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One day, a middle-aged man had an accident and blinded his left eye, so he went to the hospital to install an artificial eye. That day, he was driving, but he was in a serious car accident. Unfortunately, the other driver has died, but he is safe and sound. When he got off the bus and found that the other person had died, he quickly took off his artificial eye at the scene of the chaotic car accident, then took the opportunity to dig out the other person's left eye and immediately drove to a nearby hospital for transplant surgery.

The next day, Baidu People's Daily reported: "A driver was killed in a car accident yesterday. The policeman was surprised that both his eyes were fake. How can a driver drive? "

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