A joke about Garfield

1, shh-don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!

You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.

3, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.

Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.

6. I should be polite to Ou Di. (Indy kicks) Excuse me, Ou Di? Now I have done it.

I can't let that chicken write after my name.

This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

9. Come on, Ou Di, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

10, the stomach is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is nothing good in it.

1 1. With spaghetti, who will eat rats?

12, "Ou Di was shivering with cold outside the window, so pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I must do something. " Garfield drew the curtains.

13, you can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.

14, if you don't want to give others something to eat, you have to remind them of something.

15, the trouble with chocolate is that it's gone after eating.

16, the cutest is a small table with pork rolls.

17, (deep ...)-Am I dreaming? -(rushed to his "bed" and opened the quilt ...) There was no me in the quilt and I didn't sleep. ...

18, there are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.

19, it's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you gain weight.

The characteristic of a loser is that he will continue to fail. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.