Find a funny version of the college campus drama script!

Character: teacher

Students: 1 (male), 2 (female), 3 (female), 4 (male), 5 (male), 6 (female)-Everyone is required to master a language.

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(dark field)

(At the beginning of the music, it was vast and far away)

The crowd chanted (in the dark):

Many years later, your warm hand passed through your youthful hair, and some stings touched your nerves after many years. Will there be some kind of memory awakened by accident, calling your name in the dark, just like the key of spring opens the lock of winter, and like the wings of birds piercing the smooth sky? The past life floats from the bottom of my heart like oil. You recall those days when songs floated, those names emerged with smiles, your spiritual hometown, your dream home, yours, mine and our university. ...

(Music stops)

The first field

Teacher: OK, let's start asking questions now. (The light is on. There are six students sitting on the stage facing the audience. The professor put his head in his hands) You, my classmate. Today is your first day in college. Some of you crossed the plain, some walked down the mountain, some sang songs all the way, and some were sad. Whether it was a rainy street or a splendid manor, your hometown was behind you, and your life suddenly turned to this campus. I want to ask you, what is the university in your mind, before four years of life unfold like satin?

1: Teacher, I'll go first. (Clears his throat and takes out a piece of paper with exaggerated tone) My university is my dream Shangri-La, where milk and honey flow. There are small restaurants around the school, so you don't have to worry about your parents when you go to the supermarket to buy things. The canteen set meal is nutritious, and there is plenty of oil and water at night after supper, which helps me grow sturdily and develop well ... (being coaxed down by everyone)

2: Sit down! What are you thinking about? Where did you go to college? The whole devil has entered the village! Teacher, let me say ... a university should have a profound white-haired gentleman, an infinite treasure house of knowledge, a gloomy library and bright classrooms. Most importantly, I also heard that here, there are only four classes every day, and there is no need to hand in homework. No one asks when sleeping in class, so don't worry about the final exam. ...

Teacher: Who taught you that?

2. Our class teacher in senior three!

Teacher: Sit down! ! Did your head teacher go to college? That's bullshit！ !

3. It's my turn to go to college. Well, look at me. I'm as beautiful as flowers and how time flies. I've devoted myself to this university campus. The birds in the tree are in pairs, and the green mountains are smiling, picking a flower at will. ...

4: I'll wear a hair salon with you. (Everyone spits)

Teacher: Be quiet! Silence! Students, you ...

5: (Northeast dialect) Teacher, I have something to say!

Teacher: OK, you say.

5: (Northeast dialect) Teacher, I am different from them. I only know how to eat and play, and I don't like studying and reading. Teacher, I can pursue! I will study hard and make progress every day. But teacher, I have a hobby. Do you think so?

Teacher: What you said.

5: Actually, it's nothing, teacher. I just like playing football as a team or something. Teacher, look at the sun outside the window. It's quite warm. The lawn in our school is well built, and my heart itches. what do you think? Let's finish class early. Look, teacher, I brought all my shoes (take out my sneakers and cover my nose).

6: (Cell phone rings) Hello ... huh? Understand? ..... OK ... I'll be right back! You wait for me. (Hang up) Tell the teacher that I have something urgent to go back!

Teacher: What's this?

6: One of my classmates brought me some concert tickets! I'll get it now! Which one of you will go to see F4 with me tonight?

The other five: Really? Is it F4?

Teacher: Students, don't always think about F4! Think about it. You're going to take Test 4 next semester! !

Six people: What is Special 4?

(dark field)

(the face is light. When the light went out, the host said, "It's evening 1 1. Please leave the campus and go back to the dormitory. Pay attention to ensure adequate sleep and pay attention to the safety of water, electricity and candles. Boys watching the ball should not talk loudly, and girls chatting should not laugh wildly. Please turn off the lights, thank you! " . Go down.

The light goes out)

The second field

The stage is naturally divided into left and right sides. Separate men and women, indicate the dormitory. The chasing light points to both sides respectively)

4: (chasing light. 1 Holding 5' s arm and turning off the lights is the best time of my day. My eyes are full of words, and the fragments of memory during the day become clearer, more vivid and more broken. I knelt in front of 1 with great admiration, and flashed a sign that read "Niu Ren". Seeing countless letters circulating in the dark, I was dazzled by the endless colorful letters. At this moment, I just want to say three words to them. (5) I don't-recognize-recognize.

5: Is it clearly four words? !

He said, by the way, why hasn't the boss come back yet?

5: I don't know There is no ball game tonight. Even food stalls should be closed.

4: It is safe to go to the food stall. I was afraid that the girls in our class would rob me on the way and went to Zhazhai. That would be terrible.

5: What's so sad about this? I don't think I've been robbed! Let the storm come more violently! !

(chasing the light)

2: (chasing light) The light went out. Why hasn't she come back yet?

6: I wonder if she has already passed Band 4. Why are you still working so hard?

2. It seems that I have reported another high opinion.

6: Huh? No, then she doesn't want one more certificate than me!

2: Isn't it just a certificate? Don't always compare yourself with this! In fact, she still envies you. She said that you participated in so many volunteer services, did so many translations, attended so many meetings, ate so many western foods and met so many foreign handsome guys, all of which were beyond her power!

6: Forget it, then what handsome guy is coming? I met either African aborigines or Arab oil workers!

2: Huh? No way! !

6: Exactly! ..... hey, you say, she hasn't come back so late, will she meet any danger? ...

2: danger? Are you afraid that she will be robbed by boys in our school?

6: No, they don't have this ability. (chasing the light)

(chasing light. Professor and 1, 3, talking under the street lamp)

Professor: I haven't spoken so freely for a long time, especially with students. I'm glad to talk to you so intently tonight. I feel very happy. real

3: We also feel very happy. Thank you too!

1: (slightly tipsy) Yes! Thank you! I haven't drunk so much for a long time! The food tonight, er (burps), is really delicious!

3: You just know how to eat! Look at you. You've been in college for three years and gained three times weight! The fat around your neck is a ring How dare you!

1: I just like eating. What happened? Will eating delay your study? I like eating. Is it still in your way? I didn't rob you of the meat in your bowl!

3: Hum! I don't eat meat! Carnivores are despicable!

1: You don't eat meat! That's great. I'll come to you when I deliver the box lunch in the future. Let me help you. ...

3: You! ! Teacher, look at him!

Teacher: OK, OK. It is rare to invite your students to dinner, as long as everyone is happy! (To 1) Like to eat? This is also a good thing! People just want to pursue. I have several books at home, which are devoted to the food culture of various countries. You can borrow them if you are interested!

1: Really? Teacher! I really want to see it. To tell the truth, my biggest wish now is to learn two more foreign languages, then travel around the world, taste all the delicious food in the world, set up a school in my later years and spread the food culture of various countries. Teacher, I wanted to have the name, but it has been registered. Called "New Oriental Chef School")

Teacher: Good, really good! I am on your side. If your idea can come true, it must be a wonderful career! (Xiang 3) As I said just now, as long as you can give full play to your professional language advantages and combine your diligence, talent, wisdom and hobbies, I believe each of you will have brilliant achievements!

1 3: Thank you for your encouragement!

Teacher: Three years have passed in a flash. I still remember your eyes when you first entered the classroom. How can I describe it? ..... very clear.

1: At that time, we were naive and simple, just like a shallow lake …

3: Like a bowl of vegetable soup without oil.

Teacher: But in a blink of an eye, your college life is over. I ask you, when one night, maybe you lost sleep, by chance, you look back on your journey, what are you thinking? (1, 3 is relatively silent and embarrassed) Well, indeed, we still have one year, and everything is still inconclusive. It's very late today. Go home and tell your classmates that I have homework for them, but I don't hand it in right away! I want each of you, when you graduate next year, to sum up your four-year college time in one sentence. Okay？ (1, 3 nods) Remember, this is our agreement and your commitment to yourself!

(chasing the light)

Third field

(Music starts. Open-minded and affectionate, just like Huang's "Lu", it points directly at people's hearts. )

(The light is on. Six people stand in a row, no chairs)

Teacher: (silent for a moment) ... what else can I say? ..... I just saw it at the graduation ceremony! I saw your red eyes, but this time it wasn't because you stayed up reading; I see your fingers twisted together, not only with your lover, but also with your roommate; I saw that your laughter was more brilliant and charming than four years ago, but I couldn't help but shed tears. Students, I remember I left you a question, but I don't want you to answer it now, because you have given me the most satisfactory answer.

3: No, teacher, you'd better let us talk. We have so much to pour out. Goodbye, my university, goodbye, the hometown of my soul. Maybe I didn't realize many young dreams here, but thank you for giving me a dream paradise. Maybe I wasted too much precious time in the past, but thank you for letting me know that youth is beautiful and fragrant. These words in brackets above were translated by six people in their respective languages and repeated in turn.

1, 2, 4, 5, 6: (ditto)

Six people sang in chorus: "Goodbye, my university, goodbye, my home". This sentence was said by six people in six languages at the same time. I will never forget the tears I shed here, just like the endless laughter; I left the best years here, and I will never forget it ... The lights are flashing on the stage of life. If at a certain moment, when the applause from the audience rings, I know that I am still holding your arm, (hand in hand), my university, my hometown that I will never leave!

(Bowing, curtain call)

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" "

Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." "So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" ""The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please get them all back. "

France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to continue to walk.

Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

The French and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's okay, it's okay, let's go."

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