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Snowflake bravely faces the world.
Customer: Then why did you give us such a bad cake?
Snowflake: Oh, this is something else in my mind, so I'm in a hurry.
2. Snowflake: I ate 15 eggs in the morning, 7 kebabs at noon, 3 roast ducks at night, and a little fried chicken. Do you think I will get fat?
Customer: I think you should have a healthy figure.
Snowflake: No, no, no, I'm already very fat, so I'm going to travel around the world today and prepare to run in intervals.
3. Snowflake: I think you look good. What company is your model from?
Guest: Me? I'm not a model, I'm an ordinary person.
Snowflake: Oh, I thought you were from the modeling company I founded last year.
4. Snowflake: I heard that your chicken just ran to the bar?
Shopkeeper: Yes, it seems that someone let the chicken fly.
Snowflake: Do you want me to take it back?
Shopkeeper: No, thank you.
Snowflake: OK, I'll make a braised chicken to comfort you.
Snowflake: I heard that you have a very powerful martial arts master here?
Manager: Yes, our chef, who used to be a martial arts school, didn't fight with fists.
Snowflake: Great. I just want to find someone to practice.
Manager: You can find him.
Snowflake: Then I'll wait for him to talk to me.
6. Snowflake: Did you see the red sign behind me? This means that I am a very famous person. Only thirty people in the market have this sign. Everyone will nod to me when they see me.
Customer: So awesome? What do you do?
Snowflake: Me? I'm just a cook.
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