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Princess Zhu Huan's second play

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Twenty-five years of Qianlong. Ali and Zhuo are going to Beijing with their daughters and a huge team of Muslims. On the way, they were robbed by a bloody knife. In Beijing, Swallow, Wei Zi and others are painting a brand-new restaurant. They are careless! They splashed paint all over themselves, and at the same time suddenly heard that the queen mother was going back to the palace, panicked and resigned! Zheng Xiaoyan and Wei Zi hurried to see the driver before they could wash the paint off their faces. However, the embarrassment of Swallow and Wei Zi left a deep and unpleasant impression on the Queen Mother.

Second set

Zheng Xiaoyan and others really don't know each other. Finally, Swallow admired the superb martial arts of Meng Dan, a Hui warrior, and put forward the idea of learning from Meng Dan, and instructed Liu Qing's brothers and sisters to take good care of Meng Dan, who was seriously injured. Swallow and Wei Zi called for a severe reprimand because their departure from the palace delayed the Queen Mother's dinner. Swallows used their quick wits to escape easily. Ali and Zhuo, with the princess and other teams, arrived in Beijing. On the streets of the city, people are crowded everywhere, while Meng Dan and others are watching the parade with sharp eyes.

Episode 3

The palace was full of drums and music, and the palace door was opened to welcome Ali, Zhuo and their daughters who had traveled thousands of miles back to Xinjiang into the palace. On the grand stage of the palace, Han Xiang also dedicated a unique Hui dance to Gan Long, but Gan Long fell in love with the charm of Han Xiang at first sight. Swallows dare to contradict the king of a country because they can't bear to see her fall from grace. In a rage, Qianlong slapped Zheng Xiaoyan in the face. Swallow and Wei Zi are disappointed with Qianlong, who has always been kind. Swallow became more angry and threatened to leave the palace and Yongqi. Suddenly, everyone was in a commotion.

The fourth episode

Swallow and Wei Zi are disappointed with Gan Long, who has always been kind. Swallows are even more furious, threatening to leave the palace and Yongqi. At that time, everyone's heart was in turmoil. After Gan Long went to Shufangzhai to appease the emotions of Swallow and Wei Zi, the father and son were reconciled. Soon, Qianlong conferred the title of Princess Han Xiang as "ChristianRandPhillips".

Episode 5

Ganlong Telkang and Yongqi escorted Ali Hezhuo to the city to bid farewell, but when everyone wanted to go back to the palace, they fought with several masked warriors with black towels and were ready to take them away, so Erkang and Yongqi fought with others again, and the two sides fought! Swallow and Wei Zi sympathize with what happened to ChristianRandPhillips, so they are chivalrous and want to help ChristianRandPhillips and Mondan, lovers of bad karma, but the two Gege are caught in another crisis.

Sixth set

The situation of Swallow and Wei Zi in the darkroom is unknown, which almost killed Erkang and Yongqi. Fortunately, Sunny, who is both talented and charming, solved the danger of Swallow and Wei Zi with wit, but Sunny, who is smart, has become the biggest threat to Wei Zi. Swallow, Wei Zi and ChristianRandPhillips became more intimate and strong because of unforgettable experiences, and ChristianRandPhillips gradually showed his joy because of his bosom friend. At this time, the fifteenth brother was born, and the palace was full of joy. However, the Queen and Sister Rong could not conceal their love for the Princess and ChristianRandPhillips, and their hearts were filled with jealousy and unwillingness.

Seventh set

Swallow and Wei Zi wanted to send a message to Meng Dan for ChristianRandPhillips, so they went out as eunuchs. After listening to the touching love story of Meng Dan and ChristianRandPhillips, they made a big plan. That day, the little swallow and others learned about the itinerary, and then there was a punishment. The queen mother didn't even let go of Shu Fangzhai's domestic slaves this time, and all of them were badly beaten! Swallow and Wei Zi couldn't hide that their slaves were hurt, so they stood up to protect them. But the queen took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire and let the queen mother use severe punishment. As a result, in Shufangzhai, the whole family became a terrible wounded soldier, and their savior this time was the clever and kind Qing Gege.

Eighth set

With the existence of Empress Dowager Cixi, there were many crises in Shu Fangzhai. Even Emperor Qianlong failed to fulfill his promise to marry Swallow and Wei Zi, which means Swallow should read more books to please the Empress Dowager. Yongqi compiled a set of "idioms" for swallows. But the swallow read the idiom ironically, and everyone was distressed by the swallow's study. However, ChristianRandPhillips, who was chartered by Qianlong, did not need Manchu costumes, but learned Manchu rules. However, under the threat of the Queen Mother and Empress, she was shamefully stripped naked. ChristianRandPhillips tried to resist, but she became violent.

Episode 9

ChristianRandPhillips couldn't stand everyone's aggression and humiliation, so he committed suicide by jumping off a building. Fortunately, the swallow gave his life to save her, and Qianlong was very angry! So the queen and all the nurses were reprimanded, but the queen was unwilling to deal with the swallow and others and was more determined. Emperor Qianlong repeatedly hinted at the marriage crisis of Erkang, Wei Zi, Yongqi and Xiaoyan. At this time, Wei Zi, threatened by Sang Ni, finally turned her doubts into tears and collapsed. Wei Zi and Er Kang also had a serious misunderstanding in a chaos, and their vows of eternal love also rippled.

Episode 10

In Huibin Building, Wei Zi and Er Kang are still depressed. Wei Zi drank wine to drown her sorrows, and the swallow was also very happy. However, the charm of Wei Zi attracted the attention of the guests at the next table. Erkang couldn't stand the rudeness of the guests for a while, so he got into a fight with everyone in the guest building. Wei Zi and Swallow, who were drunk, were caught by the Queen Mother again, but both Gege were so drunk that they made a scene in the bathroom of Cining Palace. They mistakenly beat the queen, mother Rong and others out of the water, and finally ended up in a dark room. Sunny came to help again at this time.

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After some heartbreaking torture, Wei Zi and Er Kang finally resolved the misunderstanding. ChristianRandPhillips showed off her unusual body in the imperial garden. She danced lightly, and her body was full of fragrance. Then a group of butterflies danced around ChristianRandPhillips, Swallow and Wei Zi. This beautiful scene shocked the palace, and Qianlong loved ChristianRandPhillips even more. Because the swallow wanted to attract butterflies like a fragrant princess, she ordered all the slaves to collect petals together and soak them in the petal bath all night. She hopes this will make flowers stick to her and attract butterflies. However, the swallow could not attract butterflies, but attracted swarms of bees and stung her head.

Episode 12

When the queen learned that the swallow had been stung by a bee, she came to Shu Fangzhai to see a joke. Not content, the swallow cleverly stuffed the petals into the queen's hat. As a result, when the queen came to the imperial garden, a group of bees attacked the queen and Sister Rong again. When she saw the queen turn pale with fear, the swallow and the others all smiled happily. Er Kang, Wei Zi and others carefully planned a wonderful program to celebrate the emperor's birthday, which surprised Gan Long. However, just as everyone was immersed in a happy birthday, they found evidence of the murder of Gan Long in Shu Fangzhai. Zheng Xiaoyan, Wei Zi and others could not argue, and all the servants were immediately put into prison.

Episode 13

Because of the queen's instigation, the Queen Mother personally asked about the murder of Gan Long by witchcraft. Wei Zi, Swallow, Golden Lock and others were frightened in prison, but in order to take care of each other, they all rushed to plead guilty. In the end, Wei Zi was beaten to death by the Queen Mother in order to protect the safety of Swallow, Golden Lock and others, and reluctantly admitted this unwarranted crime. After a night of rational analysis, Ganlong knew all the plots, but it was still not as good as saving Wei Zi's injury. Sunny, who has extraordinary wisdom, found the flaw in using this method to frame the culprit. This shocking discovery also frightened the Queen and Sister Rong.

Episode 14

Although Wei Zi is a victim, she will still think of the perpetrator after being hurt, and implore Gan Long not to pursue the person who framed her. Wei Zi, who was originally weak and exhausted, fainted under the care of everyone after the drama of carrying a stick to death was staged. However, the imperial doctor could do nothing about Wei Zi's illness, and Er Kang and Gan Long were very sad. Everyone doesn't believe that Wei Zi is in the mood to love. Life is so short that everyone falls into despair and sadness. At this time, ChristianRandPhillips came with her royal secret recipe, let Wei Zi.

Episode 15

After ChristianRandPhillips's first aid, Wei Zi finally survived. With everyone's careful care, Wei Zi has gradually recovered. Sunny witnessed Erkang's deep love for Wei Zi and was deeply shocked and moved! So Sunny pleaded with Empress Dowager Cixi, hoping that Empress Dowager Cixi could fulfill the "earth-shattering, make the gods cry" love between Erkang and Wei Zi. After listening to Sunny's words, Empress Dowager Cixi fell into deeper confusion. Meng Dan, who can't see the fragrant princess, has been waiting endlessly. He was depressed, but he had just experienced the pain of where Meng Dan was going in Erkang, so he conceived a big plan.

Episode 16

Under the instigation of everyone, Meng Dan finally entered the palace smoothly, and met Han Xiang who had been missing for a long time in Shu Fangzhai. Swallow and others all came out on the festival of my little brother's full day, which also aroused the suspicion of the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager, so they also rushed to Shu Fangzhai to have a look. However, Empress Dowager Cixi and others saw several people wearing special masks ringing bells to exorcise ghosts in Shufangzhai.

Episode 17

The swallow is in a good mood and celebrates with fireworks sticks. She took a fireworks stick and somersaulted on the roof. A little spark jump also attracted the attention of the queen mother. And everyone is having a good time, chasing sparks. Shu Fangzhai is already very busy. One is not careful! However, the swallow knocked down the queen mother who came to look for fire, and burned her vest in panic. The queen mother was furious! Trying to drive swallows and crape myrtle out of the palace. Yongqi was eager to reform the swallow in order to reverse the prejudice of the queen mother, but there was a serious conflict between the swallow and Yongqi, and finally the swallow ran away from home in a rage.

Episode 18

After the swallow left the palace privately, everyone couldn't find it anywhere, and Yongqi regretted and worried. The swallow left the palace, that is to say, she made up her mind never to return to the palace, so she also stayed away from the guest house of Liu Qing's brother and sister. Swallow was curious, entered a chess club, then gambled with the boss in the chess club, and finally ended up in the chess club. Yongqi and others tried their best to conceal the disappearance of the swallow in order to prevaricate the visit of Emperor Qianlong. However, the news that the swallow left the palace privately was learned by the wicked rongmu. She and the queen proudly tipped off the queen mother, who is now surprised and angry!

Episode 19

After the swallow left the palace, there was already a lot of noise in the palace! Gan Long Te Fu Lun and Emin searched around the city and outside Beijing. Swallows were trapped in the chess club and abused by the proprietress. Swallows have suffered a lot because of their resistance. She was so hungry that even in her dreams, she couldn't find food. At this time, the swallow deeply realized the importance of Yongqi and others to her. One day, the swallow finally escaped from the chess club. This time, she didn't want to be competitive and worried about her self-esteem. She fled to the guest room and asked Liu Qing's brothers and sisters and Mondan for help. They were shocked and angry when they learned what had happened to the swallow!

Episode 20

Yongqi knew that Swallow had been wronged in the chess house, and took Meng Dan, Erkang Liu Qing and others to the chess house to avenge Swallow. After the swallow returned to the palace, because of the hardships and lessons of living outside, the misunderstanding with Yongqi was finally resolved, and Yongqi and Erkang also took the opportunity to show the Queen Mother that they expected the Queen Mother to fulfill their wishes. ChristianRandPhillips and everyone celebrated by drinking in Fang Shu Zhai. However, when she returned to Bao Yue Tower, Gan Long saw ChristianRandPhillips's charming drunkenness, which aroused Gan Long's desire to conquer ChristianRandPhillips. In order to keep his innocence, ChristianRandPhillips took out a dagger and stabbed Gan Long!

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Chess club couple, guilty of heinous crimes, were sent to the frontier to parade in public after being tried by the punishments department. Swallow and others were granted the privilege of Qianlong, and happily went to the city street to watch the excitement with the people. In the Huibin Building, Swallow met a strange man with a flute sword in his hand, full of literary talent. Such a strange figure aroused the curiosity of Swallow and others. Swallow tried to test this strange person's martial arts.

Episode 22

Due to the tip-off, Empress Dowager Cixi learned the news of Gan Long's injury, so she took the responsibility to Bao Yue upstairs. However, Gan Long tried to cover up for Han Xiang, but the queen fanned the flames to Empress Dowager Cixi, hoping to make Han Xiang feel in danger. Yongqi gave Swallow a parrot that can talk, but I didn't know that this parrot was as stubborn as Swallow. It flew to the Imperial Garden with a whoosh and made a scene in the Imperial Garden. Han Xiang knew that her situation in the palace was getting more and more dangerous.

Episode 23

After some fierce fighting, Xiao Jian officially met the little swallow and others. However, while the swallow and others were still in the hotel, ChristianRandPhillips had been taken to Cining Palace. The Queen Mother still investigated Gan Long's injuries and ordered ChristianRandPhillips to be executed. When the swallow and Gan Long rushed back to the palace, ChristianRandPhillips was already dying. Jinsuo tactfully found out Ningxiang Pill to give ChristianRandPhillips first aid, but after the swallow sent four pills, ChristianRandPhillips was still dying.

Episode 24

Princess Xiang miraculously resurrected! Because of the efficacy of Ningxiang Pill to fight poison with poison, I didn't expect even the strange fragrance of ChristianRandPhillips to disappear completely. I am eager to miss Meng Dan. So Erkang and Yongqi invited Liu Qing's brother and sister, Meng Dan, Xiao Jian and others to dress up as shamans and enter the palace. Meng Dan met ChristianRandPhillips in a hurry under thrilling circumstances, and Meng Dan tried his best to awaken ChristianRandPhillips's will to survive. Gan Long sent slanderers to the Queen Mother because ChristianRandPhillips almost died, which made the Queen Mother very unhappy. ChristianRandPhillips is recovering day by day, and the "big plan" is being implemented step by step. Everyone has planned a bright and happy future for Meng Dan Han Xiang, a deeply loved couple.

Episode 25

Under the arrangement of Er Kang and Yong Qi, Han Xiang and Meng Dan's escape plan was finally implemented. Swallow and Wei Zi thought that the excuse of letting the princess live forever tripped Gan Long, but something went wrong when they transported Han Xiang out of the palace. Fortunately, unsuspecting Sunny coincidentally lifted the encirclement, and finally Han Xiang escaped from the palace. However, in order to explain ChristianRandPhillips's disappearance, Swallow and others hid the bizarre story and palace where Han Xiang turned into a butterfly from Gan Long.

Episode 26

There are different views about becoming a butterfly and a fragrant princess. The sinister queen and Sister Rong took the opportunity to retaliate against the swallow and others. The Queen sent someone to investigate the Huibin Building, hung a mask and wand on the shaman, and when the guards couldn't catch their brother and sister, they took away the little girl who helped in the Huibin Building-Bao Girl. The queen told Qianlong all the evidence against the swallow, which made Qianlong furious! Wei Zi and Swallow couldn't bear to implicate the treasure girl, so they had to confess everything. Gan Long was very sad at this time, but he couldn't tolerate his beloved being cheated, so he ordered Erkang, Yongqi, Swallow, Wei Zi, Jinsuo and others to be put in prison.

Episode 27

Erkang and others were jailed, and the Fallons were in great pain. They went to the palace to plead with Gan Long, but it was useless. Gan Long had a late-night conversation with Wei Zi, but forced Wei Zi to give up ChristianRandPhillips's whereabouts. However, morally responsible Wei Zi insisted on not revealing ChristianRandPhillips's whereabouts, and Gan Long was very angry! And said harsh words to Wei Zi, which also deeply hurt Wei Zi. Wei Zi was very sad and felt that everyone was finished this time. Yongqi faked illness in prison and finally got out. After Fu Jia merged with Liu Qing and Liu Hong, Yongqi took action to rescue Yanzi, Wei Zi, Erkang, Jinsuo and others with the help of Fallon.

Episode 28

The queen found her uncle, aunt and mother-in-law Li, who delivered the baby from Jinan, and questioned her date of birth in front of Gan Long, the Queen Mother and others. Everyone had great doubts about her life experience, especially Gan Long, who fell in love with Yanzi one after another. In a rage, Qianlong immediately sentenced Yanzi and Wei Zi to beheading, and Erkang was also implicated and sentenced to 15 years in prison. But Jinsuo was sentenced to exile and sent to Mongolia.

Episode 29

Swallow and Wei Zi, who longed for death, were taken to the execution ground by prisoners. On the way, the people were emotional and rushed to call on people to stay under the knife. However, Swallow and Wei Zi got the support of the people before they died, which really shocked the officials! So the special soldiers returned to the palace and asked Gan Long to give in. However, just when Gan Long was softened by everyone's persuasion, Erkang's escape made Gan Long angry again! So Swallow and Ziwei gave an order to "kill without forgiveness". With the help of Xiao Jian and Mengdan, Erkang, Yongqi and Liu Qing, they were finally rescued and quickly hid in a farm.

Episode 30

The escape of the swallow and others greatly shook the palace. In addition to issuing an arrest warrant immediately, Ganlong was humiliated by the royal family and fell into deep anger. Er Kang and Liu Qing's brothers and sisters rushed to rescue Jin Suo, who was sent to the border. After some fighting, they finally rescued the scarred golden lock. Wei Zi's joy at the return of Golden Lock is beyond words. Just as everyone was excited about the reunion, the pursuers came to the farmhouse to patrol. Fortunately,