What are some funny rhyming sentences?

1, Dabao for men and Hushubao for women.

2. There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change them every day.

Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

6. Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables in the market.

7. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

8, people are iron, fan is steel, one day does not pretend to panic.

9. Looking at beautiful women in the street, the higher stands for appreciation, and the lower stands for hooligans.

10, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

12, I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.