A very unexpected humorous joke

1. One day, Luban went to a high mountain to look for wood, and suddenly his foot slipped. He hurriedly reached for a clump of thatch by the roadside. My hand was cut by thatch and blood came out. ? Why is this simple thatch so sharp? He picked up a thatch and studied it carefully, and found that there were many sharp little teeth on the edge of the blade.

He thought: if I also use tools with many small serrations, then my wife's stockings will not be so difficult to tear!

2. Two women are chatting on the phone.

You know, now everyone puts ... Men and women have sex? What's your name?

B: What's your name?

A: Dredge the sewers.

B: This is a novel and vivid statement.

You know, now everyone puts ... Doing that outside behind your family's back What's your name?

B: What's your name?

A: Eat instant noodles.

B: Wait a minute. My husband is back and knocking at the door.

Honey, you're back. Why do you look so tired?

Husband: Don't mention it. I'm tired and hungry after dredging several sewers! No, I didn't come back until I ate several bags of instant noodles in one sitting.

Teacher: Xiaoming, don't look around in class.

Xiaoming: I didn't look around?

Teacher: Still quibbling! Why don't you look at the left and right?

Xiaoming: Really? South on the left and north on the right. Why can't I look around?

Teacher: Let's talk quietly.

4. Wife: Husband, do I have any shortcomings?

Husband: This?

Wife: Dare to say, nothing?

Husband: it's not a shortcoming. It's perfect if it's changed?

Wife: What exchange?

Husband: put temper and chest?

5. Smell a bad smell as soon as you get into the elevator? Trying to find out the source of the smell.

At this moment, a beautiful woman came in. As soon as she smelled that terrible smell, she looked at me with contempt?

Damn it, just like what happened to me. I was just about to explain. Poof, did you fart?

Beauty quickly covered her nose again and looked at it contemptuously?

Brother immediately explained: Beauty, don't get me wrong, I'm just proving that the smell just now has nothing to do with me. Do you smell the same?

Beauty hurried out of the elevator: psycho?

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