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Why does NDRC always raise oil prices?
But the NDRC is a genius. It fooled the whole country with the knowledge of elementary school mathematics.
Take international oil price 80 yuan and domestic oil price 6 yuan as examples:
1. When the oil price rose from 80 yuan to 83.2 yuan, the increase reached 4%, and the oil price rose from 6 yuan to 6.3 yuan;
2. When the oil price dropped from 83.2 yuan to 80 yuan, the drop was less than 4%, and the oil price remained unchanged;
3. When the oil price rose from 80 yuan to 83.2 yuan, the increase reached 4%, and the oil price rose from 6.3 yuan to 6.6 yuan;
4. When the oil price dropped from 83.2 yuan to 80 yuan, the drop was less than 4%, and the oil price remained unchanged;
5. When the oil price rose from 80 yuan to 83.2 yuan, the increase reached 4%, and the oil price rose from 6.6 yuan to 6.9 yuan;
6. When the oil price dropped from 83.2 yuan to 80 yuan, the drop was less than 4%, and the oil price remained unchanged;
7. When the oil price rose from 80 yuan to 83.2 yuan, the increase reached 4%, and the oil price rose from 6.9 yuan to 7.2 yuan;
8. When the oil price dropped from 83.2 yuan to 80 yuan, the drop was less than 4%, and the oil price remained unchanged;
9. When the oil price rose from 80 yuan to 83.2 yuan, the increase reached 4%, and the oil price rose from 7.2 yuan to 7.5 yuan.
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