What are some funny homophonic jokes?

1. There was a quail who was late for a dance, so everyone called him late quail.

2. While I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pak Lala" light?

3. I was on an island recently. My friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the impoverished island.

4. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam's copy." The teacher said: "What are you good at?" >

5. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her."

6. Only ugly people have partners, and beautiful ones sell air conditioners.

7. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet.

8. "I accidentally stepped on an ant and killed it. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant. Woohoo, we don't have a queen anymore."

9. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don’t leave.

10. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

11. You didn’t stay up all night, so why did you stay up? Will Ollie give it to you?