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Guo: I'm very happy to be back at Peking University, and I'm from Peking University. I'm Xu (singing) from Daxing, Beijing: Will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday < You used to cry the most

Guo: You were very fragile when you were a child

Xu (singing): The teachers can't remember you who used to cry the most.

Guo: You cried the most.

Xu (singing): I also flipped through photos by accident. I just remembered you at the same table

Guo: sitting together

Xu (singing): Who married the sentimental you

Guo: I can't stand being shocked at first sight

Xu (singing): Who read your diary

Guo: I'll sue him for peeking at it

Xu (singing): Who put your long hair? Gone

Guo: Everyone will graduate one day

Xu: You are gone too

Guo: I stay away from the madman

Xu: I miss the feeling of your hair brushing my chest

Guo: I stabbed you to death

Xu: I miss it so much, in an empty campus, you let me carry your kind.

Xu: I want to kiss you for the last time.

Guo: Bring me a basin. I want to vomit.

Xu: What are you doing?

Guo: You're disgusting.

Xu: What I'm doing is going back to a period of time.

Guo: Ah

Xu: Making a memorial to youth.

Guo: Memorial, this word sounds quite frank. What do you pay homage to?

Xu: My college life

Guo: I went to college

Xu: In memory of my regretless love in youth

Guo: It's like reading a poem

Xu: It's my first time to walk on the campus of a university

Guo: I was not allowed to enter

Xu: That was my report

Guo: Oh, it's the first time.

Xu: Carry out a campaign to kill rats

Guo: That's right, it's called putting righteousness above family loyalty

Xu: You are a mouse

Guo: This word doesn't sound close to

Xu: So my college life began

Guo: Go slowly

Xu: In my freshman year, I only had one course.

Xu: study hard

Guo: There are still many good students

Xu: I love studying very much

Guo: That's a good result

Xu: So much so that his life is full of academic terms

Guo: That's terrible

Xu: Once I had bad eyes, and I went to the Colonel Hospital to see a doctor: Doctor, me. There is always an equivalent image next to the ontology of this object.

Guo: It is quite complicated.

Xu: And this image is not separated from this ontology.

Guo: Good

Xu: It presents an intersection phenomenon.

Guo: Mm-hmm

Xu: The doctor thought for a long time: Did you see the ghost of things? Right, right, right, right

Guo: If I were the doctor, I would have to fight.

Xu: The doctor's generalization ability is very strong.

Guo: It's called generalization ability, which is what people in China say.

Xu: I was just influenced by the boss in our dormitory.

Guo: I didn't hear you sound like him.

Xu: I can study hard.

Guo. Unfortunately, in my sophomore year, my interest shifted

Guo: Huh? When I was a sophomore, my interest shifted. What do you like?

Xu: That's a freshman in senior high school,

Guo: Right, right.

Xu: Who's good at learning when he's a sophomore?

Guo: Oh, tell me about it. I haven't been to school either.

Xu: I like sports.

Guo: Hey, I have a good body.

Xu:

Guo: It's not easy for the two brothers to get together

Xu: He is from Beijing,

Guo: Oh,

Xu: He lives in that Ping 'an Avenue

Guo: I know

Xu: Do you know Beijing No.4 Middle School?

Guo: I know

Xu: It's opposite the playground of Beijing No.4 Middle School

Guo: I bought popsicles to eat at that gate

Xu: I live there

Guo: OK

Xu: He goes back to watch the ball every weekend

Guo: Um

Xu: He is a fan, and we are all fans in the room. Life in this dormitory is a bit bitter.

Xu: When he came back to tell us about the ball, he made us greedy.

Guo: That's it.

Xu: When I came back that day, I saw him sitting in the dormitory, where a big makin knife was sitting.

Guo: What's the matter?

Xu: I'm just talking: Oh, that central defender is great, with his left foot buttoned around his right foot.

Guo: Look

Xu: Swish a kick and pass it to the midfield

Guo: Mm-hmm

Xu: As soon as I hear it, what kind of ball is this? Serie a?

Guo:No.

Xu: Premier League?

Guo: not necessarily

Xu: There was no ball yesterday

Guo: Just say it

Xu: Listen quickly.

Guo: I heard people say that

Xu: I'm still talking there: Wow, the midfielder is also strong. An oblique cross goes straight in, and the avant-garde flatters him, and he crosses the bottom line with a bang.

Guo: hmm!

Xu: serve the corner ball directly. The corner ball is high and floating, and the striker arrives.

Guo: The ball will go in

Xu: No

Guo: What happened

Xu: It was blocked by the goalkeeper

Guo: Look

Xu: It doesn't matter if it was blocked.

Xu: World Wave

Guo: Oh, please explain this

Xu: It's just that people in the world can't kick such a beautiful arc, huh!

Guo: Oh, what a great ability

Xu: World Wave, it's just a kick, hitting the post

Guo: How to do this? Then

Xu: At his feet again

Guo: Well, there's plenty of time

Xu: Left dribbling and right dribbling, passing the goalkeeper

Guo: Hmm

Xu: An empty goal!

Guo: Well, look at it.

Xu: It's a great effort.

Xu: It's a pity that he didn't shoot.

Guo: What happened?

Xu: Alas, as soon as the bell rang, they stopped playing.

Guo: Alas, junior high school students played football.

Xu: junior year, my seed of love.

Guo: I know, I'm starting to like men.

Xu: Is that ridiculous? Huh? Have you started to like men?

Guo: I didn't go to seed of love until I was a junior. I believe you if you want to change your mouth.

Xu: Then I used to like women.

Guo: Later I liked men.

Xu: No, I used to like women.

Guo: Now I like men.

Xu: Don't. I used to like women, but I didn't pursue them

Guo: Mm-hmm

Xu: When I was a junior, I dared to pursue female classmates

Guo: What a big deal

Xu: Influenced by the third child in our dormitory

Guo: Oh, the second child is his brother

Xu: Why are they all brothers?

Guo: eldest brother, second child, third child, three brothers, it's not easy to get in together.

Xu: We are in the same dormitory.

Guo: Oh, we are all dry brothers.

Guo: Wow, there is no water at all.

Xu: Lovers.

I fell in love with a girl of Chinese department

Guo: How old

Xu: Very beautiful

Guo: Beautiful

Xu: More than twenty years old

Guo: Look

Xu: But I just dare not talk to her

Guo: You have to be brave

Xu: At that time, we were. Strike up a conversation

Guo: Yes, translated into Chinese, it's called hooking up

Xu: That's what it means anyway

Guo: Hmm

Xu: You don't know how to ask people

Guo: Find words

Xu: Learn from me

Guo: Learn from him

Xu: She goes ahead of you.

Guo: that's an idea.

Xu: don't you know each other?

Guo: Good idea

Xu: Good idea

Guo: Hmm

Xu: I met her next to the Three Religions

Guo: Here we go

Xu: She walked in front

Guo: Hmm

Xu: I followed

Guo: That's right.

Guo: Take out more

Xu: Take courage! I patted her on the shoulder: classmate, did you drop this brick?

Guo: Don't say, there is nothing else to pick up on the ground!

Xu: She grabbed the brick and slapped me.

Guo: Yes, this student later became a monk named Lu Zhishen, and she also hit a classmate named Zhen Guanxi.

Xu: I haven't heard of it. Now this girl is so tough and savage.

Guo: Oh, it's good. This method is quite clever.

Xu:

Guo: This is an undergraduate majoring in shovel. Yes, shoot him to death.

Xu: Did you drop this table, classmate?

Guo: The pocket is too small to hold it. Yes, call him to death.

Xu: Did you drop this isolation pier, classmate?

Guo: don't you have the strength to lift it? Yes, just write the tablet directly

Xu: I'm not discouraged!

Guo: Yes, you are all dead! You go to the construction site to find someone! Isolation pier, did you drop this building? Hmm?

Xu: I was beaten by many of them.

Guo: Whoever doesn't beat me will be sorry.

Xu: But I'm not discouraged.

Guo: This is called no shame and no impatience!

Xu: Last time, I saw another beautiful woman in the chemistry lab.

Guo: He's in the chemistry lab, and he's not idle.

Xu: She's in front, and I picked up a test tube on the table: classmate!

Guo: Talk

Xu: Nothing

Guo: What's the matter?

Xu: Wang shui

Guo: ooh! Next time, don't be behind her, you should get in front of her, so you can't just walk the dog.

Xu: There's no next time, but it will be like this next time.

Guo: What's it like? ~

Guo: That's sulfuric acid in your face ~ ~

Xu: Did you drop this paper money ~ ~ < ! Wang Shui is so powerful that it is said that even gold can be melted

Xu: Until my senior year

Guo: Senior year

Xu: I am still singing my single love song, walking on the campus without love, and stubbornly think that I am a treasure

Guo: How can I be a treasure?

Xu: a senior or a virgin, not a baby?

Guo: Right, right, this is much more difficult than finding a dinosaur.

Xu: Senior year is coming.

Guo: Graduation is coming soon.

Xu: It's almost time to take the credits.

Guo: That's

Xu: Everyone has no job.

Guo: Yo

Xu. The teacher quit

Guo: What happened

Xu: Roll call next time!

Guo: Yes

Xu: That morning, I slept in a daze, and someone woke me up: Hey, hey, get up, buddy, I have to go for an interview today, and I promised to help

Guo: Why do I have to go for an interview?

Xu: Look for a job.

Guo: Oh

. I just started my class yesterday, and I can't ask for leave today

Guo: Yes

Xu: You have to promise me

Guo: You have to take his place

Xu: Hey, buddy, I can't ask for leave when I go to work. Please promise me

Guo: Yes, this dormitory has something to do except you

Xu: Deliang. I just said it again

Xu: I want to go to class

Guo: It's understandable

Xu: But yesterday, twelve or thirteen hours ago

Guo: How accurate

Xu: Ah, It's when I eat

Guo: When I eat

Xu: It's when I use water and protein to supplement nutrients

Guo: It's too detailed

Xu: There's a gas flowing down my mouth to my abdominal cavity

Guo: Don't eat out

Xu: So that tonight, I, I, I, I, my lower abdomen.

Guo: Great, your summary is quite accurate. It's a little disgusting to listen to him.

Xu: I stayed up late last night, too.

Guo: Are you going too?

Xu: writing a resume

Guo: writing a resume?

Xu: Looking for a job.

Guo: It's stressful.

Xu: Yes, I slept in a daze. I said OK, I'll answer it for you.

Guo: Go to answer the name for them.

Xu: Come to the classroom, sit here, and my upper eyelids began to lay.

Guo: I didn't sleep all night.

Guo: Call him

Xu: Here!

Guo: You have to promise.

Xu: Zhang San! To ~ Lisi! To ~ ~

Guo: Ah

Xu: Wang Wu! To ~ ~ ~ <