If anyone has a funny homophone joke, please give it a thumbs up!

One day, a county magistrate with a strong accent from his hometown came to the village to make a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive!!"

(Translation: Comrades and villagers, please pay attention! Don’t talk, the meeting is now!)

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Pick up pickles, pickles and pickles!"

(Translation: Let the township chief speak now!)

The township chief said: "Rabbits, the dog has eaten today's meal, everyone is a big bastard!"

( Translation: Comrades, today’s meal is enough, everyone has a big bowl!)

If you don’t want pickles, I will pick up some dog poop for you to lick...

(Translation : Don’t talk, let me tell you a story.)

Focus on licking, the dog poop is very easy to lick. After licking it, pick it up and give it to others.

(Translation: listen attentively, the story is very interesting, tell it to others after listening)

Two country girls came back from the city. It was getting late and they saw a truck. When the truck came, he waved to the truck. The driver stuck his head out and a girl said: "Comrade, can we be your wives (car)?" The driver said angrily: "Who wants you to be me?" Wife." The other girl quickly said: "It doesn't matter, we are very close." The driver was so angry that he drove away, thinking: "Who will kiss you?"

I hope you will accept it. !