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Describe the strange people around you in 600 words
There is such a "wonderful man". What's so surprising about it? It means that the behavior and habits are different from ordinary people, sometimes making people laugh, or usually "nervous". He loves science, and even advocates science. He has little academic attainments, but he has a genius inspiration in science and technology. Therefore, not only does he understand science himself, he must also let people around him understand science, all day long. Scientific knowledge should be instilled in you from time to time. What I said was quite exciting, but I didn't know if the audience would be willing. He was very eloquent in explaining things to others, but because his language was not very accurate, people were confused. Others couldn't understand, and he was really impatient, so he looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, and then ran away mechanically like a robot "dong dong dong". His movements were as fast as lightning! Do you think he is strange?
One day at noon, the students were "replenishing their energy" in the cafeteria. Everyone ate their own food, sometimes silently, sometimes laughing. He seemed to be ignoring no one else, holding his big "bowl" of rice and just stuffing it into his mouth. Amazing appetite! (His "altitude" is also high. It is said that he is now over 170cm. It seems that if there is an effect, there must be a cause.) It took about fifteen minutes to eat. Everyone was talking and laughing after finishing the meal. His rice didn't seem to decrease at all. Everyone exclaimed: "He can really eat!" But he changed the topic unintentionally, his eyes widened, he adjusted his pair of 400-degree black glasses, and continued to teach astronomy. "Let me tell you, do you know about black holes? That thing is so powerful! When a lot of light reaches there, it will be absorbed and nothing can be seen..." Everyone remained dubious about his narrative. As he talked, he had to chew two more mouthfuls of food, but before he could finish it, he continued talking. Everyone recognized him as a talkative person. I remember one of his classic sayings: "If you let me talk, I won't be able to finish it in a year!"
Everyone was speechless...
His greatest advantage is that He has a passion for science and his dream is to become a scientist. But he also has many shortcomings, and there are many things that need to be improved. The biggest shortcoming is that he is a little slower than ordinary people, so he has made a lot of little jokes! Want to know what's going on? Let's listen to the next chapter's analysis. "Qi" people do three things - slow down a beat.
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