China historical classic joke story

China historical classic joke story 1: the demeanor of a man.

Mrs. Hope is driving on the highway in a new convertible. It only took her five minutes to violate all the traffic laws, and finally she knocked down a man who was approaching.

Mrs. Hope got out of the car and said apologetically to the man, I'm really sorry, sir. It's all my fault. I took the wrong route. I hope you haven't been hurt in any way, have you?

The man smiled bitterly: no, madam, it's my own fault. He picked up two knocked-out teeth from the ground. Because I saw you 300 meters away. I got under the tree in time.

China history classic joke story 2: It was you.

The officer severely reprimanded the soldiers guarding the bridge and said: Every night, people commit suicide by jumping off the bridge. Why didn't you stop them? From then on, the soldier paid more attention every time he was on duty to avoid committing suicide again.

One night, he found a suspicious person and followed him quietly. Finally, when he was about to jump off the bridge, he caught it. It turns out that it is you who commit suicide by jumping into the river every night. I'm going to send you to receive severe punishment and see if you dare to commit suicide!

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