My girlfriend is going on a business trip, so I want to tell her some jokes or brain teasers. I hope everyone can help. ...

0001-23456789 answer: lack of clothes and food.

0002— There is a man standing at the door. Answer: Flash.

0003- 1. 1 horizontal length, floating in Nanyang, there is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. A: Fu.

0004- one person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people do it just right. What is the secret? Answer: whisper

0005— Flying is not a bird, like a mouse, not a mouse. Hide in the dark during the day and catch pests at night. Answer: bats

0006-four feet an hour, two feet at noon and three feet at night. Answer: babies, teenagers and the elderly.

0007-hair above, hair below, with a black grape in the middle. Answer: eyes

0008- Is "Silkworm Ant" an ant or a silkworm? Answer: Silkworm.

0009-An empty child in the middle of three walls Answer: Horse.

00 10— Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas? Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

00 1 1- Two ants are carrying a pole, and one ant is looking up on the pole. Answer: Six.

00 12— Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

00 13— Why do babies cry at birth? Answer: because he saw that the nurse aunt was so beautiful, and she was also ... small.

0014-Just like sugar is not sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth, help you correct the typo and go back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser

0015-There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

00 16- there was a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hung was written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

00 17— A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

00 18— Mr. Hua has one skill, that is, he can make people who see him palm up automatically. What's going on here? A: He is a Chinese medicine practitioner.

00 19— Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

0020— Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing? Answer: She is a bird.

0021-Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her.

0022-I have more than a year, why can't I save this money? Answer: Because I get fired every year.

0023- Five brothers, living together, with different names and different heights. Answer: Fingers

0024— The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

0025— Interference Answer: Steps

0026— What's the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: white flower oil

0027— What should the employer wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

0028— Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

0029— On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess the four-word idiom). Answer: Three somersaults twice.

0030 —— Magic soap made of pig liver and bear bile (guess 4-word idiom) Answer: treating each other with the same heart (soap)

0031-Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.

0032— What will a man and a woman become? Answer: Two people.

0033— What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

0034— Why is there a hole in the ground after DrJ did 10 push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

0035— Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

0036— What books can't be bought? Answer: suicide note

0037— What mouse likes to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department

0038— What is the English name of Ah-Pi Po? Answer: A- people

0039— What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand

0040— What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint exam? Answer: Remember to get up.

0041-Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom) Answer: an old horse that knows the way.

0042- Cleisthenes cows stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom) Answer: courage without strategy (Cleisthenes).

0043-Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom) Answer: Everything was stolen (stolen).

0044- This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom) Answer: swear (eggs)

0045— This ice looks like aluminum foil. Answer: Walking on thin (aluminum) ice.

0046— How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.

0047— This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

0048— God knows what I know (name a city or county in Fujian) Answer: Sanming.

0049- A moon hangs over the capital (type a word) Answer: expansion.

0050- What kind of water do people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary

0051-Why is seawater salty? Answer: The fish shed too many tears.

0052— Why does Ah Fu always wait for the teacher to start before listening to the teacher? Answer: He is deaf.

0053— What happens to people who are greedy? Answer: eventually you will die.

0054— Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why does he always revolve around women? Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics.

0055— What method can make people stop drinking water? Answer: change the name of water.

0056— Fifty cents for a catty of cabbage and sixty cents for a catty of radish. How much is that catty of ribs? Answer: One or two equals ten yuan a catty, 100 yuan.

0057-A female prisoner was arrested at the police station and kept in a heavily guarded cell alone. The next morning, there was one more person in the cell, and no outsiders could enter! Why is this? A: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.

0058— Jane can't do any housework and she has a bad temper. Why are her parents urging her to get married? A: Its purpose is to blame others.

0059— There are leaks everywhere in the room, but no one will get wet. Why? Answer: empty house

0060— Who can make a living with his mouth open and his clothes stretched out? Answer: Baby

006 1- Take off the red robe, a white fat man and a black mariko. Hit a plant? Answer: litchi

0062— A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by the police. Why? Answer: The police took a taxi.

0063- There's a website where everyone who goes online must go first (wwwhang 123com). Why answer: Everyone can have their own love.

0064— How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: it's all gone, it's broken.

0065— How do people with head injuries sleep? Answer: sleep with your eyes closed

0066— Why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

0067— Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.

0068— How to distinguish friendship from love? Answer: Friendship appears during the day and love appears at night.

0069— I can't eat grapes, and I don't say sour grapes. Why? Answer: I understand.

0070- 10 million. Why? Answer: Ask whatever you want.

007 1- When will we willingly put out the flame of our lives? Answer: Before cutting the birthday cake.

0072— Three prisoners were sentenced by the judge, and the judge said that the left and right two were not guilty. Why? Answer: Guan Zhong

0073— What do China people say? Answer: China people.

0074— There are two places on the earth. Yesterday can be today, and today can be tomorrow. Where is that place? Answer: South Pole and North Pole.

0075— Kay was driving, but he never reached his destination. Why? Answer: The car is driving backwards.

0076— Fangfang eats beef noodles, but doesn't see beef? Answer: She ate beef instant noodles.

0077— Daming is fluent in English, but foreigners can't understand what he says? Answer: The tortoise hit its head into the water.

0078— Mr. Lu just finished cutting his hair and asked the barber to cut it "in the middle". The barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: His hair is very strange.

0079— What's the first thing Santa puts in his socks on Christmas Eve? Answer: feet

0080— Where can I buy stamps? Answer: India

0081-There are twenty ripe apples on the apple tree, half of which are blown off by the wind and then picked by the fruit farmers. How many apples are there on the tree? Answer: 5

0082— How long does it take to write from ten thousand to ten thousand? Answer: 5 seconds at most. 10000.

0083— Why is the word "difficult" not in Napoleon's dictionary? Answer: His dictionary is in French.

0084— Which idiom is a monk playing an umbrella? Answer: No offense.

0085— What flowers are visible but can't be caught? Answer: splash and fireworks

0086— Which train has the fewest carriages? Answer: fire truck

0087— What is it that people admire, but don't want to see the answer: God?

0088— What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

0089— What is the earliest surname of China people? Good last name. "The beginning of life is essentially good."

0090— Why did a robust duck drown in the river? Answer: I can't think of suicide.

0091-Once upon a time, what was the gold all over the mountain? Answer: San Francisco

0092— Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold? Answer:No..

0093— The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.

0094— Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official did he become? Answer: groom.

0095— When is the best time to raise your hand? A: When someone points a pistol at your head.

0096— Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? Answer: Mom carried him upstairs.

0097— An apple minus an apple, guess a word. Answer: 0

0098— Three Gold "Xin", Three Water "Miao" and Three People "Zhong". So what should the three ghosts be called? Help!

0099— Where the sea does not produce fish Answer: Cihai.

0 100— Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

There should be something helpful to you here ~ I hope to adopt me ~ thank you! ! ! What kind of road can't be taken? ... (answer: circuit)

Bobby's every move can't be separated from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this))

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. (Answer: To study)

5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7

7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)

8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horses, and only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to bolt? )

9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)

10. What is the most valuable thing missing? (answer: satellite)

1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)

12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

14. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the elderly)

15. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)

16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)

18. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg. )

2 1. Which race is backward? (answer: tug of war)

22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)

23. What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)

24. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)

25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)