Who can tell me some jokes about the race between the tortoise and the hare? *0*

In the tortoise-rabbit race, the rabbit quickly ran to the front.

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly and said to him, come up, I'll carry you!

Then the snail came up.

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, Come up, too!

So the ants came up.

When the ant comes up, he sees the snail on it and says hello to him!

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle runs so fast!

Wounded snail

A snail was walking on the road and a turtle ran over him from behind.

Later, the snail was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment. When the snail regained consciousness, the police asked about him.

The snail replied, "I don't remember, everything was so fast ..."

Tortoise and Rabbit Race One

A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~ Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

Tortoise and Rabbit Race 2

The tortoise and the rabbit are racing, and the rabbit is alive and kicking. Looking back, the tortoise was still crawling slowly with its heavy shell on its back.

The rabbit shouted to the tortoise, "Please unload the bag you are carrying!" " "

The tortoise ignored the rabbit and continued to crawl.

The rabbit shouted again, "Why don't you take it off quickly?"

The tortoise still ignores the rabbit.

The rabbit was very angry and ran to the tortoise and ordered, "I told you to unload the bag!" " "

The tortoise squinted at the rabbit and said, "Put your head in."