April Fool’s Day message to your lover

Messages to Lovers on April Fools’ Day

Messages to Lovers on April Fools’ Day, in fact, April Fools’ Day is a traditional folk festival in Western society, and we say a funny blessing to our lovers on April Fools’ Day. The distance between people can be shortened in one stroke. So, let’s share some words for lovers on April Fool’s Day. 1. Be romantic in your heart, every day is Valentine’s Day; be grateful. , every day is Thanksgiving; wake up early and stay late, every day is Labor Day; I can kid you, every day is Carnival plus April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. When I'm upset, you don't bother me; when I miss you, you kiss my ear; when I'm helpless, you say hello to me; when I'm happy, you stay with me. Dancing; without you, I don’t know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool’s Day: mobile phone.

3. You were born with a swirling head, a black face and no visible fingers. You hide your face with two vegetable leaves, go around in all corners of the country, make a lot of noise, and make beautiful women dumbfounded. He considers himself the boss of a beggar gang and is actually admitted to a mental hospital. If you don’t agree with this, see you on April Fool’s Day!

4. When I was in love in youth, you said you loved my battered face; when I was supporting you in my old age, you said sweet words that you will give birth to me before I give birth to you. When parting between life and death, I finally know your true wish. Happy April Fool's Day, my dear!

5. The first kiss was given to cigarettes, the romance was given to wine, the confusion was given to the eyes, the rhythm was given to music, the first night was given to dreams, the body was given to the lover, and the cheating was given to the train. , madness is given to the mind, and the most sober blessing is given to you: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. There is a saying I don't know whether to say or not, because it involves unspeakable privacy; there is something I don't know Should I contact you or not, but it’s so important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally plucked up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day to you!

7. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a mistake Sin, I have committed a heinous crime, it is so difficult to be a human being! But you are fine, you are both right and not guilty, I really envy you! Happy April Fools' Day!

8. Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. Phenomenon, when going out, please put the mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

9. If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone is infected. Viruses, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and scrub it with gasoline.

10. Lai Toad wanted to chase the swan, but the swan said disdainfully: If I had grown up to be like you, I would have died long ago. Lai Toad said softly: That pig is still alive and well. After hearing this, the pig said aggrievedly: I was just reading the text message. Who did I offend?

11. Did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really hurt my eyes? Heart? I really cried! How could this happen?! The tears couldn't stop flowing, and there was an inexplicable pain - you damn onion!

12. I said: Every time I think about it, You drop a tear once a star falls, and this is how the ocean is formed. You said: You fart every time you miss me. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. This is the last text message that my mobile phone can send. I leave this last and most precious text to you, because there is something I always wanted to say to you, but didn't. Say it - help me recharge!

14. It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s okay! I’ll just tell you. It’s okay, just press P! Happy April Fool’s Day!

15. Dear user, according to reliable information from the weather station, tonight, if you shake a big tree vigorously, there will be a lot of U.S. dollars and hundred-dollar bills are coming at you. New and old customers who want to make a fortune, hurry up and don’t miss the opportunity!

16. Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder, Everyone says you are... bloated!

17. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any odor. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

18. China Mobile users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected , please drop the phone on the ground as hard as you can, and the phone will return to normal after several times.

Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Weather forecast: There will be RMB rain in this area tonight, sometimes there will be checks in the northwest, and there will be gold nuggets in some areas! The visual part of the scene reminds citizens to prepare large sacks and prepare to make a fortune. !Have a happy April Fool's Day!

20. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My disease is cured" to the wild advertisement above.

21. When Tang Seng took his three disciples to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"

22. Ten million Don't fool me, I'm just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, happiness in life, and communication of emotions, "Fool" wishes you a fool-proof job without stress, a wise life without worries, and a happy April Fool's Day with all the "Fools"! < /p>

23. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this!! I know you!! Such bullying! I am so sorry for the pig!

< p> 24. A fool is self-fooled, a fool is happy with himself, a fool is self-aware, and a fool is self-sufficient. May you be happy on April Fool's Day, be at ease, be happy, and have a bumper harvest! Hehe!

25. God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created water. Mi, God knew that you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me. However, God also knew that there are no fools in the world, so he created you by the way.

26. When you are a human being, you must leave room for "foolishness", and when you do things, you must spare no effort in "foolishness". Your life should be like "foolishness", and your career should be smooth with "foolishness". Today I am in troubled waters. "Fool", I finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

27. The water knows the depth of fish; the freedom of birds, God knows; the happiness of insects, nature knows; I know your happiness: you must be giggling silently, Your holiday is coming, happy April Fool's Day!

28. It is rare to be confused, so be sure not to be confused; to be wise and foolish, be stupid but not stupid; to be foolish but not crazy, to be foolish. Not stupid. Pretending to be stupid is a blessing. Stupid people are stupid and happy, contented and happy. April Fool's Day, be happy and stupid!

29. You have an angelic face, a devilish figure, and even your fart posture is so perfect. But in public, how about controlling your rhythm? Happy April Fool's Day.

30. Missing Person Notice: He is thinner than a yellow flower, skin and bones. The face is thicker than the city wall, and cannonballs cannot penetrate it. Born to love eating meat, his mouth smells like copper. My head is rusty and my clothes are a bit old. There will be prizes for providing clues and merit for surrendering. Happy April Fool's Day

31. Lottery fools people who love to fantasize about their dreams; stocks fool people who love to stimulate people's hearts; banknotes fool people who love to torment their emotions. April Fool's Day, I'll give you a dime, I wish you will always be happy whether you have a ticket or not!

32. On this day every year, you don't have to pay taxes when you brag, you don't need to be afraid of wolves when you lie, and you don't need to hold meetings to punish people. Expression Don’t be afraid of being extravagant, tell lies and no one will pay attention to you, tell the truth for legal defense, either out of infatuation or self-indulgence! Happy April Fool’s Day!

33. A cricket made a bet with a pig: I will jump into the grass You can't see me, the pig said: What if I can see it? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

34. Do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: You will be fined three yuan for wetting the bed once. The fine was five yuan twice and ten yuan three times. When I was about to ask how much the monthly subscription was, you raised your hand resolutely and said: Teacher, I want to apply for an annual card!

35. I have been looking forward to a salary increase for a long time. I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, but the property prices have dropped; I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, and I won the lottery; I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, and I have a wife; it’s been a long time, and your holiday is here, and I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for you on April Fool’s Day. . April Fool’s Day Message to Lovers 2

1. Actually, I think it would be nice if the day we broke up was April Fool’s Day. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible, you are online, you are online, but I am invisible.

2. It’s April Fool’s Day now, I’ll kill you one by one, and Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming anyway

3. I feel very unhappy when I weigh myself. Want to eat.

4. Lonely people are not even qualified to be deceived on April Fool’s Day.

5. In fact, April Fool’s Day is not a holiday for fools, but a holiday for timid people to tell the truth.

6. Lan Yan confessed to me on April Fool’s Day, and I said that I knew today was April Fool’s Day. The next day, he left.

7. Diamonds are extremely valuable and can be treasured for a lifetime of legends. I am honored to inform you that I will sign for my friend's express delivery and give you an unexpected surprise. Only on April Fool's Day can I say that I like you and you will believe me.

8. The person I love most must come and lie to me on April Fools’ Day

9. April 14th is April Fools’ Day and April 1st is Valentine’s Day. How many people 2 , 14 Use sweet words to deceive others, 4. 1 use joking as an excuse to tell the truth

10. No one will confess to me on April Fool’s Day, I know

11. I dare You had the courage to confess to you, but you grinned and sneered without hesitation: 'Why didn't I know today was April Fool's Day? ’

12. Could it be that I love you can only be said on April Fool’s Day? Today’s children choose Valentine’s Day for breakups and April Fool’s Day for confession.

13. Don’t joke with me today, I won’t take it seriously.

14. The son born to two people with blood type B must be 2B.

15. If no one confesses to you even on April Fool’s Day, then no one really likes you!

16. If happiness is a disease, you are incurable; if good luck is a sin, you are unforgivable; if intelligence is evil, you are full of evil; if happiness is tiredness, you are overwhelmed. April Fool's Day, if blessings were arrows, you would be pierced by thousands of arrows!

17. If you love the wrong person, every day is April Fool’s Day; if you love the right person, every day is Valentine’s Day.

18. Is it only on April Fool’s Day that I can say “I love you” to you?

19. Today’s children choose Valentine’s Day for breakups and fools for confession. April Fool's Day, the world is turned upside down

20. April Fool's Day is the day to confess your love to the person you like. If you accept it, tell the other person that you are serious. If you are rejected, say "Happy April Fool's Day"

21. Thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy. . Because a strong body can support a dirty soul.

22. After April Fool’s Day is Labor Day, that is, when you find out that you have been deceived, it is already too late, and you can only treat him like a cow or a horse...

23. Who asked me to live a fool’s life? Qingming Festival, I will let anyone celebrate the Qingming Festival. Messages to Lovers on April Fool's Day 3

April Fool's Day Blessings to Lovers (Selected)

1. April Fool's Day is here, here are some tips for you: If you are fooled, feel free to rejoice; Seeing people being fooled, laugh without saying a word; if you want to be more happy, fool your friends. How foolish and joyful, come and join us.

2. You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. You hold the pot lid on your head and carry cabbage in your hands. You always think that you are the undefeated East, but in fact you are the second generation fool!

3. I know you care about hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was very surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. The dusk is as thick as wine, and the autumn wind blows the willows gently, The chrysanthemum has been defeated for a long time, where are you running around, the weather has been cold for a long time, have you put on more clothes, the city does not allow dogs, the owner has not beaten you, please call me if you are safe, so that I don’t have to worry about you all the time!

5 , April Fool's Day is approaching, please stay vigilant. Not only can’t you believe all the text messages you receive, you have to understand them in reverse. There are many text messages praising you for being smart, but I have intercepted them. I will show them off after April Fools' Day!

6. I told you not to install some software, but you don't believe it. Okay, now, for the safety of your mobile phone, you enabled the facial recognition software that comes with the system at noon, washed your face at night, and couldn’t turn on the phone, right? Happy April Fool’s Day!

7. Life is always When there are storms, life is not lonely because of you. Maybe happiness is only a short-term possession, but it becomes eternal because of you. It is you who bring me happiness and joy, my little dog!

8. Phone message: This phone has artificial intelligence, please press any number key to test your IQ. …your IQ has been tested to be zero.

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10. It is true gold, never afraid of the fierce flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is Haiyan, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, still staring at the text message stupidly !Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day blessing text messages to lovers (latest)

1. I am a lonely tree, for thousands of years I come to stand by the roadside, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you pass by me, I will fall in love with you. If I can’t smash you, my life will be in vain.

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3. One day, a frog kissed the rabbit and ran away. The rabbit chased after him. The frog jumped into the pond in desperation. After a while, a toad crawled out. The rabbit laughed: Haha. , you are allergic!

4. I know it is very impolite to call others stupid, but today is an exception. I must wish you to be stupid, because stupid people have stupid blessings, and today is an exception. It's April Fool's Day, it's easier to pretend to be silly and receive silly blessings!

5. Your hobbies are touching, your love is so heart-warming, for the sake of eternal commemoration, I have made your love for me a gift. Prepare for feces, you will definitely eat a pound after seeing it, so affectionate ~ Happy April Fools' Day!

6. I have always had a crush on you, I miss your face, your lips, your tongue, you But I was too poor to confess my love. Now that I have money, I can loudly say, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

7. I wish you a smooth journey, even if you get lost along the way; I wish you always smile, and you deserve to die; I wish you happiness every day, even if your legs are cramped; I wish you all the best, and hit a wall everywhere.

8. If one drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed in front of you; if two drops of water fall from the sky, it is because I love you and am intoxicated; if countless drops of water fall from the sky, it is... Stop thinking nonsense, it's raining!

9. Women - before getting engaged, they are like swallows, they can fly as they please. After getting engaged, like a dove, it can fly but dare not fly far. After getting married, I am like a duck, wanting to fly but unable to do so.

10. Before attacking others, you must first protect yourself. The best way is to install mobile phone anti-virus software and upgrade to the latest version to prevent the phone from being unusable.

11. When I met you by chance, I was so confused that I couldn’t avoid it. Your loving eyes made me unable to avoid you. I understood your heart. I ran away desperately, but you followed me closely. There was only crying: whose dog ran away.

12. In the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man said nervously: The child is not mine! Fool Happy Holidays!

13. When the fool’s text message arrives, smile happily; there is no trick to overcome being pranked and pretending to be stupid. There are actually many friends, and fooling is not common. Just because of April Fool’s Day, I am happy to find an excuse! I give you a reason to be happy, and I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

14. Meeting you is a kind of fate ;Knowing you is a kind of happiness; caring about you has become a habit; cherishing you will become an eternity; blessing you is inevitable; greeting you is polite; harassing you is a happy thing! < /p>

15. Use happiness to make a fishing rod, use happiness as a bait for fools, wait for your fool to take the bait, and then knock you unconscious with a wishful stick. On April Fool's Day, I have reached out. I’ve got the fishing rod and I’m waiting for you to take the bait. Happy April Fool’s Day!

16. As the saying goes: Don’t do to fools what you don’t do to yourself. On this great day of April Fools’ Day, I wish you: Be a fool in the world. You are perfect, your stupidity is unparalleled in the world. When you meet the stupid princess, you will be stupid all over the world!

17. You have an angel-like face, a devil-like figure, and even your fart posture is so perfect. But in public, how about controlling your rhythm? Happy April Fool's Day.

18. Forget, keep happiness and joy in your heart; success or failure is left to you, happiness and contentment are enough; cleverness is disturbed by cleverness, and confusion is not rewarded; occasionally be a little silly, and happiness will accompany you .

19. I once made a wish for you silently in front of the shooting stars; I once quietly asked for your fortune in front of the Bodhisattva; I once prayed for you in front of God. I didn’t expect it to work out today: you finally made a fool! Happy April Fool’s Day!

20. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, holding plum blossoms and smelling flowers, I only know how to In the middle, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, where you can see the spring and greenery.