A happy little joke for the whole family

A happy little joke for the whole family

Lead: Watching some jokes every day can cheer up your mood and make your mind young. Let's watch a joke together!

Happy jokes of the whole family (1)

1, I slept with my mother last night, and I spoiled: Mom, tell me a story. I can't sleep. ?

Mom:? Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit who didn't fold the quilt, cook, wash clothes, find a boyfriend, and always spent his mother's money. . . ?

? Come on, mom, I'm a little sleepy. I'm going to bed first. ?

I was still sleeping this morning and was awakened by a fragrance. Then I saw my mother spraying air freshener in the room.

And ask? Mom, what are you doing?

Mom:? Nothing, fresh air, full of single dog! ?

Then he turned and left.

The first thing you should do when you get home is to kneel down at once.

? Mom, I don't have a girlfriend! ?

? Silly boy, it doesn't matter, get up, boys should focus on their studies! ?

? Oh, yes. Besides, I failed. . . ?

? Who told you to stand up? ! ?

4. Yesterday my mother said that I didn't have a girlfriend, a blind date or something.

I was bored, so I searched a photo of Xifeng on the Internet: Mom, what about this woman?

Mom: This girl is good-looking. She is very watery.

Me. . .

Happy jokes of the whole family (2)

1. My mother wants to install false teeth, and my daughter and son quarreled about who would pay for my mother.

Finally, my mother made a decision, and the two brothers and sisters each gave half.

Unexpectedly, a few days after the dentures were installed, my mother felt a little uncomfortable with her teeth.

At this time, my father said at a side:? I told you not to spend the children's money, but you didn't listen! The girl and her son have quarreled since childhood. Now your upper teeth listen to the girl and your lower teeth listen to your son. Coordination is definitely poor. ?

2. Watching TV with mom and dad in the living room, dad suddenly asked: Baby, what to eat for lunch?

I answered casually, boiled fish. . .

My dad said, go away, I asked your mother!

Me. . .

For the sake of family harmony, I agreed with my daughter-in-law.

Tell her family that I usually cook. Tell her family that she usually cooks.

One day my mother-in-law came to live in my house, and I volunteered to cook a meal. As a result, my mother-in-law said: daughter! You'd better cook later. Mom loves watching you cook, and it hurts even more to watch you eat this meal every day! ?

I do my homework in the house. If there is a problem, I will shout: Dad, tell me where the problem is.

Dad ran to tell me, and then went out again.

A few minutes later, I shouted again: Dad, come here, there is another one.

At this time, my mother was unhappy: smelly boy, it makes sense not to do the problem. I won't run over and ask myself, what beast do you call over and over again?

5. mom:? How about Chinese New Year? Seeing that your final grade is good, I will give you a big red envelope. Are you happy?

Me:? Don't want happiness! ?

Mom:? Huh? Don't forget. ?

Happy jokes of the whole family (3)

1, the supermarket met my mother's colleague. She said that your daughter is really beautiful. She should have looked good when she was younger than you. My mother said slowly, then how come I have a husband and she doesn't?

2. Dad said: You see, other people's parents are forced to get married. We don't force marriage, we just care about you. . . Do you have a girlfriend?

3. mom:? Get up, get up. ?

Me:? I'm sleepy. Go to bed. ?

Mom:? How to sleep without a girlfriend during the Spring Festival?

Me. . .

In the past, my mother always said that we should learn to be independent and not depend on our parents. It is now. Can you stop being so independent and find someone to lean on?

The most embarrassing thing is that my parents are anxious and embarrassed to force you, so I have to say: May my daughter not be lonely in the new year! ?

My mother's first reaction when she saw me coming home was:? Alas, the fortune teller told me that you would come back with your girlfriend! ?

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