Happy and funny copywriting in the circle of friends.

I asked my mother: Let's open a Taobao family account! My mother said, no, we don't know each other that well.

2. Teach my sister to ride a bike and walk around the university playground. She won't get out of the car. After I helped her on the road, I went to play basketball with my friends. I was having a good time when I suddenly remembered her. I went back to see her, and she circled around the playground, crying while riding, and her tears flowed.

3. Parents are free to fall in love and have always had a good relationship. Me: Dad, how much do you love my mother? My dad said, am I good to you? I said: very good! Dad loves me the most. My dad went on to say, you are wrong. Let's just say that my kindness to you is for your mother's face! Since then, I have a clear understanding of personal positioning.

A colleague's private money was discovered by his son, and the child sued his daughter-in-law, who confiscated it.

Five thousand dollars. Colleagues are angry and frugal,

More than three months later, before the child had a holiday, I signed up for the child with the money I saved.

Three cram schools and two interest classes bought a whole box of exercise books with the rest of the money.

I have a crush on a boy in my class, and I want to create a chance to be alone, so I secretly let go of his bike. When he came to pick up the car, I came out and said, you have a flat tire. Let me give you a ride. Boy: I just saw you puncture my tire upstairs.

6. Dad is a little naturally dull and tall.

At the parent-teacher meeting, the class teacher pointed to his father and my partner's father and said that you two children are in love. Then my father stood up and waved to my partner's father: "Oh, in-laws!" " "Then the applause. Since then, our business has become famous, and we are married now.

7. I'm getting married and haven't bought any furniture yet. My mother secretly told me: you can't buy one meter.

Eight beds, one meter.

Fifth, in case of a quarrel in the future, the bed is too big to sleep separately, and the smaller bed is easy to coax. I just want to say, mom, you are so naive. Do you think I can sleep after the quarrel?

Eight. I would like to advise all men that no matter whether their wives or girlfriends want to buy bags in the future, they should not object, because it is useless to object, and it is more generous to buy them directly. But be sure to choose your favorite color, because shopping in the future is likely to be back.

Nine. There are these people after every exam. I haven't reviewed it at all,

80 points; I just started reviewing yesterday,

eight

2 points; The question is really hard to do,

eight

5 points; I almost didn't finish,

90 points; The last one is almost done,

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5 points; Don't say anything with a smile,

nine

8 points; Steady this time,

five

Nine points!

In class, the teacher said, "Boys with glasses in the last row, get up and answer this question." I saw that classmate silently took off his glasses and sat motionless under the teacher's gaze. Teachers and classmates were shocked. Under the gaze of everyone, his schoolmaster silently put on his glasses and stood up slowly.