What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

1. An old farmer was hoeing in the field when a crow flew over and took a shit and landed on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "Fuck you! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "Shit! You shit and wear underpants! "

Xiaoming and his classmates go on an autumn outing by school bus. Everyone got off the bus to visit, and Xiao Ming took the opportunity to put his ass out of the window and shit. The security guard saw it and said, "Hey! Purple eggplant fatty, put your head in!

A foreigner with a strong dialect got lost in this city. When he saw a gentle young lady coming, he greeted him and asked, "Rabbit (comrade), give me a kiss (sorry) ..." Before the words were finished, the young lady blushed with anger.

I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When I got to the platform, the bus had already started. So I chased it and shouted, "Master, wait!" "

Me, master, wait for me! ......"

This is a passenger sticking his head out of the window and saying to me, "Wukong, stop chasing."