Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Does anyone have all the classic dialogues from Ashes of Time?
Does anyone have all the classic dialogues from Ashes of Time?
When you can no longer have it, the only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it.
Many years later, I had a nickname called Xidu. Anyone can become vicious if you experience what is called jealousy. I don't mind what other people think of me, I just don't want others to be happier than me.
Murong Yan: If one day I can't help but ask you who is your favorite person, please lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, please tell me. , your favorite person is me.
Blind Swordsman: I once heard someone say that if the knife is sharp, the blood spurting out from the wound will be like the sound of wind, which is very nice. I didn’t expect that the first time I heard it was my own blood.
Many years later, I have a nickname called Western Poison. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what jealousy is. I don't mind what other people think of me, I just don't want others to be happier than me.
I thought some people would never be jealous because they were too proud.
When I debuted, I met a person. Because he liked to hang out in the east, many years later, he was nicknamed Dongxie.
Do you know the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking water? The more you drink wine, the warmer you become; the more you drink water, the colder it becomes.
The more you want to forget someone, the more you will actually remember him.
The trouble with people is that they have a good memory. If you could forget everything, and every day would be a new beginning, how great would it be?
Everyone will go through this stage and see a mountain and want to know what is behind the mountain. I really want to tell him that maybe if you go to the back of the mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I might think this side was better.
Everyone will stick to their own beliefs. In the eyes of others, it is a waste of time, but she thinks it is very important.
Dongxie: Although I like her very much, I never told her. Because I know that what you can’t get is always the best.
Xi Du: I have known how to protect myself since I was a child. I know that the best way to avoid being rejected is to reject others first.
Xi Du: Drunk and dreamy, it was just a joke she played on me. The more you want to forget something, the better you will remember it. When there are things you can't get, the only thing you can do is not forget them.
Murong: I once asked myself, is the woman you love most the most? But I don't want to know now. If one day I can't help but ask you, you must lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, don't tell me that the person you love most is not me.
When I have nothing to do, I will look at Baituo Mountain. I clearly remember that there was a woman waiting for me there. In fact, "being drunk and dreaming of death" is just a joke she played on me. The more you wonder if you have forgotten, the more you remember it clearly. I once heard someone say that when you can no longer have it, the only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it.
I used to think so, but as I watched him grow up day by day, I knew he would leave me sooner or later, so I felt like nothing mattered. I used to think that sentence was very important, because I felt that some words would last a lifetime if I said them. Now think about it, it doesn't make any difference if you say them or not, some things will change. I clearly want it in my heart, but I don’t say anything. But when you ignored him, he stared at you blankly. At first, I really wanted to worry about him, but gradually I no longer wanted to accommodate him.
Everyone will go through this stage. When they see a mountain, they want to know what is behind the mountain. I really want to tell him that maybe if you go to the back of the mountain, you will find nothing special. I have known how to protect myself since I was a child. I know that the best way to avoid being rejected is to reject others first. "Drunk to death" was just a joke he played on me. The more you want to forget something, the better you will remember it. It seems that you are in your early forties. In the past forty years, there are always some things that you don’t want to mention again, or there are some people that you don’t want to see again. Some people have been sorry to you, and maybe you have thought about killing them. them, but you don't dare. Ha, or maybe you think it’s not worth it, but actually killing someone is very easy. I have a friend who is very good at martial arts, but his life has been a little difficult recently. As long as you give him a little bit of silver, he will definitely help you kill that person. Just think about it. In fact, it is not easy to kill one, but many people will take this risk in order to survive. Anyone can become vicious if you experience what is called jealousy.
Although I liked her very much, I never told her. Because I know that what you can’t get is always the best. Many years later, I had a nickname called West Poison. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what jealousy is. I don't mind how others see me. I just don't want others to be happier than me.
The yellow sand wounded her face, and the yellow wind blew her long hair away. However, I don't remember that the yellow sand once covered her figure, and I don't remember that the pain once tore up her determination. wait. wait. Waiting has almost become a symbol of her life. Waiting became a symbol of her existence. And that donkey, that was her dowry, I thought, could she talk to it?
I always thought I had won, until one day when I looked in the mirror, I realized that I had lost. In my best time, the person I loved most was not by my side. How nice it would be if time could start over again.
I once asked myself if the woman you like most is me, but now I don’t want to know anymore. If one day I resist asking, you must lie to me. No matter how unwilling you are, don't tell me that the person you like most is not me. Murong Yan and Murong Yan are just two identities of the same person, hiding behind is a wounded heart.
Do you know the difference between drinking water and drinking alcohol? The more wine you drink, the warmer it becomes, and the more water you drink, the colder it becomes.
Not many people are so willing to spend money to kill people these days. The most painful way to let a person die is to kill the person he loves most first. Some people only find out after they leave that the person they left is their favorite.
Don’t think that it is easy to deceive a woman. The more innocent a woman is, the more straightforward it is.
The more you want to forget someone, the more you remember him
Opening subtitles:
The Buddha has clouds and flags that have not moved and the wind has not moved. They belong to people. The heart is moving on its own
The sea does not move and the wind does not blow
It is the human heart that is moving on its own
Ouyang Feng:
Many years later, I have a nickname called Xidu, anyone can become vicious
As long as you have tried what is called Jilu,
I don’t mind what others think of me. , I just don’t want others to be happier than me.
I thought there was a kind of person in this world who would not be jealous
Because he is too proud
I have always been very fond of things that are too weird. It’s hard to accept
That’s why I haven’t drank from this “drunken life and dream of death”.
Maybe this wine is really effective.
From that night on
Huang Yaoshi began to forget many things.
Not many people are so willing to spend money to kill people these days.
The most painful way to let a person die is to kill the person he loves most first.
Some people only find out after they leave that the person they left is their favorite.
When a person is frustrated, he will more or less find an excuse to cover himself up.
In fact, Murong Yan and Murong Yan are just two identities of the same person
Behind these two identities
Hiding a wounded man.
There are seasons when flowers bloom
Don’t think that it is easy to deceive a woman
The more innocent a woman is, the more direct she will be.
Everyone will go through this stage
When you see a mountain, you want to know what is behind the mountain.
I really want to tell him
Maybe if you go over the back of the mountain
you will find nothing special.
Looking back
I may think this side is better.
But I know he won’t listen
With his character
How can he be willing to accept it if he doesn’t go through it?
The best way to avoid being rejected is to reject others first
When nothing happens,
I will Looking towards the White Camel Mountain.
I clearly remember that there was a woman waiting for me over there
In fact, "Drunk to death" was just a joke between her and me
The more you think about it When you know whether you have forgotten, you will remember it more clearly.
When you can no longer have it,
The only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it.
When I was young, I always wanted to know what was on the other side of the desert
I walked over and found that there was actually nothing
Except for the desert, it was still a desert.
Huang Yaoshi:
The biggest trouble people have is having a good memory
If everything can be forgotten
Every day in the future will be It will be a new beginning,
Then tell me how happy it is.
Monologue
Although I like her very much
But I never told her.
Because I know that what you can’t get is always the best.
Every time she stares at that little child
I know she is thinking of someone else.
I started to be jealous of Ouyang Feng
I want to know what it feels like to be liked.
I ended up hurting a lot of people.
Huang Yaoshi: I always thought you would be together. Why don't you marry him?
Sister-in-law: He never said he liked me.
Huang Yaoshi: Some things don’t have to be said out loud.
Sister-in-law:
I just need him to say one thing
But he refused to say it,
He was so sure!
He thought I would definitely marry him
Who knew I would marry his brother.
On the night of our wedding,
He asked me to follow him
But I didn’t agree to it.
Why wait until you can’t get it before going for it?
In this case, I won’t let you get it.
Monologue
If feelings can determine victory or defeat
I don’t know if she won.
But I know very well,
From the beginning
I was the loser.
I like peach blossoms because of this woman.
I can see her every year when the peach blossoms bloom.
I went to visit Ouyang Feng
Because she wanted to know about Ouyang Feng.
And because of Ouyang Feng
I can find an excuse to visit her once a year.
After that night, my friend never came again.
I came for him
But he never came until he died. Forgive me.
Not long after, she died of illness.
Before she died
She handed me a jar of wine
Asking me to give it to that person.
She hoped that Ouyang Feng could forget her.
People say that a person has troubles because he has a good memory
Since that year
I have forgotten many things.
The only thing I can remember
is that I like peach blossoms.
Unknown Swordsman:
Do you know the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking water?
Wine, the more you drink, the warmer it becomes
Water, the more you drink, the colder it becomes.
I don’t know why I do this
But I can’t control myself.
Murong Yan:
Because of your words, I have been waiting until now. I once asked you to take me away, but you didn't do it. You said you couldn't like two people at the same time. The woman you love is Murong Yan, so why do you like another woman now? Do you know, I once looked for that woman because someone said she was your favorite woman. I originally wanted to kill her, but then I didn't do it because I didn't want to prove that she was. I once asked myself if the woman you like most is me, but now I don’t want to know anymore. If one day I can't help but ask, you must lie to me. No matter how unwilling you are, don't tell me that the person you like most is not me.
Xi Du: Many years later, I had a nickname called Xi Du. Anyone can become vicious if you have tried what is called jealousy. I don't mind what others think of me, I just don't want others to be happier than me. I thought there was a kind of person in this world who would not be jealous because he was too proud. When I debuted, I met a person because he liked to hang out in the east, so many years later, he was nicknamed Dongxie.
This year, the Five Yellows are approaching Tai Sui, and there is drought everywhere. Wherever there is drought, there must be trouble. If there is trouble, then I will have business.
My name is Ouyang Feng, and my profession is to help others relieve their worries.
"It seems that you are in your early forties. In the past forty years, there are always some things that you don't want to mention again. There are some people that you don't want to see again. There is someone who once felt sorry for you. Maybe You have thought about killing him, but you don't dare, or you think it's not worth it. In fact, killing is easy. I have a friend who is very good at martial arts, but his life has been a bit difficult recently as long as you give him a little money. If so, he will definitely help you kill that person. Just think about it."
In fact, it is not easy to kill someone, but many people will take this risk for the sake of life. After leaving Baituo Mountain, I went to the desert and started another life.
On the sixth day of the lunar month, there was a awakening of insects. Every year around this time, a guy comes to me for a drink. His name is Huang Yaoshi. This man is very strange. He always comes from the east. This habit has been maintained for many years. This year, he brought me a souvenir.
Huang Yaoshi: "Not long ago, I met someone who gave me a jar of wine. She said it was called "Drunk Life and Dreams of Death." After drinking it, you can forget everything you have done before. I am very Strange, why is there such a wine? She said that the biggest trouble for people is that they have a good memory. If everything can be forgotten, every day will be a new beginning. How happy would you be with this wine? It’s for you. It looks like we’re going to share it.”
Xi Du: I have always had a hard time accepting things that are too weird. So I haven't drank this "drunken life and dream of death". Maybe this wine is really effective. From that night on, Huang Yaoshi forgot a lot of things.
"Do you still remember how we met?"
Huang Yaoshi: "I can't remember"
Xi Du: "Then you still remember How did you get here?"
Huang Yaoshi: "I don't remember either"
Xi Du: "Why are you always looking at the birdcage?"
< p>Huang Yaoshi: "Because he looked familiar"Xidu: He got very drunk that night and left early the next morning. I don't know why he gave me the altar of drunken life and death. But I can tell that he has something on his mind. Every time he sees me, he goes to see someone else.
A month later, Huang Yaoshi went to a far away place, which was the hometown of his good friend. In the year when his best friend got married, Huang Yaoshi lived there for a while. One day his friend left home. After this time, Huang Yaoshi never came again.
Huang Yaoshi: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Swordsman: "I just want to drink water today"
Huang Yaoshi: "We used to be like Have you met?"
Swordsman: "More than that, you used to be my best friend, but not anymore."
Huang Yaoshi: "Not long ago, I met someone and gave me a jar of wine. She said it was called "Drunken Life and Dreams of Death." After drinking it, no matter what I had done before, I forgot all about it. I was very surprised, why is there such wine?"
Swordsman: "Do you know the difference between drinking wine and drinking water? The more you drink, the warmer you will be; the more you drink, the colder the water will be."
Huang Yaoshi: "We will meet again "?"
Swordsman: "No."
I once swore that if I met this person again, I would kill him, but I didn’t do that because when I saw him, I could no longer see.
Anonymous" "Are you a boy or a girl? "
Lonely seeking defeat: "The majestic princess of the Yan Kingdom, the young lady of the Murong family, how dare you offend me like this, do you believe I will kill you? "
Huang Yaoshi: "You are drunk."
Xidu: If a person has a bad memory, he should not go to too many places of right and wrong, because you may forget your Enemy. That day, Yaoshi Huang almost died at the hands of a person.
There are always a few months every year when people seem to be reluctant to die. After the beginning of spring a year ago, I had no business. Only one person came to me.
Murong Yan: "I want you to help me kill someone, his name is Huang Yaoshi. ”
Xi Du: “He is a swordsman with the first and second attributes today. I don’t think it’s easy to kill him.” "
Murong Yan: "As long as I can kill him, I will do it at any cost. But I have a condition, he must die in my hands. And it's the most painful way to die.
"
Xi Du: "Why do you hate him so much? "
Murong Yan: "He abandoned my sister because of a woman. "
Xidu: His name is Murong Yan, and he claims to be a descendant of Mr. Murong. He and Huang Yaoshi hit it off at the peach blossom forest outside Gusu City. The almanac that day read "The fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the beginning of spring. "Winter wind thaws" means a new beginning. One night, Huang Yaoshi made a joke to him.
Huang Yaoshi: "If you have a sister, I will definitely marry her." "
Murong Yan: "Okay, then we will make an agreement. You must not regret it. If you regret it, I will definitely kill you." "
Xi Du: After that, they set a date and agreed to meet at a place. But Huang Yaoshi didn't keep the appointment.
Murong Yan: "Did my brother come to see you? Over you? "
Xi Du: "Who is your brother? "
Murong Yan: "His name is Murong Yan. "
Xi Du: "He seems to have been here"
Murong Yan: "Did he want you to help him kill someone?" "
Xi Du: "I forgot. "
Murong Yan: "If you really dare to kill him, I will definitely kill you. "
Xi Du: "Your brother spends a lot of money. If you don't agree to it, wouldn't it be a huge loss? These days, there aren't many people who are willing to spend a lot of money to kill people. "
Murong Yan: "As long as you don't agree to him, I can pay you double to compensate for your losses. However, I have a condition. I want you to help me kill someone. He is my brother Murong Yan. "
Xi Du: "The relationship between you two brothers is really strange. Do you hate your brother so much? "
Murong Yan: "Yes, because he wouldn't let me be with Huang Yaoshi. He felt that I belonged to him, so he must die. "
Murong Yan: "Did my sister come to see you? "
Xi Du: "Not bad"
Murong Yan: "Don't have any wrong thoughts about her, otherwise I will kill you too. "
Xi Du: "You care about your sister. "
Murong Yan: "She is my only relative, I just want to protect her. What did she come to see you for? "
Xi Du: "She came to ask me to kill a person named Murong Yan. "
Murong Yan: "Huang Yaoshi must have asked her to do this. "
Xi Du: "She would do this without Huang Yaoshi. She wants to leave you. "
Murong Yan: "I will not let her leave me. Unless I die. "
Murong Yan: "You went to see my brother today. "
Xi Du: "He told you. "
Murong Yan: "Why don't you take action? "
Xi Du: "I'm afraid I won't receive the money. It's not hard to kill your brother because he has weaknesses. Do you know what it is? That's you. I told him you were the one who wanted to kill him, just to see his reaction. Since he is against you and Huang Yaoshi, maybe he likes you. If so, how much do I like you? "
Murong Yan: "He wants me to be with him for the rest of my life. "
Xi Du: "Then he really likes you. "
Murong Yan: "It's a pity that I don't like him. The person I like is Huang Yaoshi. "
Xi Du: "Isn't he very sad? "
Murong Yan: "Just let him be sad. Since I'm unhappy, why don't you find someone to accompany me? I just want him to taste what it's like not to be alone. "
Xi Du: "You are cruel, aren't you afraid of his death? ”
Murong Yan: “I just want him to die.” Why are you saying these things to me? "
Xi Du: "I thought about the question your brother asked me for a long time, and finally thought of it. The most painful way for a person to die is to kill his favorite person first. But I can't do that. If I kill you, who will I ask for money from? Right? "
Murong Yan: "Someone wants to kill me. "
Xi Du: "How could someone want to kill you for no reason? "
Murong Yan: "Because they say I am Huang Yaoshi's favorite woman, don't let them kill me. ”
Xi Du: That night, the woman refused to leave. I saw her so panicked, so I let her drink some wine, and then she fell asleep.
Murong Yan: "Where did you hide my sister?"
Xi Du: "Why are you so sure that I took her in?"
Murong Yan: "I know she came to you once, but no one has seen her again since then."
Xi Du: "She came to me one night. She said she was being hunted. Please I took her in. Then she left. Didn’t she go home?”
Murong Yan: “My sister has no grudges, so why would someone want to kill her for no reason? "
Xi Du: "It seems to be because she is Huang Yaoshi's favorite woman"
Murong Yan: "It's a joke, if he likes her, why would he leave her. ?”
Xi Du: “After some people leave, they realize that the person they left is their favorite.”
Murong Yan: "He's not."
Xi Du: "Why are you so sure?"
Murong Yan: "Because he already likes another woman."
Xi Du Poison: When a person is frustrated, he will more or less find excuses to cover himself up. In fact, Murong Yan and Murong Yan are just two identities of the same person. Behind these two identities lies a wounded man.
"You are drunk, Brother Murong."
Murong Yan: "Brother Murong? You have mistaken the person. I am not Brother Murong, I am from the great Yan Kingdom Princess, the young lady of the Murong family. My name is Murong Yan. "
Xi Du: "Don't you recognize me?"
Murong Yan: " You once said you wanted to marry me, how could I not recognize you?"
Xi Du: "Did I say such a thing?"
Murong Yan: " That day you were a guest in Gusu, and you and I were drinking under the peach blossom tree. You touched my face while you were drunk, and you said that if I had a sister, you would marry her. You knew I was a daughter. Why? Do you want to do this?"
Xi Du: "How can you take what you said while drunk?"
Murong Yan: "Because of your words, I have been waiting until now. I once asked you to take me away, but you didn't do it. You said you couldn't like two people at the same time. The woman you liked was Murong Yan, so why did you like another woman? I passed that woman because someone said she was your favorite woman. I originally wanted to kill her, but I didn't do it because I didn't want to prove that she was. I once asked myself, is my favorite woman? Now I don’t want to know anymore. If one day I can’t help but ask, you must lie to me, no matter how reluctant you are, don’t tell me that the person you like the most is not me.”
Xi Du: That night passed very long because I seemed to be talking to two people at the same time. Later, I could no longer tell whether she was Murong Yan or Murong Yan.
"Murong Yan? Murong Yan?"
Murong Yan: "Tell me, which woman is your favorite?"
Xi Du: " It’s you.”
Someone has asked me this before, but I didn’t answer. As Huang Yaoshi, I felt that it was not so difficult to say those words. That night when I was sleeping, I felt someone touching me again, and I knew that the person she wanted to touch was not me. She just thinks that I am another person, so why am I not? Her hands were warm, just like my sister-in-law's. From that day on, no one saw Murong Yan or Murong Yan again. A few years later, a strange swordsman appeared in the world. No one knew his origin. They only knew that he liked to practice swordsmanship with his own reflection. He had a very special name, Dugu Qiubai.
Xi Du: "Are you looking for me?"
Girl: "I want to find someone to avenge my brother."
Xi Du: "He is out What happened?"
Girl: "A group of swordsmen passed by my house a few days ago. My brother was young and ignorant and offended one of them, so they killed him."
Xi Du: "Does the government not care about it?"
Girl: "Because he is a swordsman in the Taiwei Mansion, the government does not dare to pursue him."
Xi Du: "Yes. How much can you afford?”
Girl: “My family is very poor and we have no money at all. We only have a basket of eggs and a donkey that my mother left me as a dowry. .
"
Xi Du: "If you are determined to avenge your brother, you have to raise a sum of money. No one would offend the swordsman of Taiwei Mansion for a donkey. Revenge has a price. If you are ugly, I advise you to give up on this idea. Don't think I have any plans for you. I just want to tell you that if you were to sell it, you would be worth more than a donkey, you know what I mean? ”
Girl: “I won’t do this. If you think the money is too little, I will keep waiting.” I thought someone must be willing to help me. ”
Xi Du: I don’t know if she really wants to avenge her brother, or if she has nothing to do. Everyone will insist on their own beliefs. In the eyes of others, it is a waste of time. But she thinks it is very important. From here, she seemed to be alone. The next few nights, I had the same dream. I dreamed that the peach blossoms in my hometown were blooming, and I suddenly remembered that I had not returned to Baitu for many years. Mountain.
“Is there something wrong with your eyes? "
Swordsman: "My eyes have been bad since I was a child. The doctor said that I will go blind when I am thirty. "
Xidu: "Are you noble this year? "
Swordsman: "Exactly thirty years old. "
Xi Du: "Then what are you doing here? "
Swordsman: "Every spring, the peach blossoms in my hometown bloom brilliantly. I wanted to see it again before I lost my sight, but unfortunately the money had run out. I heard that you specialize in solving problems for others. Can you help me? "
Xi Du: "A few months ago, a friend of mine killed a group of horse thieves here. I heard that the brothers of those horse thieves will come back to seek revenge on him recently. It's a pity that my friend has left. People nearby are worried that Chi Yu will be harmed, so they are willing to pay a sum of money to find a master to kill them.
Swordsman: "I heard that there is a man with a very fast sword in this area. I wonder if he is here?"
Xi Du: "Why are you looking for him?"
< p>Swordsman: "Want to see which one is faster, his sword or mine?"Swordsman: "I really shouldn't be here."
Unknown swordsman: " It's too late for you to regret it now."
Swordsman: "Can you keep one hand?"
Unknown swordsman: "No, keep your life."
Swordsman: "You misunderstood. I said I shouldn't come because you are no match for me; I said I would only keep one hand, but you gave me your life."
Girl: "Can you help me?"
Xidu: Although he is a poor swordsman, his life is very regular. He would come here every day, drink a glass of wine, eat two bowls of rice, and leave when the sun goes down.
"Why do you always look at that woman?"
Swordsman: "Because she reminds me of another person."
Xidu: "Your wife ? If you miss her so much, why bother wandering around?"
Swordsman: "She fell in love with my best friend."
Xi Du: " About a day or two."
Swordsman: "I hope they arrive soon. If you go back too late, the peach blossom will wither."
Xi Du: When will the flowers bloom? Seasonal; no one knows when the horse thieves will arrive. He waited outside the city every day, and I found that the longer he waited, the later he got. Although he lights an oil lamp every night, I know that he cannot see at night.
Girl: "Don't you like me? Do you want to go back to your hometown?"
Swordsman: "Yes"
Girl: "You Are you married?"
Swordsman: "Why do you ask?"
Girl: "I guess you must like your wife very much"
Swordsman: " You can say that."
Girl: "If that's the case, why don't you stay with her?"
Swordsman: "Can you buy me another drink?"
p>Xi Du: "Are you so cheerful tonight?"
Swordsman: "I'm afraid I won't have a chance to drink again tomorrow."
Xi Du: "I miss them It won't arrive until dawn. I've prepared a lantern for you."
Swordsman: "It doesn't matter to me whether you have a lantern or not."
Xi Du: "You have already seen it. Nothing is visible."
Swordsman: "The sun is strong and we can still see."
Xidu: "I hope the weather will be better tomorrow.
"
Swordsman: "If you don't see me back after sunset, please find someone for me. His name is Huang Yaoshi, and tell him that there is someone waiting for him in my hometown. ”
I don’t know why I did this, but I couldn’t control myself. When I left, the woman’s tears slowly dried on my face. I don’t know if that woman would shed tears for me. Tears? ...I heard before that if the knife is sharp, the sound of blood spurting out from the wound is like the sound of wind. I didn't expect that the first time I heard it was my own blood.
Huang Yaoshi: "After that night, my friend never came again. I came because of him, but he never forgave me until his death. ”
Xi Du: This man’s name is Hong Qi. His knife is very fast, but he doesn’t like to wear shoes. I know he can help me make a lot of money, but I have never liked this man. Because there is a saying in my destiny book: "It is especially forbidden to count seven, as it will lead to death." When I first met him, he had just come out of the country.
"You know why I invited you to dinner." ? "
Hong Qi: "I don't know. "
Xidu: "Because I know you are hungry. In fact, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. I saw you squatting under that broken wall for a long time without moving. It doesn't look like you are sick. , I have seen many young people like you, who know a little martial arts and think they can dominate the world. In fact, traveling in the world is very painful. If you know martial arts, you can't do many things. You don't want to farm, right? I don’t even bother to rob, and I don’t want to be seen performing on the streets. So how do you live? Even strong martial artists have to eat. There is a profession that is very suitable for you. It can not only help you earn some money, but also be a hero. Are you interested? You, think about it, hurry up, you know, you will get hungry again soon. ”
Not long after Hong Qi came, the gang of horse thieves came back again. Before I took him to meet the villagers, I bought him a pair of shoes. Because those who wear shoes and those who don’t wear shoes Swordsman, the price is very different.
“Do you think the price of ten taels of silver is expensive? Then you can find some cheaper ones. There are a few people over there who don't wear shoes. If you give them a few taels of silver, they will be very happy. Do you have confidence in those swordsmen who don't even have shoes? If they fail and let those horse thieves know that it was you who ordered them, what do you think will happen to those horse thieves? I dare not say that my friend's martial arts skills are better than theirs, but what I am telling you now is the safety of the lives of your family of more than 20 people. At least in this regard, you should trust a man who wears shoes, right? "
In order not to make the same mistake again, I took Hong Qi to a place.
Hong Qi: "Why did you take me to see the dead body? "
Xi Du: "Because the dead body can talk. Two days ago, he ambushed the horse thieves here, thinking that he could disappear them, but who knew that he would be the one who died. It was this knife that took his life. It's obviously different from other scars. From right to left, there was only one stab wound on his body. In other words, one of them only took one stab wound and ended his life. So when you deal with these horse thieves, you have to pay attention to one person. A man holding a knife with his left hand. "
Hong Qi: "If I die, you don't need to bring anyone to see me. I don’t want to be a talking corpse. ”
Xidu: On the 15th, sunny and windy, the underground palace descends to determine the good and evil in the world
- Previous article:How is Xiaomi Xiao Ai's classmate funny?
- Next article:What should I pay attention to when going to high school in America?
- Related articles
- The coldest and shortest joke
- How to deal with jokes that others want to see?
- The day before New Year's Eve, I blacked out my parents, and I haven't contacted them for a year (the second part).
- The price of Korean food has risen sharply. What are the advantages of traveling to Korea?
- Why study?
- Why did the young man from Xiongan who was born in 1995 want to start a business and open a store after returning home after drifting to Beijing?
- Ask for funny jokes, couplets and crooked poems as soon as possible.
- What kind of jokes are international jokes?
- We urgently need a funny sketch that can be performed by five or six people, or three or four people.
- Funny jokes are very effective.