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Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.
The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.
Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise
Shorty fart-humble.
Dwarf sightseeing echo
A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind
Short people watch the play-listen.
The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.
The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)
The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!
Short woman-low knowledge
Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma
The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream
Short people sit on high stools-out of reach; Up and down out of reach; Up-down dilemma
Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome.
Wooden fish in Antang-let people fight.
Quails want to eat the fruit from the tree-they can't reach it; Think of good things; Want to be beautiful
Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins
Fishing for the moon on the shore-in vain; be invalid
Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.
Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy
Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it
Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain
Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Can't do
Press the gourd and lift the ladle-regardless of the tail; Rise in succession
Top door of wide tube of chopping block
Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor
Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will
Fish on the chopping block-a commodity with a knife
Stalking-sneaking around
Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.
Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness
Secretly stumble-wither.
Burn out the lamp oil-burn the heart (core)
Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.
Pancakes on tobacco-tossing and turning
Eight hundred dollars fell into the well-which one is hard to touch?
The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor
A string of 800 copper coins-out of step (hanging)
Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice-add another flavor
Eight generations of old scores-I can't tell.
Eight-inch shoes-embarrassing
A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.
Starlings peck at persimmons-pick soft ones.
Eight old fists-three orders and five applications (extension)
Eight dollars for gypsum dyeing
A bowl of wonton is eight yuan-no noodles.
Eight crooked necks are sitting at a table-no one is looking at anyone.
The format of stereotyped writing-sameness
Sleep in the gossip stove-steaming hot.
Riding in the eight diagrams-there is no escape; It is difficult to find a way out
Grade 8 Engineering Technology-Excellence
Eight-level masters learn skills-old people have a sense of security and old people have a sense of learning.
Star anise fell into the cesspit-fragrant and smelly; Smell and smell are inseparable.
Eight and a half pounds of tortoise swallowed a heavy weight-cruel bastard.
Eight and a half pounds of old tortoise swallowed a cruel bastard.
Eight-and-a-half-pound tortoise-the rules are not small.
Eighty people are carrying sedan chairs-that's awesome.
The 80-year-old man shook his head in disgust-involuntarily; This is not for anyone to decide.
The 80-year-old man blew the lamp-he couldn't breathe; breather
An 80-year-old man practicing pipa-a cliche (playing)
Eighty-year-olds learn boxing-the more they practice, the stronger they become.
An 80-year-old man learns his craft-he works hard when he is old.
An 80-year-old debt-no successor
Shaving at 80-not old enough
The 80-year-old man shoulders the heavy burden-the heart is willing, but the strength is not enough.
An old idea 80 years ago
Eighty years old, childless, old and lonely.
Having a son at the age of 80-each generation is worse than the next.
Dancing innocently at the age of eighty
Playing with monkeys at the age of 80-an old trick
Learn to play the flute at the age of 80-full of old tunes; hackneyed theme
Learn to fight at the age of 80-fight hard
An 80-year-old actor pretends to be a child-rejuvenation
Standing at the counter at the age of 80-always good at it
Eight or five dozen rabbits, not worth the candle.
Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers
The Eight Immortals Party-Dialogue with God
This square table is uneven because it lacks a leg.
Put the lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.
Square table-angular
Eight wise kings enter the palace-hard to please.
Bitter gourd in August-red heart
Lotus root in August-fresh and tender
Pomegranate in August-full of thoughts
Persimmons in August-the older they get, the redder they become; Laolaihong
Osmanthus fragrans blooms in August, and it is fragrant everywhere.
Cucumber shed in August-an empty shelf
Eat on August 15-it's still early.
Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th is different.
Eating zongzi on August 15th is not the time.
Moon cakes on August 15-everyone is happy; Everyone loves it; Up and down
The moon is the same on August 15th every year. Serious
On August 15th, it was late in Duanyang. evening
August 15 to see the dragon lantern-half a year late.
Having a baby on August 15-what a coincidence!
Send moon cakes on August 15-just in time for the festival.
Yun Zheyue on August 15-Disappointing.
Steamed rice cakes on August 15th-Zao (Jujube)
Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command
Eight-legged crab bully
There is no ambiguity in the eight characters-no eyebrows; Far from it; Far from it.
Boil on the palm-according to the enemy.
Pat shoes-useless; cannot get through
Spread the pancakes on the palm of your hand-skillful hands; Good cards
A skinned toad-born a nuisance and died a terrible death.
A temple with torn walls-panic
Bananas are planted on old trees-carelessness.
Banana blossoms-one heart; Closely linked
Banana leaves build a bird's nest-it won't be long.
Bala's eyes hurt-too bad.
Pull the grass to attract the snake-ask for it; Created for oneself
Pull onions and plant sea peppers-one crop is hotter than the other.
Sorghum at jointing stage-the longer, the higher; Steady rise
Wave drum-double-sided lamp
Pull alarm clock-designed to remind people
Pull out the radish-the pit is there.
Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.
A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken.
Pigeons without hair can't fly.
Unplug the plug without water-do more.
Pull out the seedlings and encourage them-eager for success
Postscript: the donkey chases the rabbit-it can't catch up; Can't catch up
Postscript foot immediately battlefield-death without life
Postscript Pulling Radish-Waila
Postscript is walking on stilts-sooner or later he will look good.
Surrounded by postscript-sitting and shouting; Sit on the ground and shout
Postscript to catch the horse-far behind.
Postscript son came to the position of power-instability
Wipe your nose with your face-you're asking for it.
Pour fertilizer on weeds-it's no use; There is no work to do.
Put your face in your pants.-gross.
Push people under the wall-there is no escape.
Playing with dolls as monkeys-fooling people
Think of the devil as a bodhisattva-there is no distinction between good and evil.
Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range —— One shot at a time.
Farewell my concubine-why not; have no choice but to
Old man with white neck-talking is a curse.
A dung beetle with a white neck-different; unusual
White cloth enters the dye vat-it can't be washed clearly; Can't be washed clean
White cloth for cotton-padded jacket-it's all a matter of principle anyway.
Cabbage helper-ugly; Does it taste good?
Playing sickle in cabbage field-distraction
Stewed tofu with cabbage-no one touches anyone's light
Sauté ed green onions with cabbage leaves-add pro (green) to pro (green)
Bai plays the bride-the demon among demons.
White hit a fall.
Beauty of white-human face and ghost heart
Talking nonsense-bad words confuse people.
Free meals-ambitious; Have no good intentions
Bai's speech-blasphemy and misleading people.
Meet the Monkey King for nothing-betray oneself.
The white crane stands among the chickens-protruding.
The white tiger enters the door-a disaster is imminent; Disaster is coming.
A painting as plain as water-an understatement
Fraxinus mandshurica and osmanthus fragrans-the roots are not straight
Ash stem flip-one-to-one
Heart made of ash-hide the sun and hide the fire
White face * minister appearance-evil; An evil appearance
White-faced wolves wear straw hats-they can't change people.
White-faced wolves wear glasses-pretend to be good people; Be a good person
A fox with a sharp white tail-an old fox.
A white cat got into a hole and ruined its reputation.
White-haired crow-different
The white snake dares to try the law-listless.
White snake full of water-a big battle
White snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage
Hell in the daytime-mystery; Be sick in my heart
Daydreaming-thinking.
Uncover the milk skin in the white water pot-impossible; Can't do
Gypsum under white water-you can't make tofu
Boiled cabbage-bland and tasteless
Cooking with white water-cooking without rice
The White Snake has not given up on Xu Xian, and love is inseparable.
White sugar is wrapped in arsenic-it's poisonous.
Sugar mouth knife heart-honey mouth sword
Playing lanterns during the day-it's no use
Looking forward to the moon during the day-forget it; Don't think; Never expect it
Light a telegram during the day-reinventing the wheel
Chasing ghosts during the day-nothing happened.
White iron axe-double-sided lamp
The crane has a bare tail-a fly in the ointment.
Draw gangsters on white paper-indelible; Obviously; Clear; Very clear
Written in black and white-in black and white; Obviously; Clear, loud and clear
Lanterns made of white paper-they glow at one point.
Scissors hanging at the end of a hundred feet pole-Gao Cai (scissors)
All rivers run into the sea-the general trend
Department stores sell suits, set by set.
Department stores sell shoes and socks. They come in different sizes.
A hundred kilograms of burden, an iron weight-the heavy responsibility lies on the shoulders; Shoulder important tasks
100 kg steamed peaches-waste snacks
A hundred pounds of burden can be carried on your shoulders, but one or two pens can't carry it-a lout.
A Family on the Hundred Miles Grassland-Loneliness
Prissy recognizes his wife-high office does not forget the old love.
Prissy feeds cows and worships each other-all appearances are a fool.
Bailing plays peony-birds sing and flowers smell.
100-meter race-every minute counts; Race against time; Catch up quickly; Try to catch up
A century-old pine tree, a banana in May-careless.
It doesn't rain for a hundred days (sunny)
Centenarians blow fire-cliche.
Millions of Heroes Down the South of the Yangtze River-Enlightening the People
There is a red lamp hanging one hundred feet high-red to the top.
Cypress rafters-Better bend than bend
Tar scalding pig head-uprooting
The black sheep of his family turns back-gold does not change.
Retreat the beaten army-assemble
Becoming sworn brothers and opening cocoon shops-forming a party for personal gain (silk)
New Year's greetings-say good words.
Worship the purpose of entering the Luzu Temple-the wrong door; Wrong door
Riding a rabbit can't be pulled down-unstable; changeful
You can't sit down on a baked wheat cake-people are on the surface.
Knock down the nest and scare the mother-in-law bitch
Knocked over the gourd and spilled oil-don't stop until you do it.
Pull the stove and bake your hair-it's amazing.
Count with your hand.
The head of the classroom-valet.
Hanging nest eggs of turtledove
Zebra's head-in perfect order.
Spotted bonito fights-showing off their affair
Move the bodhisattva to take a bath-the more you wash, the worse; In vain; An empty mind
Lift the stone and smash the millstone-hard (stone) hard (stone)
Lift a rock and hit the sky-bite off more than one can chew; No self-test; Can't do it; cannot reach
Bench upside down-four feet high
Put the egg on the bench-it's a close call; Adventure; Dangerous; * can't live; Cannot *
Put the thistle on the bench-you can't sit still; Can't sit still
Sleeping on a bench-difficult to turn over; Can't turn over
Playing mahjong on the bench-it won't open; Unable to open the scene
Drill a hole in the bench-there is a board eye; cadent
Chop wood with an axe-chop wood at the same time
Stick a doorkeeper on the door panel-one in the east and one in the west.
Loach on the board-no place to live; have nowhere to hide oneself
Nail on the board-true; Did not run; Can't run; Cannot be changed; Cannot be changed.
Knock a nail on the board-slowly but surely.
Half a sheep's head-one horn
Half a pig's head-one eye
Pick up the horn halfway-it's blowing.
Half of the amateurs -250
Half a copper coin-no Fiona Fang.
Half a brick
Half a catty equals eight taels-equal; Same as each other; One thing; Same as each other; No one suffers.
Four or two cocks are half a catty tall.
Clouds in the sky-unpredictable
Play this trick in midair-plant a big fall.
A torch in midair-great
Balloon in midair-can't get up to the sky, can't get down to the ground; death by hanging
Set off firecrackers in midair-think high (loudly)
Building a house in midair-nowhere to stay; Can't fall down
Drive cattle in midair-show the cloven foot.
Tribulus hanging in the air-irony (wind) thorn
Scissors suspended in mid-air-Gao Cai (scissors)
Riding a horse in midair-walking in the clouds
Count your fingers in midair-very high.
Half-pulled melon seeds-not individuals (benevolence)
Half a basket of magpies-chirp
Give up halfway-the beginning is not over.
The news is on the way-hearsay
The abacus is crooked-miscalculation
Leave half-lively in the mouth; Mouth enthusiasm
Fight a journey halfway-something has happened; Be caught off guard; sudden
Half a bottle of vinegar-wandering around
Guanyin on the cliff-an honest (stone) person
Evil water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain-dirty
Walking a tightrope in the clouds for a long time-scary
A bright star appeared in the clouds for half a day-good luck.
Suona has been blowing in the clouds for a long time-thinking (loudly)
It rained in the clouds for a long time-it can't be a climate; There is no climate.
Hanging in the clouds for a long time-pretending to be crazy (wind)
Looking through books in the clouds for a long time-high.
Watching the killing linger in the clouds for a long time-stand by.
A cloud that has been chatting for a long time-chatting
Balloons have been floating in the clouds for a long time-high above; No landing
Riding a crane in the clouds for half a day-fly away
I made clothes in the cloud for a long time-Gao Cai (cutting)
Photographed in the clouds for a long time-Master
Eat cucumbers in the middle of the night-you can't touch your head and tail.
Eat roast chicken in the middle of the night-think about it (tearing)
Playing the piano in the middle of the night-secretly having fun
The cock crows in the middle of the night-I don't know; What a mess!
Calling the big girl's door in the middle of the night-unlucky.
Bed in the middle of the night-very hot.
Midnight Widow-Sadness
Mixing noodles in the middle of the night-fiddling
Swing axe in the middle of the night-talk nonsense (chop)
Playing hide-and-seek in the middle of the night-groping; Lack of understanding of current events and developments.
Chatting in the middle of the night-nonsense
Get up in the middle of the night and get dressed-it's too early.
It's not surprising to knock at the door in the middle of the night-a clear conscience.
It rains in the middle of the night-the whereabouts are unknown; I don't know where I am.
Have nightmares in the middle of the night-a false alarm; Shivaas
Dream of eating trotters in the middle of the night-thinking about beautiful things; Want to be beautiful
Dreaming of marrying the bride in the middle of the night-thinking about beautiful things; Want to be beautiful
Qin Gui didn't unload the goods-who hasn't seen Erhualian?
Dress up as a pig and eat a tiger-no matter how clever a person is, he is stupid.
Tripping and lying on the edge of the cesspool-not far from death (shit)
A jilt arm-quit.
Pearls in clams.-good.
Blow a fire with a stick-I know nothing about it.
Hit the cylinder with a wooden stick-it's falling apart
No matter how thick or thin, a stick is a needle.
Turn a stick into a candle-carelessness
Go to the city with a wooden stick-create a miracle
Nailed to a stick-thick and thin.
Beating the bamboo tube with a wooden stick-fantasy (sound)
Hold fast to the sky-it will land one day.
Beat the duck with a stick
Sticking to mandarin ducks-inseparable; Twice separation
Cake in a stick-unimportant material.
The cooked gourd is coated with flour with a stick; confused
Boiled chicken sticky noodles-stupid eggs
Arranged marriage-involuntarily; cannot help doing
Wash your face with a cloth-generous
Bao Gong's sword-act first, then act.
Bao Gong's hay cutter-denying the people
Bao Gong's Judgment-Admitting the Reason and Not Admitting the Person
Bao Gong distributed food to the poor.
Bao Gong killed his nephew-first treated inside, then treated outside.
Bao Gong's trial case-impartial; unmerciful/ruthless
Bao Gong and his relatives-people are not allowed by law.
Wrap your feet and put them on the plane-one step (cloth)
The cloth on the scorpion's feet-good horn (foot) color (lice)
Use foot cloth as a whip-you can't write (smell) or do martial arts (dance).
Foot cloth is used as a button-smelly and hard; Smelly and hard
Make a scarf out of foot wrap-it stinks.
Making yuanxiao pancakes-all-rounder.
Eat steamed stuffed buns to the edge of bean paste-taste the sweetness
Steamed bread grinned-beautiful stuffing
Don't boil the steamed stuffed bun when it is cooked-it's suffocating.
Steamed buns open their mouths-revealing the stuffing inside.
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