Classic disgusting joke?

Pig = eat+sleep,

Substitution: people = pigs+work+play,

Namely: people-play = pig+work.

Conclusion: People who can't play = pigs who can work!

Men = eat+sleep+earn money

Pig = eat+sleep

Men = pigs+earning money

Pigs = people-making money

So a man who doesn't make money is equal to a pig.

Women = eat+sleep+spend money.

Pigs = eat+sleep. Substitute into the above formula:

Women = pigs+spending money. Transferred items:

Women-spending money = pigs.

Conclusion: Women are pigs without spending money.

To sum up:

Men earn money to keep women from becoming pigs!

Women spend money to keep men from becoming pigs!

Man+woman = two pigs

A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Shit, you dare to steal my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ! "。 Old man, stop fooling me and get down the hill! Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Damn, it takes such a big god to get a piece of iron.

A killer pointed a gun at a man and asked him: 1 plus 1 what is it? The man thought for a long time and replied, it is equal to 2.

Hit hard ... the man fell.

The killer blew a breath into the gun and said, you know too much.

Dad is a worker in a glass factory and has the habit of working with gloves.

One night shift, he took a taxi home. When the car passed a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze blew. Dad felt a little cold, so he took the glove strap out of his pocket. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing, I'm used to it. I always wear gloves when I work, so I won't cut myself and leave any marks ... "

A middle-aged man went to a local private hotel on business.

When eating the night before, the middle-aged man saw several stains on the edge of the dish, which made him uneasy.

He asked the hotel owner, "This dish looks dirty." The boss replied, "Don't worry, mineral water will make it clean."

Hearing this answer, middle-aged people began to eat with peace of mind.

A week passed, middle-aged people ate in the hotel every day, and met a big dog in the hotel.

When leaving, the middle-aged man stepped out of the gate, and the dog reluctantly caught up with him, clinging to him and not letting him leave.

Seeing this, the hotel owner went up to the dog and patted it on the head. He said softly, "Let the guests go, mineral water."