Joke Daquan children

1. In Chinese class, the teacher wrote the word "trembling" on the blackboard for Xiao Qiang to read.

Xiao Qiang stood up and read aloud: "The war is awkward."

The teacher asked, "Is that so?"

Xiao Qiang said flatly, "No!"

2. My daughter went to the kindergarten middle class and the teacher began to teach literacy.

When I got home at night, I wanted to test her, so I handed her a list sent outside.

Just listen to my daughter say, "big, um-big, um-big."

I took a look. It says: a letter to the villagers needs the strong support of the broad masses of the people and the government?

My son caught a cold, so I took him to the hospital for an injection.

As soon as the nurse put the needle down, the son shouted, "Aunt, hurry up, I can't hold on!" " "

The nurse gently advised her son, "be good, little friend, and you will be all right soon!" " "

Who knows the son said anxiously: "aunt, I really can't hold on!" Sorry! "

As soon as the voice fell, my son let out a big fart!

My daughter was bitten by mosquitoes. She came to me crying.

I comforted her while applying essential balm: "Essential balm can give off a special smell. Mosquitoes will be scared and won't bite you."

With tears in her eyes, her daughter asked anxiously, "What if mosquitoes come and bite me with her nose?"

Yesterday, I took my son to the temple to play. My son pointed to the plaque on the main hall and asked me, "Is the Hall of Daxiong the Daxiong in Doraemon?"

My sister is in the second grade of primary school this year. My aunt asked me to check my sister's homework today. I saw a paragraph written in my notebook: Hello, I'm xxx. I want to run for monitor. The monitor must love learning. I should shout when I see children fighting. The teacher is coming.

7. One day, a child got lost and couldn't go home for a while. He had a brainwave and asked the policeman on the roadside. The child said, "Uncle, I don't know the way home." The policeman asked, "Where do you live, son?" The child replied, "My mother only taught me to ask the police if I got lost, but didn't tell me where to live!" " "

8. Xiaoming proposed to Xiaoqi in kindergarten: Xiao Qi, you will marry me when you grow up! Xiao Qi: No, no, we will never get married! Xiaoming: Why? Xiao Qi: Because only people in their own families can get married! You see, my parents are married? My grandfather married my grandmother?

9. Dad made a timetable for his son: get up at 7: 10 in the morning, have breakfast, go to school, have lunch at noon, have a rest, go to school at 13: 00, have dinner at night, do homework and go to bed at 8: 30.

The son looked at the class schedule and said angrily, "You are not my dear father, otherwise why don't you let me go to the toilet all day?"

10, the father taught his son to count and asked, "Son, what's next?"

Son: "two"

Dad: "What about the second time?"

Son: "three"

Dad: "What about the last three?"

Son: "Eggplant seeds."

1 1. Mother asked her five-year-old daughter: What birthday present do you want this year?

The youngest daughter immediately replied: I want a box of wall pregnancy medicine!

Mother asked in surprise, what are you doing here?

Daughter: I already have four dolls. I don't want any more.