (Bai) Why are you so sorry? Liu Bei (white) I was determined to join the army and serve, but I ended up in such poverty, in rags, and looked down upon by others. Zhang Fei (Bai) From what Xiongtai said, you and I have the same interests. It’s hard to go into detail here, so please go to Sanhao Restaurant. (Liu Bei is in trouble.)
Liu Bei (Bai) This... Zhang Fei (Bai) I will be the host, go, go, go! (Liu Bei and Zhang Fei go to smooth things over. Liu Bei looks at the sign.)
Liu Bei (white) Three good things. (Enter the bartender.)
Bartender (reading) A three-foot cloth is hung outside the shop, floating around to attract customers. (White) Who? Liu Bei (white) It’s me. Bartender (white) Liu Qiong, are you here for credit again? Liu Bei (white) Someone invited me here today. Bartender (White) Who invites you? Liu Bei (white) Look, this is my friend. Bartender (white) Okay, you have a job again today.
Zhang Fei (Bai) Sanhao, how are you talking? Bartender (White) Uncle Zhang, he and I are also good friends and we often tell jokes. Zhang Fei (Bai) Well, lead the way! Bartender (White) Yes. You two please. (Zhang Fei and Liu Bei came in together and sat down together.)
Guan Yu (Xipi Sanban) was sitting in the shop feeling restless, so he wanted to drink a few drinks to relieve his worries. (Guan Yu looks at it.)
Guan Yu (white) Sanhao Restaurant. Bartender. Bartender (White) Here you go, please come in if you want to have a drink. Guan Yu (white) leads the way. (Guan Yu enters the door. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei look at each other and confess together.) Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei (Together Bai) This man has an extraordinary appearance, but he is somewhat heroic. Guan Yu (white) Bring the good wine quickly. Zhang Fei (Bai) Come get the wine quickly. Bartender (White) Yes, yes. (The bartender takes the wine and gives it to Zhang Fei.)
Guan Yu (white) Hey! Bartender, I want the wine first, so you and they serve it first. Could it be that your pub is bullying others? (Zhang Fei is angry.)
Zhang Fei (Bai) Stop! You are such an unreasonable person. I am drinking here and you are making a fuss on the sidelines. Why is that? Guan Yu (white) Live! I was talking to the bartender and you were answering. Could it be that you were dissatisfied? Zhang Fei (white) I was not convinced at first. Guan Yu (white) I advise you to take less care. Zhang Fei (white) I must take care of it. Guan Yu (white) Bah! Fight! Zhang Fei (white) is fighting! (Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fight. Liu Bei tries to persuade them.)
Liu Bei (white) Don't fight, don't fight. (Guan Yu and Liu Bei look at each other.) Guan Yu and Liu Bei (with Bai) Where have they seen this person before... (Liu Bei and Guan Yu think at the same time.) Guan Yu and Liu Bei (with Bai) Oh... Liu Bei (with Bai) You are the cart That man? Guan Yu (white) Are you the man watching the rankings? Liu Bei (white) Not bad. Are you here for a drink? Guan Yu (white) Exactly. Zhang Fei (Bai) Since we are friends, please forgive me for being reckless. Guan Yu (Bai) dare not. I was wrong. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei (Tong Bai) are laughing. (Both laugh) Hahaha...Zhang Fei (Bai) Please sit down, please sit down. Let's drink together. Guan Yu (white) Please, my host. Zhang Fei (Bai) Hey, my host. Liu Bei (White) My host. The bartender (white) is talking nonsense. Zhang Fei (White) Three good things, please bring us some good wine. Bartender (white) Yes. (The bartender gets the drinks.)
Zhang Fei (Tongbai) doesn’t dare. Dear brother? Where is your hometown? Guan Yu (white) The younger brother's surname is Guan, his given name is Yu, and his courtesy name is Yunchang. He is the surname of Jie Liang in Puzhou. Liu Bei,
Zhang Fei (Tongbai) Brother Guan, I'm disrespectful. Excuse me, brother, what's the matter here? Guan Yu (white) came to do business but failed, so I wanted to join the army and serve the country. Liu Bei (white) We have the same ambition. Zhang Fei (Bai) Yes, the three of us have the same ambitions, and we are really destined for each other. I intend to become brothers of life and death with my two brothers. I wonder what your intentions are? Liu Bei (white) I also have this intention. Guan Yu (white) is exactly what I want. Bartender (White) What a coincidence, the three of us walked the same route. Zhang Fei (Bai) Today is the auspicious day of the zodiac. Please come to my house, two brothers. My family has a peach orchard with lush flowers. The three of us became sworn brothers in Taoyuan, which was auspicious. Guan Yu and
Liu Bei (Tongbai) were about to pay their respects. Zhang Fei (Bai) How dare you. Sanhao, I order you to prepare black oxen and white horses, incense, candles and fruits, as well as lots of fine wines and delicacies, and send them to my Taoyuan home. Go and prepare them quickly. Bartender (white) Yes. (The bartender exits.) Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei (same as Xipi Sanban) The brothers met by chance in Sanhao and became sworn friends in life and death. (Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei laugh together and exit.) Scene 4 (In the courtyard, there are incense tables and fruits.)
Yard (white) Three gentlemen are invited. (Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei are above, burning incense together. The courtyard is dark.)
Liu Bei (White) Congratulations: Emperor Tianhou Tu, past gods, although the disciples Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei have different surnames, they are now married to Jinlan It's good and bad, and it's good and bad. I don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day. One is here and three are here, one is dead and three are dead. Report to the country, make peace with the common people, and vow to support the Han Dynasty's foundation. If there are two minds, God will tell you. (Perfection. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei burn incense together and kowtow together.) Guan Yu and Zhang Fei (both white) The eldest brother invites you to come forward and receive a bow from the younger brother. (Guan Yu and Zhang Fei both pay homage to Liu Bei.)
Zhang Fei (Bai) The second brother invites you to come forward and accept the bow from the younger brother. (Zhang Fei pays homage to Guan Yu. In the courtyard.)
Yard (white) Four righteous men came to visit three masters. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei (Tong Bai) please come to Taoyuan to talk about it. Courtyard (White) Please honor all the martyrs. (Perfection. Same as above for Su Shuang, Zhang Shiping, Lu Chang and Fang Xiong.
) Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei (Tongbai) You righteous men. Su Shuang, Zhang Shiping, Lu Chang, and Fang Xiong (Tong Bai) dare not, they are three righteous men. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei (Tongbai) You righteous heroes have arrived, what do you want to say? Su Shuang (White) I heard people say that these three righteous men are proficient in martial arts. Why not contribute to the country? Although Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei (Tong Bai) had this intention, they lacked good horses and weapons. Zhang Shiping (white) I would like to give you fifty good horses and two thousand catties of iron. But I don’t know what weapons the three of them use? Liu Bei (white) double sword. Guan Yu (White) Leng Yan Saw. Zhang Fei (white) snake spear eight feet long. Su Shuang (White) Waiting to choose an auspicious day to forge weapons. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei (Tong Bai) thanked all the righteous people for their kindness. They held a banquet in Taoyuan and everyone drank. please! Exactly: Liu Bei (read) The heroes met by chance in Fan Yang, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei (same read) Liu, Guan and Zhang became sworn brothers in Taoyuan. Su Shuang, Zhang Shiping, Lu Chang, and Fang Xiong (who read together) presented broken iron and Liang Ji, and Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei (who read together) vowed to support the Han Dynasty and the Jin family. (Everyone exits.) (End)
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