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The headmaster's speech at the graduation ceremony is a high-risk action. Do you remember the principal's entrustment?

On June 22nd, a university president got angry because of his graduation speech. He is Meng Shangjiu, president of Jiamusi University, and that is a golden sentence. He said that he found that the principal's speech was also a very risky move, and commented that the student dormitory was "not beautiful, but very cold"; "Finding a bathroom basically depends on smelling"; The food in the canteen is either cheap or delicious.

Haha, what a humorous and lovely university president! Seeing this university president who is so grounded, I can't help but think of our old president's speech at the graduation ceremony. Like many university presidents, he earnestly told us some things that should be paid attention to after entering the society. I remember telling us at that time that we must be honest and not be smart.

In order to impress us deeply, the old headmaster also gave us a real example, that is, a student wanted to go to other places by train, but his student ID card was not allowed to buy half-price tickets, so he borrowed someone else's student ID card to muddle through, and the result was found by the ticket inspector. Stealing chickens is not a bad thing.

At a class reunion many years after graduation, we had a good chat and talked about our old headmaster. A classmate shouted, "Do you remember what the old headmaster said about the student ID card?"? I am deeply inspired! " We all asked him with interest, "What is your inspiration? Come, tell me! "

The classmate blushed proudly and shyly and said, "After graduation, I'm going to take the train to find a job in other places. I didn't have enough money to buy a train ticket, but I graduated and didn't want to reach out for money from home, so I suddenly thought of the student ID card that the old headmaster said, so I had a brainwave and successfully bought a half-price ticket with two strokes. "

We couldn't help being in an uproar. Some students joked, "Haha, I didn't expect the old headmaster's well-meaning teaching. Instead of educating your boy, he became your' accomplice'!" The classmate blushed even more, and shyly replied, "I was too young to understand, but I can say it in front of everyone today as my confession!" " "

Haha, negative textbooks can become "negative textbooks" if they are not used seriously! The headmaster's speech is sometimes really a "high-risk move"!

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