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Love to laugh, meeting room, boys' dormitory line
Xiao: It's too hot. I spilled water and the pot was yellow: I slept, but suddenly: I slept, but suddenly: Can you stop stepping on my bed? Are there no stripes on your new sheets? Huang: I do, naturally: you do, hurry up. Xiao: What do you say you two are arguing about in bunk beds all day? Is it yellow not to step on your bed? Huang: I'm asleep now. Ran Ran: If I don't sleep, how can I have class tomorrow? Huang: I want to play. I'm going to play Xiao Ran: What's the fun? I want to play with the landlord. Ran: Nothing. Xiao: Nothing. Come to see Xiao: Oh, come for a while and wait for me. Ran Ran: I can't play with money. Huang: I'm going to that small casino. Let's win some breakfast. Let's win breakfast. Huang: Breakfast. Xiao: OK. Huang: Come and play. (Rhubarb plays a deck of poker from behind. ) Xiao: Hey, let's play later. What if Teacher Cui comes to arrest us? Xiao: It's all right. Sugiko: Yes, Sugiko Huang: Let Sugiko stand guard for us later. Ran Ran: Stand guard. Xiao: OK (rhubarb shuffles) Ran: Why did Sugiko go to Huang: Take a bath. Xiao: Take a bath (play with a basin) Huang: What did you do? Sugiko: I took a shower (bowed my head). Oh, my God. (Shanshan comes back with a potted flower) Xiao: Sugiko, you are in a flowerpot. Sugiko: Oh (turns around) (three people laugh) Xiao: This guy, how anxious is his mother to send him to school? You said Huang: This IQ is Huang: Hey, Sugiko, come on. Xiao: Come on. Sugiko: What are you doing? Say something, then the three of us. Rhubarb: Sugiko, the four of us can play cards. Sugiko: Yellow fight: Let's fight landlords together. Sa: Don't lie to me. Fighting landlords is played by three people (three people laugh). Huang: You are not stupid. Zi Shan, let's play poker for a while, and then you can watch the teacher for us at that window. When the teacher comes, you can tell us to put it away quickly, or we will be punished. Huang: We won the breakfast. Who wins and buys you breakfast tomorrow? Ran: Oh, I have this phone number. Xiao: Hey, I wanted to get this card yesterday. Am I still here? I'm Huang: Forget it, call it. Shaw: Don't move. A phone number (from the background music, I was ecstatic, made a gesture of "shush" to tell Shan not to make any noise, turned over the window and walked beside the three people, standing behind Xiao) Jia: What are you doing (the three people are in a hurry) Give me the card and hold on tight (the three people pick it up and hand it to Jia) Jia: Tell you three. Tomorrow morning, send a 5000-word letter of criticism to my office. Do you hear it? (I want to talk) Jia: Shut up, shameless (Jia turned over the window and died). Hill bowed its head: Bye-bye teacher (Jia turned around): Liu Huang: Come here, come here, come here. Xiao: Did you shout? Huang: What did Teacher Cui tell you? Sa: He called me "shh". Naturally, when he told you to shh, he also shh. Huang: You are stupid enough to say from behind the mountain, what are you doing? Tell Zi Shan not to be as knowledgeable as he is. However, please help us to look at this again. Ok, Huang: No, wait, practice, practice. Naturally, then you. I listened to the teacher "Shanshan". Small: bigger, bigger, Huang: I can't hear Shanshan: the teacher is coming, you can use this voice to call Xiao: this line is yellow: OK, Xiao: Shanshan goes. Huang: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. However: I'm not that narrow-minded. Lai Ran: Have you seen my card? Xiao: Look at my lower berth. Look at this cedar wood.
When the music started, Cui flashed across the fir tree from the window: The teacher came (several people stood up in a panic) Xiao: Where did you say that X plus Y equals Z? Xiao: X plus Y ... Teacher Cui is very nice: Haw answer Haw Mulan as a home weaver Xiao: What about this function? Huang: Where did the teacher put you? Xiao: Shanshan: The teacher really came just now. Sneak over: You snuck over and hit a ghost.
Xiao: Stop playing with Shanzi's snacks. (Sugiko pretends to believe it or not. ) Huang: Sugiko is not allowed to lie. Sugiko: I'm not lying. I am rubbing clothes. ) Xiao: What a shame! I just arrested two kings.
Huang: I have two Wang Xiao here. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what (the music starts and Cui slides again). Sa: Here comes the teacher. Huang: Don't lie. Shaw: Stop it. What the hell? Sa: The teacher really came. Huang: Can you stop it? However, Huang: Look at my cards. I told you I lost normally. Shaw: This is a bomb. (Music starts. ) I'm here. But: can you hurry up? The teacher is here. Several teachers are here. Huang: No, your turn. (Cui pats Xiao) Xiao: Don't play cards. Cui: Three belts and two seconds. Xiao: Ah Cui: 9 against K, and finally two or three were out. Shaw: I know you have to tell me. Turning around, everyone stands up in a panic. ) Xiao: Wait a minute. I'm going to strangle you, you Xiao Xu. I'm so angry. Huang: Ah (pinching the bottom) Cui: You are so old that you still play with them every day (pinching your face). You are a loser. Cui: You said that one of your middle school students has long hair and wears earrings. Why don't you help me take it off? Teacher, I like rock and roll. Cui: Take it off for me. Cui: I really like rock and roll. Cui: Put away the shameless cards for me (you three pick them together and give them to Cui) Cui: You three send a 10,000-word criticism letter to my office before six tomorrow morning, and shut up. Shameless mountain: goodbye teacher Cui: goodbye (Huang goes up to pinch the mountain) but: why didn't you fucking stare at me when the teacher came? Xiao: Hey, hurry up, what are you doing? (Pull everyone away) It's all friends. Shan: You don't listen to you, Huang: You don't fart. But there was no sound. Xiao: Come on. Playing poker is so boring. Xiao: Good boy. They are too violent. Shout when the teacher comes. Just shout mountain: don't be loud. I see. Xiao: You call the teacher.
Xiao: Hey, look how nice it is. Didn't Zi Shan make you give in? Do you still have temper? Shaw: Can you (:Nothing good) Shaw: Have you played all of them? It's over (comforting Zi Shan) But: Is there any poker? Xiao: I didn't (Huang made another pair) anyway, but: you did. Huang: You can have whatever you want. Play in bed. Go to sleep. Huang: Oh, I'm tired. Shaw: Four sixes. You can add a three to your face in the future. Can't you find something similar? Huang: You can find a size nine. (Xiao: Ha ha ha) Xiao: I'm sorry. Huang Er: Wang Ran: What's this? Xiao: How can you add two to four sixes? When the music starts, Sam falls asleep. ) Cui: I'm glad this time. I don't know who shouted when I saw the teacher: Sanshan: The teacher is coming (coming back from the window) Cui: Stand up. Xiao: Who the fuck (everybody gets up) Cui: You shameless? Pick up your face card (everyone picks the card) shameless (passing the card) Cui: You three come with me to the guidance office. However, not a teacher. Cui: Shut up and listen. To Cui: I didn't have a chance to go to the guidance office, so I followed the teacher (to the window). Sa: The teacher walked to the door. Cui: It's the usual practice. Shall we go to the window or the door? Cui: Go to the door. (However, Huang kicked the mountain when he went out. ) Xiao: I will.
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