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Words are wiser than emotions.
I miss the days when we used to joke, have fun and cry together, and I really want to go back.
If a girl always doesn't trust you, doesn't know you and doesn't understand you, it's not appropriate.
People who love you will fall in love with your shortcomings; People who don't love you can't understand your beauty.
The missed heavy rain in those years, the missed heavy rain, the missed sentence "iloveyou"
Some people are good to you because you are good to him; Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness.
When I love you, I take your habit as my habit. Now I don't love you, and my habit still won't let me go.
There is no need to guess me. I can't even guess it myself.
I used to be happy, but now I'm at a loss for pain in retrospect.
I dare not bet with you, because I can't afford to lose.
I am a person who is not good at expressing, so I can only laugh mercilessly in front of you.
The reason why I love you is that you love me too.
He said whether she understood the word "you" was what she meant to him!
He said that she had told him that she would love him forever. He knows what love is, but what will it always be?
He said that if you love, there will always be an excuse; If you don't love, you can't find a reason to love.
I pretended that nothing mattered, although I was exhausted.
My arms will always be your last harbor.
Just because I was young at that time, I always thought about the future too well.
If you really love someone, then everything is worth doing.
Waiting for love is the fate of one's life.
Save your memory, this is all you have left.
Hot and cold can be your attitude, but my insistence has a bottom line.
You are all my youth, all my unforgettable laughter and sadness.
It's not a pity that I can't go back. For me, I'm not a passer-by. A passer-by is a bed guest and a lover.
In love, many jokes can't be played, especially for the person you love, even if it is a joke.
Women will never know why men love smoking, just as men don't know how painful it is for women to have their period.
Time is always ancient because we always live in the past.
You don't hurt, I don't want to die.
I am an atheist, but I dare not admit it at night.
I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.
Body is a symbol of vitality, vanity is a symbol of youth.
Doing well is called excellent psychological quality.
Don't you accept it? Take rat poison and die if you don't accept it.
People's sorrow is not inferior to dogs, but they think they are much better than dogs.
I want to lose weight in my heart, but I eat hard in my mouth.
Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil.
I've never met anyone with archaeological value like you.
Don't say I ignore you. I didn't even look you in the eye.
If one day we get lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not tried to live a rich life.
Because of your appearance, the meaning of that day is immortal in my life.
I looked back and saw your smile. Suddenly, I was afraid of everything.
The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again for the rest of their lives.
If one day, you don't remember, and I don't remember, time will definitely replace us.
You have been here for a while, and I miss you all my life.
I just want to go to a person's eternal life with this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything.
You are like a door to me, separating me from the outside world.
I was lucky to get it, but I lost my life, that's all.
When we were young, we didn't think that we would miss this life because of a mistake in our hurry.
I write his name on every cigarette, and I will breathe it all into my lungs, which is the closest place to my heart.
Some people are destined to play an insignificant role in other people's lives, and no matter how hard they try, they can't surpass it.
I feel a little cold, maybe there is a city in my heart.
About you, I really never need to remember, because I will never forget.
I thought how unforgettable I was, but it was actually time.
No one will stay for me, who will really stay for me?
If one day I leave, you will forget me and leave no room.
I want to tell you my sadness, my hesitation, my helplessness and my anxiety.
My confusion, my helplessness, my loss, my hatred and ignorance of myself.
Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.
Always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.
People who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always vague about the edge of distance.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
Sometimes it's sunny and sometimes it's dark. This is life.
Always remember too little and forget too much.
Consciousness is stronger than the body, and language is more rational than the mind.
I began to understand that sometimes some things can't wait.
Some things become less important before they are finished.
Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.
I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.
Keep your own personality and don't let others call you dirty.
Want to learn from me, find some essence, don't let me see through you at a glance.
I hope I meet someone who has everything you have.
Your beauty, your warmth and your serenity are just if you meet them, will they forget you?
Because the heart is a warm and humid place.
It is suitable for anything to grow, so the wound never withers there.
Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care about anything.
Sometimes the sunshine is very warm, which makes me feel that life is very long.
People who don't believe in love will be unhappy more easily than ordinary people.
Anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple.
A person's life should be rich and flawed, and defects are the outlet of the soul.
In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.
We can be disappointed, but not blind.
Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by.
Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.
My world is silent and can't hold anyone.
When a person is around us, we don't know when and where to leave him.
Just like when we were alive, we didn't know about death.
I think some things can be forgotten,
Some things can be remembered, some things can be willingly,
There are some things that can't be done.
I love you, and this is my disaster.
Classic quotations of emotion and reason
1, no matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot. 2. A radish and a pit are talking about marriage. In fact, it's not entirely true for love. Excellent people, both men and women, will be a radish with several pits, so the world is putting on a story of joys and sorrows every day.
Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?
It doesn't matter to fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when you get married and think about whether you can tolerate their differences for a long time.
There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. When he (she) wants to leave you, there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few.
6. Don't sleep with others casually, or you will regret what you did in the past when you meet a man who really loves him but lives an honest and principled life.
7. Don't give up pursuing your plan because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.
8. The high divorce rate at least reflects the difference between good and bad: the good thing is that people's ideas have become humanized, and they no longer imprison themselves for feudal ideas, and the bad thing is their rashness about marriage. I haven't decided what to get married.
9. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition for being a good woman, not the first condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.
10. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.
1 1. It is often heard that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.
12. When asking the other person to be a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin or not. If so, yes. If not, what makes you?
13. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.
14. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love fails. Less successful. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one.
15. Mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask now; Open-minded people do not ask about the future.
16. From now on? Of course there is! Why don't most people believe there is? Because they haven't found the one that suits them best in their life journey. That is, the one who is destiny takes a hand. Why can't you find it? The vast sea of people, life is like dew, how easy is it to find the one that suits you best? You may find destiny takes a hand at 40, but can you wait until you are 40? I couldn't find it in my twenties, so I had to get married. I found it in my thirties and forties, but I had to give it up. This is the sorrow of life.
17. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people are easy to change their minds. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.
18. Some people always complain that they can't find the right person. It doesn't matter once or twice. Too much is a problem. First of all, you should review whether you have any problems. If not, you have to look at your own eyes. Why do you always meet the bad guys?
19. Some people say that once a man changes his mind, nine cows can't be pulled back. If a woman changes her mind, can nine cows be pulled back? There are only physiological differences between men and women, and they are almost the same psychologically.
20. If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care enough about him or he doesn't care enough about you, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious.
2 1. Being interested in each other and not saying it is the highest state of love. Because at this time, people are enjoying the hot psychology of winking, eye contact and the pleasure of touching their fingers. Once you say it, the taste will fade, because after two people agree, all behaviors are allowed, and psychologically, they will gradually become numb in the end.
22. What is the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.
23. There are two kinds of women who are cute. One is a mother, understanding, caring for people and men. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. There is also a sister-type, very timid, very shy and very dependent on men. Being with such a woman will stimulate her man's character. For example, beating mice and lifting heavy objects. I often think about protecting my little woman. There is another kind of woman who doesn't care about others and never gives in to men. Such a woman makes men helpless.
24. Cheating is not a bad man's patent. Good men have it, so when you meet such a man, don't kill him with a stick. You can try to give him a chance. If you can change, you can still be together. Decades of relationships are not easy. Sometimes you don't have to take men's occasional infidelity too seriously.
25. It is said that behind a successful man, there is often an unknown woman supporting him. Behind a failed man, is there always a woman who clearly makes trouble?
26. What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon for a date, they won't feel romantic.
27. Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.
28. There is nothing wrong with naive people, and neither is there anything wrong with mature people. Mature people and naive people have more problems.
29. Some women will let their boyfriends spoil them when they are in love. After marriage, they still want their husbands to pamper themselves in every way, but forget what they should do as a woman. Such a woman doesn't know love.
30. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.
Classic quotations of social language
1, no matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.
The person who spends the darkest night with you is the one who deserves the most glorious day.
3. How many people love someone in the name of friendship, thinking that having is actually the beginning of losing.
4. As long as you classify the untouchable things as self-immunity, you can stop thinking.
You should understand that a person's life is neither as good as people think, nor as bad as people think.
6. Looking at the surging crowd, I know there will always be people as confused as me looking for loneliness.
7. That year, we promised to be together for life; This year, we became strangers and stopped contacting each other.
8. The furthest distance is that we originally lived under one sky, but we are people from two worlds.
9. True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and mourning.
10, suddenly put it down, thinking that everything is not that important, as long as you are happy.
1 1, they all came and went, loved and hated, laughed and hurt, and finally they all lived alone.
12, once like a clean and pure angel, time makes people dirty.
13, how on earth did you turn me into a coward, and you can still live calmly?
14, maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even if there is no ending.
15, tell a joke, we laughed ourselves hoarse, and it doesn't hurt to be stimulated to be sensational.
16, life is like super Mary, a little turtle can kill you before you add mushrooms.
17, jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.
18, whenever you need to give yourself a clear bottom line, you will not be controlled by others.
19, never give up, never try to be brave, but never know that you are the one who needs comfort most.
20. At first, we came to this world alone. It's over, we left this world alone again!
2 1, it's been a long time, I haven't heard from the other party, I don't think of this person anymore, and I don't want to think of it again.
22. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten; Change what can be changed and accept what is unacceptable.
23. Think about what you said and did. Why do you feel so ridiculous now?
24. Don't wait for me to cry to say how much you love me. Don't wait for me to leave before you say how much you love me.
25, you will be lonely, that's because you don't want someone to accompany you, you don't want someone near your heart.
26. It's not that we have nothing to say, but that we have all changed, and it's no longer that you can say whatever you want.
27, once bitter, as long as the past, one day, talk, can become a joke.
28. The most tacit understanding between us is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.
29. Old love vows are like a slap in the face. Every time I think of a word, it's like being slapped.
30. People's wisdom does not come from studying great theories, but from observing ordinary things.
3 1, I don't know what I'm clinging to, but I know I've been hard on myself.
32. I love you because you are the ideal object in my heart. If you are late, you will never get it.
33. Some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage and then stop contacting you for no reason.
34. When you need someone to accompany you and comfort you, you find that only your mobile phone can accompany you.
35. You know, when I know that your relationship with him is very special, I will cry silently.
36. It is raining cats and dogs. The person who holds an umbrella for me by my side will be very calm when he is Xu Xian.
37. Happiness is another kind of pain that others see, and carnival is another kind of loneliness.
38. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do?
39. A lazy person like me will take the initiative to chat with you every day, which shows how much I love you.
40. Life is full of hardships. This is a great truth, one of the greatest truths in the world.
4 1, it turns out that a person dreams of another person because the bottom of his heart feels so far away from that person.
42. If you don't talk, no one will think you are dumb. As soon as you speak, I think you might as well play dumb!
43. I don't know what I have been clinging to, but I know I have been embarrassing myself.
44. The bravest person is not the one who confesses, but you who can't stop with weight in your mouth.
You are as dazzling as the brightest star in the sky, and I can only watch from a distance.
46. Many people don't love each other, but they can get along for life. Love is easy to get bored.
47. The distance is terrible, because I don't know if the other person misses you or forgets you.
48. I hope that many years later, I can stand in front of you proudly and tell you that my heart will remain unchanged.
49, girlfriends, we want to be a deep girl, a rogue with a temper, and an educated lady.
Don't take other people's comments too seriously. As long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to care too much.
5 1, you will shed tears, which does not mean that you are merciful; Just because I smile doesn't mean I'm okay.
52. Parting is no longer far away from us. The present is always beautiful, and it will eventually become the past, lacking too much.
53. It is a grace of the strong and a cleverness of the weak to respond to the criticism of others with silence.
It doesn't matter if you can't save the world. It is enough to give warmth and happiness to the people around you.
55. I want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, and collect romantic atmosphere with you.
56. No matter what you expect, the farther away you are. The person you are attached to will suffer the most.
57. When I made sure that you disappeared from my world, I finally dared to admit the fact that I like you.
58. Probably everyone will meet someone who can't be together, but love can't, and there are many memories.
59. You should learn to weigh the pros and cons, learn to give up something, and then you can get something.
60. Doraemon is the first creature in history with such a big face, so crowded facial features and so cute.
6 1, no matter what, I will wait forever, be an eternal fool and fantasize all my life.
62. I have lost more and gained less. I see, cherish what you have now!
63. Being single for a long time is very painful. I saw a sow the other day. It was beautiful.
64. Aren't you King Kong? Aren't you strong? How can you lose to miss and love?
65. The past will pass. Our pain, our sadness, our guilt.
66. Actually, I'm fine alone. I have no worries and no obstacles. I'm just a little lonely.
67. What is love? I didn't let go of your hand, but tugged at you tightly and said, don't go!
68. When you snuggle up in his arms, I finally know that I am not your ultimate reliance!
69. You can fall, but remember to stand up; You can cry, but remember to grow up.
70. My original joy may be too small for others to see, but it is really my sweet spring.
7 1, I don't need a perfect love, I just need one person and never give up on me.
72. I want to be a part of you. We depend on each other and never give up.
73. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve their plots.
I don't know how long we will be together, but at this moment, I want to go with you.
75, some people, some things, lost and never come back, blame themselves for not cherishing.
76. I can play the fool, but don't think I'm really stupid. I can tolerate it, but don't exceed my bottom line.
If you want to leave me, I won't stay, because your happiness is more important than my stay.
78. Time will dilute everything, just like tea that is constantly diluted. But some people will never forget.
79. You are the one I loved, hurt, struggled, gave up and tried my best.
80. The feeling in my heart is not very important, just because there is no happy ending.
8 1, only blame me for being sentimental, going against the sky for you, painting dragon tendons, dyeing clouds and temples, and moving people's hearts.
82. Later, I finally realized that it wasn't my flower. I just happened to know how it bloomed.
If you meet yourself one day, don't wake him up. Wake him up and you will disappear.
84. When you are in love, you suddenly look back. The person who is looking for and waiting is full of tolerance and tacit understanding.
I love you, but I don't want to have you. Maybe I just have a crush on you, afraid to confess and face you.
86. Only when you are immersed in sadness will you feel that you have found your original self. This is really a habit.
87. Good news: I invite you to my house for seafood tonight. Bad news: All the fresh food stores are closed.
88. I'm just afraid that no woman will love you more than me in the future, that's all.
89. I'm afraid that once I graduate, there will be fewer people around to accompany me to cry, laugh and be crazy.
90. I am a person who will never give up, because if I give up, I will regret it later.
9 1, through the mist that unites five rivers. We said goodbye sadly, and our two officials went in opposite directions. After all, the world is just a small place.
92. I have asked myself countless times, if I leave you one day, will you keep me? Will you wait for me?
93. When you begin to accept a relationship, it proves that your past will become the past forever.
94. A person guards an empty city just to meet another person in the city at a certain moment.
In the eyes of those who are condemned to death but don't want to die, there is always a chance to survive.
96. It takes a year or two to get used to another person again. It is better to spend a year or two to review his habits.
97. The happiest thing is a girl with a bad temper, and a boy with a good temper has always spoiled her.
98. No one knows the inner world of a lonely person, just as no one has seen the deepest part of the ocean.
99. Studying hard is cheating teachers, not falling in love is cheating parents, and not surfing the Internet is cheating yourself.
100, when I am about to give up loving you, don't give me a glimmer of hope, and then let me be lonely and disappointed.
10 1. You were a cup when I hugged you, and you were a broken glass when I let go.
102, think about Logger Vick, think about Big Wolf, think about Tom Cat. Why am I not strong?
103 You are wearing very little today. Put on more clothes. Your hands are red with cold. I'll bring you gloves.
104, it's not too jealous to look over your past. But I found a gentleness that you never gave me.
105. Listen to music in your space. Tears fell down instantly. Future lifestyle. I can be quiet.
106, girl, let's make a list of housework. Okay, you win again. You read and I write.
107, the person I want to marry in the future, although I don't know where you are, I still miss you very much.
108, if my present existence interferes with your life, then I will disappear in this light.
109, no matter how strong a person is, there must be weaknesses in his heart, which will be broken at the touch and hurt at the touch.
1 10, people are quiet and safe, safe and safe, wise and safe, wise and safe, and enlightened and safe.
1 1 1, I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time.
1 12, slowly you will believe that nothing is unforgivable and no one will be with you forever.
You can fall, but remember to stand up. You can cry, but remember to grow up.
1 14, I don't care if you don't like me. Because I don't live to please you!
1 15, butterflies can't fly over the sea, not because they really can't, but because there is no expectation at the other end of the sea.
1 16. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one.
1 17, no one can protect you all your life, so, girl, you should learn to love yourself, ok?
1 18. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.
1 19, you are a scenery that I can never reach. Together, they have become the three most difficult words in my life.
120, in the best time, I most want to dream, go where I want to go and become the person I want to be.
Kobe Bryant's classic quotations
1, I don't want to be Jordan's second, I just want to be Kobe.
2, to attack them, that's all I have in mind. In four games, I created problems for my opponents and caused them trouble, so that they didn't know where to change their defense, but whenever I found cracks and flaws in the crowd, I would attack.
I just keep training and training until I am satisfied.
4. Stress, challenges, all these negative things are catalysts for my success.
I am no different from others. Basketball, for me, is a sport that I will do my best. I know this is a game.
Now that my opponent has given up, I need to show myself.
Sometimes I really want to know what college life will be like, but I still stick to my decision.
8. I am playing against great players and the best players in the world. This kind of confrontation is what I have been longing for.
9. Reggie is the kind of guy who always likes to be the terminator. Whenever the game comes to the last minute, he will gradually disappear. So with less than 30 seconds left in the sixth game, his 30-foot three-pointer didn't surprise me at all. But to my surprise, he missed? He often gives his opponent such a fatal blow before the end of the game, but now we are celebrating the victory.
10, I don't know how long it will take me to be brilliant, I just want to be the best basketball player I can.
1 1. If you want to concentrate on one thing, if you want to do one thing, you can't give up halfway. You should put all your energy into completing those things and try your best to complete them perfectly. This is the only way to solve the problem.
12, in order to win the game, I can do anything, whether it's sitting on the bench and handing towels and water to my teammates or playing the winning goal.
No matter who defends me, I firmly believe that you will collapse before I collapse.
14, love me or hate me, there must be one. It has always been like this. Some people hate my games and my arrogance; Hate my backward shooting, my desire for victory; I hate that I am a veteran. I won the championship. Hate it, hate it with all your heart. However, there are also many people who love me deeply for the same reason as those who hate me.
15, I was blessed, because I was blessed. I was so lucky to have such a performance in the competition. Ke said after the game.
16. Everything I am doing now is to pursue perfection.
17, the efforts finally paid off. If you don't succeed at first, don't be discouraged. Go ahead bravely, and eventually you will see the scene after the rain clears. Never mind whether your efforts are in direct proportion to your returns, the early bird will definitely get something to eat. This is what Kobe felt after winning the championship.
18, my parents are still the mainstay of my basketball. Only they support you from beginning to end, whether you score 0 or 40.
19, I think Phil has brought us a whole set of playing methods, which makes it very, very easy for us to play around him. O 'Neill suffered a stomach injury last year. You know, this is a very nervous thing. But this year, O 'Neill has recovered and he can start attacking from the beginning of this season. He is the greatest player among us this year.
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