Tell me a few interesting things about warlords.

1. False manners are really troublesome.

Xu Shuzheng is one of the giants of Beiyang government. Once back in France, Xu Shuzheng hosted a banquet in a big hotel to entertain celebrities from all walks of life. The food and wine were excellent. According to the custom in China, the host should be polite and say how bad the food is. Please forgive me.

But in France, the host must praise how good the food and wine are at the banquet, which is the respect and sincerity to the guests; Especially the banquet in the hotel, we can only say yes, but not bad, because it is related to the reputation of the hotel.

After the guests were seated, Xu Shuzheng was very polite and said that the food and wine were not good. Please forgive me. As soon as his words were finished, the shopkeeper ran angrily and protested to Xu Shuzheng in public, insisting that he "apologize in the open newspaper". Xu Shuzheng had no choice but to apologize in the newspaper and calm the storm. That's very polite. It's really troublesome.

2 "Dog Meat General" Zhang Zongchang

"I also write a big wind song", the original poem is as follows: "The cannon will blow his mother, and Jia Wei will go home at home. The number of heroes is Zhang Zongchang, and the giant whale swallows Fusang. "

Zhang Zongchang, who occupied Shandong, Hebei and Jiangsu in the 1920s, was once one of the most powerful warlords in China. This man has the worst reputation among thousands of warlords, big and small. Gambling, lust, greed and illiteracy. These people have written poems and published poems.

The following is a joke about Zhang. "One warlord" refers to him:

A warlord had a fourth aunt who liked to go to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha. She often runs seven or eight times a month. When the warlord asked, he told him that he only worshipped Buddha for his future and health, and the warlord was relieved.

One day, on a whim, the warlord asked Xiao Luzi, the attendant of the fourth aunt, what she did every time she took her wife to the temple.

Little Lu Zi said, "Tell Master that after burning incense and worshiping Buddha, Madam will have dinner with Master in the meditation room of the temple."

The warlord said, "Oh! That must be Su Zhai. "

The little deer said mysteriously, "Tell the master that he still eats meat with four dishes and one soup."

The warlord was stupefied and asked, "What is one soup and four dishes?"

Xiao Lu Zi said, "I once waited too long, so I hid outside the meditation room to eavesdrop because of curiosity. At first, I heard the master shout "a lot of water", and then I heard the sound of drinking soup. Then my wife started calling "Ducks" and "Ducks". After a while, my wife said that Master's chicken was fat and big. After eating the chicken, Master always called it' burning hooves'. He seems to have eaten pig's trotters. Then after a while, master clamored to turn it over. This time, he was obviously eating fish. Why else would he turn it over? "

The warlord turned blue with anger, but Xiao Luzi didn't realize it yet. He went on to say, "Master's cooking is good and full. Mrs. Wang always shouts "Great, Great" at every meal, gasping for breath and saying that she can't stand it, obviously because she is too full ... "

3. "holes in cowhide"

In the early years of the Republic of China, Qu Yingguang was appointed as the Governor of Zhejiang Province. On one occasion, a clerk drafted an official manuscript and submitted it to Qu Yingguang for approval. After reading it, Qu Yingguang frowned, picked up a pen and approved the word "cowhide chisel" on the official draft, and sent it back. The clerk was puzzled when he saw these four words. He dared not ask Qu Yingguang directly, so he had to consult with some friends.

A friend said, "Could it be the hometown dialect of the patrolman?" The clerk was inspired and found that a fellow villager in the yamen was a dispatcher. On this day, the clerk specially invited the postman to the restaurant, ordered wine and vegetables, and invited the postman to eat wine.

"My Lord, what can I do for you?" The postman raised his glass and said, "I don't eat silly wine." "Excuse me, what does this sentence mean?" The clerk asked. "Oh." The postman said, "We Taizhou people raise cattle and peel cowhide for money. Only when it is thick and complete can it sell at a good price. Once the cowhide is cut open, it is worthless. In our hometown, gouging out cowhide is worthless! "

The clerk was flushed and barely perfunctory. When he got back, he immediately handed in his resignation and rolled up his bedding and went home.

4. Both Lu Rongting and Zhang are headstrong people, and they are called "Zhang in the north and Lu in the south". Once they met in the Hall of Supreme Harmony in Beijing, suddenly a bird flew by. Lu took out his gun and fired a shot. The bird fell to the ground. Zhang didn't carry a pistol at that time, and there were no birds in the sky at this time. When the game failed, he took off his clothes and pulled his pants and said, "Look who has the most scars!" " "As a result, there are more than 5o in Zhang and more than 8o in Lu. Zhang was so ashamed that he even called Lu Big Brother.

5. 1926, Zhang and Wu attacked Feng Yuxiang at the south entrance. Commander-in-Chief Feng Bu personally called his men to pray: "Lord, Zhang and Wu started a civil war, hoping to unify China by force. They are like a ship lost in the storm. May my Lord give them wisdom and let them return to the shore. "

6.1922 On April 2 1 day, a young lady from Germany fell in love with Wu at first sight, but Wu was ungrateful. After returning home, Miss Rona wrote to Wu Dashuai and said, "Wu Dashuai, I love you. Do you love me? " Wu laughed after reading it, raised his pen and approved four big characters on the original letter: my wife is still here. Please translate and send this letter back.