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Super cold joke (cold joke, super cold? )
1. A group of students went to their suburban home to play. We bought some watermelons to put in the kitchen. I asked a classmate to take a knife to cut it. I haven't been back for a long time. While wondering, he came with a cut melon in his hand and said in a panic, "I cut the pumpkin." Everyone laughed wildly, but two seconds later, everyone laughed even harder. It turned out that he had a melon in his hand!
2. Two little flies were playing together when they suddenly saw a dung beetle rolling a dung ball. The elder brother said to the younger brother, go and tell dad that someone stole our food!
3. Q: Is there any film and television work in China that suddenly sings while it is playing, and then the people inside are as good as hanging up? Yes, the legend of the new White Snake.
Once upon a time, there was a polar bear. A bear was bored and decided to go to the South Pole to play with penguins. So he set off, walking and walking. After walking for three years, he suddenly remembered that the gas at home was irrelevant, so he turned and turned off the gas. Turning off the gas, he set off again, walking. After walking for three years, he arrived at the home of the Antarctic penguin and knocked at the door: Penguin, Penguin come out, let's play together. Penguin said: No more playing.
5. How bad is the nightmare? Let's put it this way: the author is you, the screenwriter is you, the director is you, the actor is you, the audience is you, but you are the one who was scared into a dog in the end.
6. A frog came to the town and said, "Whoever kisses me will be the queen!" All the girls in the town came to see it, and the last girl stood up and kissed the frog. Bang! She suddenly turned into a female frog. The male frog said happily, let's go to the pond to get married!
7. I'm a little afraid to bow my head and want to walk over. I heard him sing in a low voice: "At first, you wanted to be apart ~" The song was so brainwashing. I can't help saying, "Now I'm going to coax me back with true love ~" Eldest brother suddenly turned around and pushed me to the corner, maliciously saying that I'll start singing next time!
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