Celebrity inspirational humor, anecdotes, ancient and modern jokes

Celebrity inspirational humor, anecdotes, ancient and modern jokes

Humorous jokes can divert our attention and relieve readers' mental anxiety.

Steal for reward.

Qian Sigong grew up in a rich family, but he was very frugal. He has a coral pen container, which he cherishes very much at ordinary times and often puts on several cases. Some children wanted money, so they stole pens and hid them. Qian Sigong lost his pen and was very unhappy. He posted a notice at home, willing to pay100000 yuan to redeem the pen.

Two days later, the disciple who stole the pen pretended to find the pen and gave it to Qian Sigong, so he got 1000 yuan. Later, a disciple asked for money and took the pen container away. Things like this happen several times a year, but Qian Sigong never understood the mystery.

Eat incense and shit.

During the Song Dynasty, there were more than 8,000 special officials under the jurisdiction of the Third Class, working in other places. Every Yuan Festival, they always raise money to send food and incense to monks, and * * * is the birthday of the emperor. The money collected is called incense money.

Senior officials in charge of tertiary hospitals often use extra money as food expenses. The deputy judge of the animal husbandry department directs the work of various workshops inside and outside the palace, and the salaries of officials in other departments are much more generous. The money collected from selling horse manure every year is also used as everyone's expenses. Therefore, at that time, the capital made fun of them and said, "The three classes are popular, and the cattle eat dung." . ?

Wrinkled

In the early years of the Northern Song Dynasty, Tian Yuan was appointed as the third secretary, in charge of finance and taxation, so many people came to him to handle affairs. He hated it, but he didn't want to wipe his face, so he refused. He always sends those people away with a smile on his face.

Once, he said to others, I have tried to laugh a lot in recent years, and my face is almost wrinkled into boots.

Fat cow skinny monkey

When Yan Shu became the left-behind in Nanjing, there were two respected assistants in the government office, namely Bird and Wang Dian.

Bird is so fat that Wang Dian calls him a cow. Wang Qi is so thin that Bird calls him a monkey. These two people often make fun of each other. Once, they chatted again. Wang Qi said: Bird hit the wall in a figure of eight. Bird retorted: Wang Dian cried three times at the full moon. Everyone laughed.

Squid miscalculation

Squid fish are good at releasing black water as a cover to avoid attacks from other fish. Gradually, it became proud and often deliberately went to the seaside to play with seabirds.

One day, a seagull flew low along the coast looking for food. Suddenly, he saw a mass of black water not far from the shore. After careful observation, he found that the black water moved from time to time, and he concluded that it was a swimming fish. Just as the squid was proud to play with seabirds, seagulls swooped down and took the squid away in one bite.

Good luck.

A scholar caught a cicada, wrapped it in a headscarf, and then went to take the imperial examination.

After entering the examination room, cicada suddenly began to sing. All the candidates present laughed. The examiner came and asked him why he was laughing. Some people say that the scholar laughs because there is a sound in his headscarf. The examiner called a scholar before him, ready to give him a good scolding.

A scholar complained repeatedly that my father put cicadas in my headscarf before entering the examination room today. Crawling around cicadas makes me uncomfortable. But my father made it, and I dare not throw it away.

The examiner asked him, why did your father put cicadas in his turban? A scholar replied: Is this a picture? Ming Shou (name)? Good luck.

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