I'm anxious to have another joke about banks I've seen before ~ ~

I sit inside the counter and the customers sit outside. That's my job. ...

Me: "Sir, I can open online banking for you for free now."

Customer: "thank you, no, my home is not connected to the internet."

Me: "in the future, you can pay a water and electricity bill at home, and you can also buy things online and transfer them to others."

Customer: "I don't have internet access at home, so I won't do it."

Me: "Sir, I can also open a telephone bank for you for free now, and you can transfer money by telephone in the future."

Customer: "I'm not doing anything, just give me 5000 yuan."

Me: "Sir, do you have a formal job?"

Customer: "Yes, how come."

Me: "Great. I can apply for our bank's credit card for free, and you can overdraw. "

Customer: "I don't overdraw."

Me: "No overdraft? Oh, great, sir. If you don't overdraw, there must be a lot of deposits. It's just that you can look at our Gold Card or golden sunflower card. If your assets reach 50,000 or 500,000, I can apply for one for you immediately for free. You can take the VIP channel to the North Station by car or the airport by plane. What a pity. "

Customer: "I don't have that much money."

Me: "Why is that?"

Customer: "No means no, or you give me money. If you give me money, I will make one. "

Me: "Sorry, I can't give it to you. But if you buy our newly issued fund, it may soon be 50,000 or even 500,000. Our fund has stable income and low risk, which is very suitable for promising young people with investment awareness like you. "

Customer: "Brother, why are you so Moji?" I just want to withdraw 5000 yuan. "

Me: "Oh, I'm sorry, by the way, what's the use of your 5000 yuan, sir?"

Customer: "It's none of your business for me to withdraw money. Just help me get it."

Me: "No, sir, you misunderstood. In fact, our bank is launching a product called "Fund Fixed Investment". If you have no special use for this 5,000 yuan, you can buy our fund at one time. Even if you invest in 500 yuan every month, you will become a millionaire in 20 years. At that time, you can join our private banking team and experience the happy life of private banks. "

Customer: "Dude, I'm going crazy. You call your president. "

Me: "What's the matter, sir, have you forgotten your password?"

Customer: "I want to complain to you."

Me: "Oh, call 95566 if you have a complaint. Follow the voice prompts and the process is smooth. By the way, you can also experience the fast service of our telephone banking. "

Customer: "I'm so angry with you."

Me: "That's just right. Now our bank is cooperating with Sino Life to sell an insurance product, which not only guarantees strong functions, but also has wealth management benefits. If you really encounter misfortune, your family can get a huge compensation of 200,000 yuan. You can rest assured that the bank's review of insurance products is very strict to ensure that your personal interests are not infringed. "

Customer: "Ha ha, ha ha ha."

Me: "What's the matter, sir? Are you interested in insurance business? Or you are satisfied with my service. "

Customer: "All the businesses you just mentioned need ID cards."

Me: "Yes, sir."

Customer: "Ha ha ha, I don't have an ID card. Let's see what you can do to me. "

Me: "In these two minutes, you have got a preliminary understanding of the retail business of China Bank. Next time you bring your ID card, please remember my introduction just now. I hope you will pay attention to my introduction, become our loyal customers, and prosper with the help of China Bank! This is the 5000 Yuan You wants to withdraw, sir. Please take it and walk slowly. "

Me: "Hello, next gentleman, now we can open online banking for you for free ..."