The joke caused by inaccurate language is

1, the student wrote: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road, and I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

2. The student wrote in the composition: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

3. Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces and is full of jokes, but never studies with an open mind.

On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male

I think I read it wrong again.

The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"

Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Stop laughing."

It doesn't matter at two o'clock! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

4. The teacher spoke to the students before class: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow, and you must wear school uniforms tomorrow. Remember, if something happens, you must write a note.

Xiaoming doesn't study hard at ordinary times. He always writes in big white. On this day, he really couldn't go to school because of something, so he wrote a note for his classmates to take to the teacher. The teacher was startled when he saw it, but the note read as follows: "Hello, teacher! I went to my father's unit to see him off in the morning and had to wear mourning clothes to school in the afternoon. " What are you going to study? When such a big accident happened in someone's family, the teacher quickly came to his family on behalf of several class cadres to show concern and pay tribute to grief. I didn't find anything when I went to his house, but later I learned that it was all caused by fake articles. Readers must know, send the finals, send the clock; Don't use it indiscriminately; Can filial piety and school uniform be equated? ! !

5. A woman reported the fire. The phone said in a hurry: "Fire, fire!" "Where is it?" The fireman asked. "At my house!" "I mean, where is the fire?" The fireman asked again. "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we walk to your house?" The fireman asked anxiously. "God, don't you have a fire truck!"

6. If a boy doesn't want to go to school, let the students who write well sign the fake note instead of their parents. The male student signed his name and handed it to him. The boy who didn't want to go to school said, "Help me give the note directly to the teacher." The next day he went to school, and the teacher asked, "Who gave you the money for the note?" "Teacher, my father signed it!" . The teacher called the classmate who handed in the note for him. "You want to tell me that he is your father, right?"

Wo Chun (I am stupid)

Lying in the plum blossom and smelling the flowers, (I have no culture),

Lying on a stone and depicting the sky.

The fish kisses Shi Shui, (asking who I am),

When Zhuge Liang attacked Meng Huo, he found a drinker in front and said, "Damn, Meng Huo, a beggar, dared to play with me." Jiang Wei said, "Brother Long, is there an ambush here? Let's ask Ma Daier to test it first. " Zhuge Liang said, "Smart, come and call me a sack." Ma Dai said: "Can the Prime Minister use Chinese Pinyin more accurately next time?" Can you help me find out the name of this river? "Ma Dai said," the prime minister, this is called land water, please spell it right next time. Zhuge said, "All right, sack, let's rush in." You can't answer! ! ! "Jiang Wei said: Prime Minister%>_<% You'd better save Ma Dai's younger brother, who is foaming at the mouth. '

Once upon a time, there was a road. His name is Huarong Road. Zhang Liao said: The Prime Minister (this time Cao Cao) has always been like this. There is a nonsense about this: "Suddenly a soldier came to report! There are two roads ahead, the road on the left is filled with smoke, and there is no road on the right. Cao Cao suddenly laughed: Ah, ha, ha, ha (watching and kicking) Zhuge Liang is holding his head. They know I will go to the right of Ya, so they put fireworks on the left of Ya. He knew that you knew I would go to Ya's right, so he set off fireworks on Ya's left. . . .

(# ‵') Shit, every time you talk about philosophy, you fall asleep and run to the fucking left.

On the road to Ya's left, Cao Cao suddenly laughed, clicked, kicked and said, Wow, you were ambushed.

It is foolish to ambush you. Listen, there are no pigs anywhere. Zhang Wenyuan said, watch out ... hey KKPUBM, you're crazy. Writing about Zhang Liao for a while and writing about Wen Yuan for a while are not the same thing. "Say that finish, cao cao ignore KK NC. Wow, this paper looks familiar. "

Guan Yu said: Hehe, Zhuge Junshi/KLOC-predicted that you would come 0/000 years ago, and deliberately got off the plane of suspicious soldiers. Wow. You're dead. "

Cao Cao said, "@ # @ $! @%#@%#%%@%@? @@! #￥@@￥@￥? , no lines "

Guan Yu said, "At least I am a martial artist. This is the line. "

Kkpubm said: "Those who are smart enough will give you the lines of 10 as soon as they make way for Cao Cao."

Guan Yu said: @@ @

Speaking of which, Cao Cao escaped,

Hey, hey, this is my original.