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What embarrassing things have happened to you when you were rubbing your back in the shower?
As a northerner, I have always taken a bath in a large bathhouse since I was a child. Even though I am used to it now, embarrassing things still happen sometimes. It is a good lyric to write like this, " I don’t know why, but the embarrassment surrounds me.” Today I will tell you about the embarrassing incident I encountered in the bathhouse.
1. When I was a child, I went to take a bath and was not used to having my back rubbed.
When I was a child, my father always went with me to take a shower. But later on, because my father was too busy, he gradually let me take the shower. He helped me rub my back, but there was no one this time, so I shamelessly asked the person who was doing the back rub in the bathroom. However, I was really not used to having my back rubbed by others, and I was very ticklish, so I was rubbing my back at the same time. I was taking a shower while trying to hold back my laughter, so half way through the rub I told the person, forget it, I felt uncomfortable so I stopped rubbing (but in the end I might have to pay all the money), which is why I was twenty In many years, it was the only time I let someone in the bathroom rub my back. From then on, I would rather not rub my back than let them rub it for me. The itching was really uncomfortable.
2. When I was getting dressed after taking a shower, I met a woman who was in the wrong place.
Bathhouses in the north are basically divided into two parts. One part contains a bed and a wooden cabinet for storing clothes, and the other part is a place for bathing. Once I finished bathing in the village. I was wiping my pants and putting on my clothes, and then a woman came in. At that time, the other woman was also frightened when she came in. Her thoughts in her mind were probably "Where do I come from, where am I, how can I be here?" There are so many men, am I in the wrong place?" Then she stayed there.
3. When I was taking a bath, I encountered someone who behaved in a bathing pool with low quality.
I think this situation should be encountered by many people. This kind of people are not only disgusting and want to vomit, but also very illiterate. The situation at that time was roughly like this. I was taking a shower I was taking a shower somewhere, and then there was a sudden commotion in the pool where I was taking a shower. At that time, I was very unreasonable and thought that something had happened. After a while, the old man who was taking a shower came back and began to scold the person (that’s right, that’s the case) The bathing master, he appeared again), and the people around him also yelled at me.
I think many people will have encountered embarrassing incidents in the bathhouse. Especially when I was in school, I went to take a bath with my roommate. Because we were familiar with each other, many of our postures and personal behaviors were different. If you can go out and be seen by others at that time, you really want to find a gap to get in. I won't go into details. You can make up your own mind. In addition, I don’t know if any of you have encountered any embarrassing things in the bathhouse. You can tell us so that we can have fun together.
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