Who can tell me some humorous jokes? Brainstorm.

Honey, I like you very much. It seems that I have to tell you.

I hope you can promise to go out with me. Don't refuse me yet.

Let me tell you a few short stories ...

About five years ago, a girl as lucky as you also received my love letter.

At that time, her reply to me was ...

"I can't have feelings for you other than friends."

I was very sad, so I dismembered her and stored her in the refrigerator at home.

After a year, my mood recovered a little.

I met another girl as lucky as you, but she already has a boyfriend.

I asked her out to negotiate with my boyfriend, and the negotiations broke down.

I accidentally killed her boyfriend with a brick, and the body was put in a petrol tank.

Pour cement into Keelung Port, poison the girl …

The body was soaked in formalin and put in my basement …

Two years later, I fell in love with another lucky girl.

This time she and I became boyfriend and girlfriend.

However, not long after she started dating, she clamored to break up.

I really don't want to lose her.

So I hung her at my house. ...

I don't think I'm really fit to be a lover. ...

I met you when I wanted to freeze my heart. ...

Honey, now you can tell me. ...

Do you ... love me?

The girl's answer is ... the content is like this. ...

dear

I hate you very much, so I have to tell you.

You don't have to rush after me. Let me tell you a few short stories first ...

Five years ago, a boy also wrote me a love letter.

I told him at that time.

"I can't have feelings for you other than friends."

Maybe I really broke his heart, so I was dismembered and stored in his refrigerator.

The soul can take refuge at will. ...

Another year later, I met that boy again, and he still likes me.

But I already have a boyfriend, and after a fierce quarrel.

My boyfriend is sleeping in Keelung Port, and I am poisoned.

The body was soaked in formalin.

The soul once again takes refuge at will. ...

Later, I finally became boyfriend and girlfriend with him.

However, I found that we are really not suitable, so I want to break up.

Maybe he really loves me so much that I am hung from the ceiling of his house …

I'm sad, I think, I'm probably not fit to be a lover.

But I hate that he always falls into his hands.

So I decided to take revenge! !

I met you again in the vast sea of people.

Now, I want to answer you. ...

Go to hell.

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