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The child's surname is Fang, but the teacher has never called her name. Teacher: How dare you call this name in class?

Names are related to a person's life, especially surnames. In ancient times, if a person's surname was more noble, then future generations could feel very proud. Among many surnames, Fang is a rare surname, and this surname is also full of talents. The most famous should be the Prime Minister Fang of the Tang Dynasty.

That year, a father named Fang was very happy. He thinks his surname is rare and beautiful. No matter what kind of name you choose, you will be "tall", so you didn't care much about your daughter's name, so you just got a "Fang Xue"

Although the word "snow" sounds a little too common, it feels passable with the surname. Fang's father thought the name was still very poetic, so he decided on it, and he was still somewhat complacent afterwards.

However, when the child started primary school, he found that the name brought a lot of trouble to the child, and even the teacher never called her name in class. Why?

It turns out that many students in the class think the name "Fang Xue" is very similar to "after school", so they often make fun of her. For example, if you ask her to come over, she will shout "Come over after school". When the teacher called the roll in class, some students couldn't help laughing. "School is over! School is over! "

Afterwards, the teacher stressed many times, but there were still many students booing. In order to ensure that the children can attend classes normally, and to prevent everyone from making fun of Fang Xue, the teacher simply stopped calling her by her name.

A child's heart is sensitive. Seeing that all the teachers ignored themselves, he suddenly felt very inferior, which worried Fang's father. Facing the question of the other father, the teacher explained helplessly: How dare this class make a phone call? It's like announcing school.

Father suddenly felt very guilty. That is, when he first named his daughter, he didn't take it seriously and went back to bring so much trouble to her life.

This daughter's experience inspired parents that it is best not to name their children too casually. Some parents are too innovative in naming their children, which may also make them laugh and seriously interfere with their normal lives.

If parents can give their children a nice name, they will make a good first impression when they enter the society. The child's name is also a precious gift from parents.

1, don't appear ugly homophonic.

A good name must be pleasant to listen to first, otherwise it is likely to make a joke. Many children's names have good meanings in themselves, but it's a pity that parents don't pay attention to the homonym of names, which leads to the ugly homonym and makes children a laughing stock. For example, Shi, Gou Dongxi, etc.

Before naming a child, parents had better read it aloud several times, and don't let the child's name appear ugly homophonic, otherwise it will really make people laugh. If people around you are making fun of children, children will feel inferior and even avoid society. Parents must pay attention.

2. Don't use uncommon words.

Some parents deliberately use uncommon words as their children's names. In their view, such a name is very innovative and unique. But the words in the name are too uncommon, which will bring a lot of inconvenience to children's lives. For example, if everyone doesn't know the child's name, it will hinder others from knowing him, which is quite unfavorable to the child's socialization. In addition, in some units, it may be difficult to enter this uncommon word, and such incidents have long been common.

Therefore, when parents give this a name, try not to be too unconventional. Who dares to say that simple and easy-to-write words are not as good as uncommon words?

3. Don't follow the crowd.

Parents should also avoid following the crowd when naming their children. In life, some parents are too casual about their children's names. When they see some old names in TV and literature, they copy them for their children, but they don't know that it is easy to make their names "rotten streets". According to media reports, the most likely names to be renamed now are Haoran, Zixuan and Zixuan. Parents must avoid stepping on the pit.