Humorous class cadre campaign speech

Introduction: A speech, also called a speech, is a speech delivered at a grand ceremony and in some public places. Next, I will bring you a humorous model essay of class cadre's campaign speech, hoping to help you.

Humorous class cadre campaign speech (1)

Dear teachers and students:

There is a girl (or boy, abbreviated below) who is lively, cheerful and loves groups; There is a girl who is United with her classmates and has love; There is a girl who is diligent, curious and helpful. Although she is not perfect, she is not without merit; Although she is not the best in everyone's mind, she is the hardest. She listened to everyone's opinions with an open mind and tried to do her job well. She believes that self-confidence is the first secret of success. She is confident of gaining everyone's trust. Who is this girl? Yes, it's me-XXX.

Trust me!

Today, I am honored to stand on the podium and run for the post of class cadre with so many students who are willing to contribute to the class. I think I will be a good class cadre with strong energy and clear mind, and give full play to my strengths to help my classmates and Class X make progress together.

The primary school has never left the class cadres for a year, but it is very clean and has no "bureaucratic atmosphere" and "bureaucratic atmosphere"; Less is timid and selfish, more is bold and enterprising.

I think I should be a doer and don't need those beautiful words to decorate. Work has trained me, and life has made me. Dale Carnegie said, "Don't be afraid to sell yourself. As long as you think you are talented, you should think you are qualified for this or that position. " .

I believe that this campaign speech will definitely bring me the next inaugural speech with my cutting-edge "official concept", my courage and talent, and my deep friendship with everyone in the same boat. At any time, under any circumstances, I will first "think about what my classmates think and worry about what their classmates are anxious about." I never believe in the belief that nothing is a job. On the contrary, I think a class cadre "did nothing". Because I usually get along well with everyone and have good interpersonal relationships, which objectively reduces the resistance to work. I will be with the students in their prime, pointing out the mountains and sending out the cry of our youth. When there is a conflict between teachers and students, I must distinguish right from wrong and dare to stick to my principles. Especially when the teacher's statement or practice is not completely correct, I will dare to actively fight for the legitimate rights and interests of my classmates. If my classmates don't trust me, they can always impeach me with a "no-confidence case". Don't worry, impeaching me won't be as troublesome as impeaching Clinton, and I won't stick around.

Since it is a flower, I will open it; Since I am a tree, I will grow into a pillar; Since it is a stone, I will pave the road; Since I am a class cadre, I will become an excellent navigator!

The brilliance of meteors comes from the friction of celestial bodies, the brilliance of pearls comes from the tears of shells, and the Excellence of a class comes from the leadership of class cadres and the joint efforts of all students.

I believe that with the help of my classmates, I can do this job well. It is precisely because of this internal driving force that I felt confident when I stepped onto this podium.

Will your hand holding the ballot still hesitate? Thank you for your trust!

Humorous class cadre campaign speech (2)

Hello, classmates! I am * * * *.

Personally, I don't think I have any advantage in the election of this position, because I have a data to prove that our class is really full of talents: the total number of applicants in our class is 49, but after a horrible elimination interview, 32 people still entered the second round of written examination. However, I still want to use shock wave, that is, knowing that I will be killed by my opponent, but also the spirit of drawing my sword to cheer myself up!

Students present here, we all come from all corners of the country and don't spend much time together, so we don't know much about each other. Many students' personal abilities are not fully or even reflected. I always believe in one sentence, real kung fu is not blown out by mouth.

Many people think that running for the class Committee can get credits and scholarships. My personal principles are: first, it's not for credits, I care about learning real skills; Second, I don't think it is needed at home unless it is a bonus. Of course, I ran for the class committee for two purposes. First, exercise your ability and improve your ability to adapt to society. Second, display our ambitions, serve the whole class, and make our class a big family full of academic atmosphere and harmonious atmosphere.

I know that the task of the class Committee may be heavier in the future, not only to receive and convey the tasks and orders of the general branch of the school and department, but also to pay attention to the lives of classmates and contribute to the harmonious and beautiful development of our big family. In the TV series Snow Leopard, Mr. Zhou Jixian said that compared with the national interests, personal honor and disgrace gains and losses are really insignificant. I want to paraphrase, from the standpoint of the class Committee: compared with the collective interests, the personal hardships are really insignificant.

All along, someone always said to me: it's gold, it will always shine! I want to say on this platform: even if I am gold, I am not running for the class Committee to shine. In fact, hello, everyone. It's really good!

There is an eternal truth that records the ups and downs of many times: water can carry a boat and also overturn it. If I am elected today, I always welcome my brothers and sisters to investigate, supervise and criticize. If it is my personal incompetence, I take the initiative to resign. But if I'm not elected, I'm definitely not strong enough, and someone more suitable than me is elected. I also hope that brothers and sisters will unite, help each other and care for each other in the future. I believe that we will always be a harmonious and beautiful family! ! !