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Masons and Professors Essays 42 Satisfied Answers

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? Before I officially joined the company, I had taken the initiative to cooperate with Party A and get along well.

? First of all, I thought of Guan Deyun's sentence about "I have a few pounds and two ounces", which made me meditate and reflect quietly. How difficult is it for a bricklayer who didn't go to high school to conduct a project that he has never seen before? Can I do it myself?

? Secondly, my knowledge of architectural theory is too little. At present, the only knowledge I have can only be what a mason should know and know, so that I can become a real engineer or technician.

? Third, there are too few interpersonal relationships and too young. Liu Guan, Huang Zuxian, Li Kuisheng and Guan Deyun are ten to twelve years older than me. They have been wallowing in the mud circle for more than twenty years. Both Huang and Li graduated from technical secondary schools and drank the ink of architectural theory for three years longer than me. Liu Heguan is an architectural family, which is well known in Xinyang construction industry. Can the teachers and staff of each team of Construction Team 1 obey my management?

? I've been pushed to the edge by myself.

? When I meditated, I saw Liu Guan's trust in me; See the expectation of birds to me; Listen to Brother Guan's encouragement!

? I set myself some things I must do:

1, don't set up opposites, unite those who have opposed themselves. 2. Let the workers' bicycle prints go to work every day and press our car prints to the construction site. My car prints will definitely press the workers' car prints away after work at night. 3. Confucius said that a threesome must have a teacher. Learn from anyone above or below me with an open mind. Chairman Mao's spirit of "Five Ridges Drifting and Fine Waves, Wumeng Majestically Walking Mud Pills" should be used to inspire me to move forward.

? Party A's early tasks are to determine the reference points of coordinates and elevation, move the grave and level the site.

? The morning after Chief Engineer Cai led us to meet with Party A, I rushed to Party A's office.

? On behalf of Engineer Wang, Party A took the initiative to shake hands with me for the second time, saying that his major was mechanical design, and the infrastructure program was learning and selling now.

? I said, you are a state-level unit, and Xinyang municipal government will not be slow to your project. You go to the urban construction management department today and set the coordinate origin and elevation point accurately at the scene. I'll wait for my team of migrant workers to come. Food is the most important thing for the people. First find a highland that won't hinder the construction and build a shed.

? In addition, I went on to say that we should distinguish between work and registered permanent residence. For example, we build a shed, you give us temporary facilities, and the wages of migrant workers are paid by us. The rest will be paid directly to Captain Chen under your command.

? Engineer Wang and Ms. Ai said that we just met yesterday morning. I asked the mother company commander to hold a technical meeting this afternoon. How does Party A cooperate with Party B to successfully complete the project according to the requirements of the superior?

? I kindly said to engineer Wang, Wang Gong, you can't rush it. From the moment when Party B meets with Party A just after receiving the drawings and assists in the preparation before construction, it is a positive working attitude. Our project budget and construction organization design are in progress. Party A and Party B have not conducted the joint review of drawings. So the afternoon meeting will only discuss what your job is, how to make progress, and how to allocate manpower and financial resources.

? Engineer Wang gave a satisfactory answer, ok. It's gone.

? Under the leadership of captain Chen, the migrant workers' team in Zhoudang Township, Luoshan, pushed a small dump truck dedicated to construction land, full of luggage, pots and pans of more than a dozen people, and jingled towards me.

? I stopped at the Laolan Stadium of Agricultural University and told Captain Chen that your temporary shed is here. In the afternoon, we will attend Party A's meeting and obey Party A's arrangement .. I especially told Captain Chen that at present, the original toilet in the agricultural school is unattended, so we must manage our own people and ensure public hygiene.

? I crossed the rice-wide ditch alone and walked to a farmer who was going to be demolished in the future construction site.

? This family has no courtyard wall, so naturally two courtyards are formed. There are only two houses facing south in the East Courtyard, three houses facing south and two houses facing west in the West Courtyard. The east yard is square, and the west yard is about 10.5*7 meters. On the west side of the West Courtyard are several vegetable fields with fashionable vegetables. Further west of the vegetable field is the overgrown spicy thorn zygomatic wood, and there is no way to go. There is an invisible door on the east and west sides of the two rooms in the middle of the yard. In front of the door is a flat land of about 10*3 meters. There is a dirt road to the south, which leads to the workshop and toilet of the Agricultural College. There is a ditch between the road and the toilet, which is meters wide but not deep. The water flows south into a deep ditch.

? When I arranged for Captain Chen to build a shed, a middle-aged woman stood in this vegetable field and listened to my conversation with Captain Chen.

? When the middle-aged woman saw me walking to her house, she walked out of the vegetable field, stared at the upper left pocket of my work clothes, and sweetly called me, big brother, to come and sit in the yard.

? Big brother? Call me big brother. I don't understand. This middle-aged woman is very beautiful. She looks about my mother's age. Can I promise?

? She let me into a yard without walls.

? The yard is clean. The farm tools for growing vegetables are neatly stacked next to the western wall of the main room, next to a pair of wooden barrels and a pair of shoulder poles in the vegetable field, and next to the kitchen door, there are a pair of iron barrels, and the wooden shoulder poles are hung on the nails on the wall.

? There is a terrazzo garden table in the west of the courtyard, and the legs of the table are Aquarius poured with fair-faced concrete. Surrounded by terrazzo douchi. The distribution of terrazzo is relatively uniform, the surface is polished, and the edge of the garden is naturally slippery.

? I have guessed the identity of this shopkeeper, who should be my colleague, and definitely not a vegetable farmer in Sanlidian.

? The middle-aged woman rubbed a stone drum with her waist and asked me to sit down. She went into the kitchen and made a cup of Maojian tea, keeping her hand on the teacup.

? I took the cup and said thank you, but I didn't touch it.

? She said bluntly, did you contract this site? When will you let me move?

? I didn't answer her question. Pointing to the terrazzo tables and chairs, he asked, "Is this house specially built or built in the city?" Then he pointed to his work clothes and said, "I specially built a team, and the leader assigned me to help the lifting research institute prepare."

? She took my words and said with a smile, "Alas, a family. I am the monitor of the mason in the second team, and the second team is in the mechanical team. "

? I quickly stood up and offered my seat to her, while sincerely saying, "Zhang Ma, you are really a family. My last name is Zhao, so you can call me from now on. There are three-span workshops in this project, which need to be hoisted. I'll ask your second brother when I'm free. "

? "Xiao Zhao, don't leave at noon today." Zhang Ma said sincerely, "They will be back soon. You can meet and have a drink."

? I am very close to Zhang Ma. At the same time, I know that I have set myself a very difficult set on the issue of relocation.

? "Zhang Ma", I said honestly, "I just arrived the next day today, and Party A's intention is not clear. But for our own benefit, I won't let your old man suffer.

? I gave Zhang Ma a promise without an answer.

? I can only give her a promise without an answer!

? A cup of fragrant tea is tasteless, and it's time to get off work.

? In the afternoon, Party A's office. The same five people sat neatly in Party A's position yesterday. Party B is only me and Captain Chen.

? Mother's company commander said to me, "Xiao Zhao, please come and help us out today. Please tell us bluntly what to do? "

? I replied rudely: "* * * Three things to do. For the handover of the elevation origin of the coordinate system, you need to contact the relevant units. We can choose a place in the center of the site that is convenient to use and will not be damaged by construction as a temporary point. "

? "The work of moving the tomb is divided into two steps. The tomb is divided into the main tomb and the unowned tomb. For those who recognize their ancestors, we will compensate them according to Xinyang's standards this year and limit the relocation time. Tomorrow's notice makes it clear that the tomb without owner will be moved by migrant workers and moved to the cemetery group according to Xinyang custom. In order to reduce sequelae, the plane distribution map before and after migration must be accurate and numbered. This way, there will be no mistakes when someone claims it. "

? "In the third part, site leveling is divided into three steps. I, captain Chen and engineer Wang are responsible for drawing the grid, measuring the data on the spot, and handing in the map for about three days. In the second step, Song Gong and Wang Gong completed the earthwork calculation, and determined the indoor and outdoor elevation of each building to be built and the pavement elevation design of the permanent road. Reminder, temporary hydropower construction, temporary construction roads and the final utilization of permanent hydropower pipe network should be considered, which will save Party A a lot of repeated demolition, excavation and installation costs ... In addition, when determining indoor and outdoor elevations, please ask two engineers to consider the impact of rain disasters in the next 50 years. I looked around the site and found that the rainwater from a permanent river on the south side of the site can be drained by digging a ditch to the south. It is best to calculate the loose coefficient of earthwork into the excavation and filling quantity. Finally, it is recommended to adopt mechanized construction for large-scale earthwork construction. "

? All five people in Party A were shocked and could not refute my speech. The mother company commander discussed with them and said, "Agree with Xiao Zhao's proposal, and you can realize it alone. In addition, there is one here that belongs to your company. How can you make it move smoothly? "

? I have a confident answer that these houses should not be within the scope of construction at present and can be left alone. If Xinyang municipal government gives the building of Laonong College to the research institute in the future, it will fall within the scope of demolition, and I can help you with your work. What do you say, mom? Company commander?

? I passed the ball to the mother company commander again. He nodded.

? In more than two months, the site was leveled and my temporary facilities were set up.

? During these two months, I also listened carefully to the construction organization design of precast I-shaped station columns, precast parabolic crane beams and 24-meter-span concrete roof trusses by Chief Engineer Cai.

? During my two months, I went to the company's prefabricated component factory several times to consult Liu Guan. Liu Guan is our father. Every time I go to see him, I always ask his right-hand man to help me solve everything I want to know.

? I saw it on Sun University's desk. He gave the list of processed materials to the steel bar workshop. The name of the project on the list is the Institute of Lifting Machinery of the First Machinery Department, and the name of the single project is the metalworking workshop. His list is very careful. Each beam number is given a bill of materials for processing, and each steel bar has a sketch after processing. He even deducted the measurement difference of the hook, accurate to millimeter.

? I invited Sun University to accompany me to the steel processing workshop. Sun University put down his pencil, stood up and sent me an invitation gesture.

? I really opened my eyes. The workshop is full of machining, and the sound of machinery, the collision of steel bars and the sound of cutting constitute a symphony.

? I was worried and asked, "my college buddy, the level of steel workers on our construction site is limited." What if I can't read your bill of materials? "

? Master Sun said with a sarcastic smile, "Brothers, rest assured. Old Liu Guan has already paid the bill. As long as Zhao Ren farts, I will directly inform the steel workshop to provide on-site support! "

? Sun University lives at the intersection of Minsheng Road and Shengli Road, which we call Grand Cross Street. Our home is closer than my mother-in-law's. He often goes to work from cherry orchard Hutong to Jiefang Road every day. Our eldest daughter was delivered by the same director of obstetrics and gynecology in the same hospital on the same morning. I am used to his jokes.

? Regarding the component hoisting of metalworking workshop, I took the initiative to find Zhang Ma, the relocated household on the construction site.

? Zhang Ma treats me as if she were her own child. I also honestly told her my conversation with my mother's company commander. I made a suggestion to her. Although the Crane Research Institute doesn't urge you to move now, Xinyang City means to integrate the houses of agricultural schools with newly-built factories and residential buildings into a complete unit. So you, a paradise, will be demolished sooner or later. You can ask your mother's company commander to give you a notice of demolition, and take this opportunity to apply for housing allocated to your own unit for Jaco, Big Brother and Second Brother.

? Although Zhang Ma agrees with me, she still can't bear to leave this land of feng shui. It's hard to leave home!

? I sat on the terrazzo drum in Zhang Ma's yard, drinking Maojian tea brewed by Zhang Ma, and waited patiently for an appointment with my second brother.

? The second brother's name is Zhang Xiaode, and he is a bricklayer. When the company set up a mechanical plastering team last year, he was transferred to the mechanical team for unified management.

? He gesticulated with his hand on the floor plan of the component, and asked me from time to time how high the column is, how high the roof truss is, whether tractors can enter around the construction site, and which direction is the most convenient for mechanical exit. These are the key points and difficulties in the construction.

? When he proposed the exit route, I interrupted him and said, "Second brother, I want to finish the 60-meter-long two-story living room on the east side at the same time after you enter. How did you get in and out? Point it out in the picture and I'll modify it. After careful consideration, he gave me a definite answer.

? The mechanical team only undertakes the business of metal processing and water and electricity installation, and increases the business of mechanical plastering and component hoisting, becoming a real mechanized construction team.

? The most unexpected thing is that about three years later, I was taken away by the leaders of the regional construction bureau and the branch secretary borrowed from Kaifeng. They talked to me alone and asked me to be transferred to the mechanized construction team as a technician. Although there have been twists and turns in these three years, the mission of leadership has finally been realized.

? I am worried about the inevitable result of national construction and industrialization. Under the unified deployment of the company, it is progressing in an orderly manner.

? I returned to the Project Department of Crane Research Institute with a happy mood. Combined with the arrangement of the company, I revised my construction schedule again. It also supplemented the construction contents of assisting units and my opinions on how to cooperate with the work, and made a detailed report to Liu Guan.

? Liu Guan asked me who you need as your assistant if we start our work in full swing. I said I would test my own strength, ask you for instructions if I have difficulties, or you will come to check my work from time to time.

? After formally accepting the appointment, I immediately called two bricklayers' monitor, carpenters' monitor and captain Chen to the meeting arranged by Party A to hold the first regular project meeting.

? At the meeting, I talked about my requirements. Declare that we will always be brothers. From now on, everything in your four teams will be managed by yourself. I will never intervene! If I don't arrange the task, I can go straight back, but I must have a good reason.

? I paused and said with a sigh of relief, "I will seriously abide by the progress plan approved by the company and the construction team." But I want to make some corrections according to the weather for two reasons. First, the vigorous Cultural Revolution is the most important thing. As long as the company has a meeting with the construction team, organizes a parade or political study, it must be guaranteed. I want to do a pilot project on the construction site. Grasp the main project in spring, summer and autumn, complete roof waterproofing, and plaster indoor flat roof and wall in winter. Please think about this plan and answer me. "

? Everyone is an expert and agrees.

? I want to put the central warehouse and crystal silicon workshop under the responsibility of two masons, and I don't want to assign them specifically. The metalworking workshop is mainly cast-in-place concrete pouring, which is undertaken by Chen, the captain of migrant workers. Woodworking class is divided into two parts. Part of it is the formwork supporting lintel and ring beam with the progress of two bricklayers. The other part followed me in the metalworking workshop to make a ground model, cooperate with the elastic line and cooperate with the hoisting task of the hoisting team.

? Within one week, the basic setting-out work of three workshops was completed, and Party A's engineers were invited for one-time acceptance.

? The initiative to cooperate with Party A in the early stage may have touched the sky. Party A brought earth-moving machinery from the farm to help Party B dig, push and carry earth. We do the fine work of repairing the foundation pit ourselves.

? For more than three years, under the slogan of grasping revolution and promoting production, and under the premise of putting politics first, under the guidance of the company's chief engineer, we have successfully completed all the projects in the general plan project of Xinyang Lifting Machinery Research Institute.

? The incidence of safety accidents is zero within three years.

? The qualified rate of each single project 100%.

? The result of engineering cost accounting is profit.

? I quietly asked Huang Zuxian, the foreman of cost accounting in the company, what about other projects, and he shrugged. ♂? With his hands spread out, he replaced the answer with a bitter expression.

? After work, with the consent of the mother company commander, I demolished the stable left by the infantry school to Party A and pulled the old bricks back to cherry orchard. A Toona sinensis tree with a diameter of about 500MM, which affected the foundation excavation of metalworking workshop, was pulled back to the wood processing plant for treatment. In cherry orchard, I bought back the wooden purlins returned by Party A from the farm with spare copies.

? When I took the initiative to pay the above-mentioned materials to Party A, the mother company commander told me earnestly: "Xiao Zhao, some of these materials of Party A have quantitative accounts, which have been depreciated to zero, and some have no records. We shouldn't have collected money, but today we negotiated the price and asked for payment. I am very happy. I will ask the accountant to give you a formal bill and affix the official seal of the project department of the hospital to escort you. At the same time, I have a confession. "

? It can be said that I have grown up again.

? What happened later, please read the article Nesting Storm and tell you in detail.

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