Write a few funny words or a classic oral explanation!

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless there is one male and one female

1. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2. Life is so damn fun, because life keeps playing tricks on me.

3. Study hard and want to go to school every day!

4. It is better to spend money "sun" and "sun".

5. Love means being mean, and being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come!

6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the unwillingness of the tree to retain them?

7. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don’t fuck, they won’t know that you are their father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life to get one pass in this life." I would rather have a pass in the next life in exchange for 500 looks back in this life.

10. What can I do to kill you, my love...

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

12. The Internet is like a prison. You get in by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

13. Nuwa shot the sun into the sky, and Houyi shot it.

14. Brothers are like hands and feet, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my hands or feet, I will take off his clothes!

15. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl...

16. God has deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

17. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!

18. When I see you, I lose my appetite, so why talk about sexual desire?

19. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly...

20. I want to fall in love early, but it is too late...

< p>21. Others’ failure is my happiness!

22. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again.

23. No one who is born is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death has ever been born, so no one should pretend to be arrogant!

24. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

25. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

26. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil!

27. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money!

28. If I were a girl, she would have fallen in love with me long ago...

29. I thought I was decadent, but it turns out that I am!

30. What is love in the world? The saint replied: "Trash!"

31. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

32. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go!

33. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated...

34. Guests, please respect yourself, the little girl only sells her body but not her art.

35. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

36. Be a secretary when you have something to do, and be a secretary when you have nothing to do.

37. You give me a love, and I will give you a one-night stand in return!

38. Master! Just obey me!

39. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

40. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine!

41. Not bad! People are forced out.

42. Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there will always be some!

43. People who make love and mate!

44. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

45. If a pair of mandarin ducks plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

46. Promise is like "CN Mom" ??who often says it but is hard to keep it!

47. My lover calls me the third party!

48. Like is a light love; love is a deep liking!

49. If you are not wretched, you will be young!

50. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person...

51. If you can’t put your woman into a wedding dress, then don’t stop. Your hand to unbutton her clothes!

52. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any virgin behind!

53. Let TMD do the talking!

54. I don’t like to sleep with one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

55. I go out of my way to protect my brothers, and I go out of my way to help women.

56. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

57. There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage, or use banknotes!

58. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

59. Zi said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!"

60. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel. Or maybe Birdman!

61. It was only after I graduated from college that I realized that it wasn’t me who went to college, but the college that “went” to me!

62. I am ugly but I am durable!

63. Count money until your hands cramp, and sleep until you wake up naturally!

64. Rich people eventually get married.

65. Big birds can be found in any forest!

66. The "sun" for hoeing is at noon, and the bow is bent to "shoot" the big eagle.

67. Wanle YIN is the leader.

68. “Czechoslovakia”! My name is JACK, and my wife always complains about me.

69. If you want to choose a mature woman, your skirt will be tight.

70. Only when there is a long queue