A celebrity with a surname of Gao

Gao is also the most popular surname among hundreds of surnames. However, there are not many people with high names in the history of China. The most famous one should be Gao Qiu in Water Margin.

Alas, I have known since I was a child that Gao Taiwei is a bad person and a corrupt official. Although it is a good thing to kill bandits on a large scale, it was the Liangshan heroes who were unfortunately suppressed, and the result was eternal infamy.

A famous scenic spot in the history of China is Gaolaozhuang, the legendary place where Pig Bajie married. But the legend is a legend after all, and it is impossible to verify whether there is such a boundary.

There are only a handful of decent stars with high surnames. The peak of football stars used to be a storm, but it is a pity that it is out of fashion now. The fate of singer Gao Feng is even worse. Kabbah died at once, and the cause of death is still unknown. The only decent star is Gao Cangjian, and the problem family is Japanese, so it should have nothing to do with Lao Gaos.

My name is Gao Yuan, and I personally feel very vulgar. I know countless people by that name, most of whom are women. Faye Wong's rival in love, Dou Wei's current wife, is called Plateau. Now a newly popular movie star is called Gao Yuanyuan, and the most outrageous is Gao Yuan, a famous host of CCTV. His name is exactly the same as mine.

From this point of view, my parents really lack imagination.

The origin of my name has allusions. I was born in Taiyuan for special reasons. In order to commemorate this historical event, grandpa decided to name me "Plateau". Back in Beijing, grandpa's family had several rounds of discussion on this name and came to a conclusion: this name is terrible! At this time, my brother-in-law had a sudden inspiration and suggested adding three points of water next to the word "original" so that everything can live when it sees water. This suggestion was immediately adopted. Therefore, my name is Gao Yuan.

During primary school, every time I had geography class, ignorant pupils joked about my name. Every time the teacher said "Loess Plateau", the students grinned at me collectively. What's more, later they called me "Loess" instead of "Gao Yuan".

When I arrived in Germany, foreigners called me Gao Yuan, homophonic "plaintiff".

This reminds me of a very vulgar joke:

"Second son, what are you doing?"

"A lawsuit requires a lawsuit."

"The plaintiff or the defendant?"

"Plaintiff, awesome!"

"Awesome, I was * *."

In order to stop being bothered by names, I decided to give my son a particularly nice name.

After thinking hard with my friends for a long time, I looked up and announced that my future son would be named "Pride".

My friend insulted my vulgarity.

My brain cell died again, and finally I had a brainwave and said "Happy".

My friend laughed and said that you were late, so Na Ying and Gao Feng's son were called "Happy".

I couldn't bear it, and finally decided to call my son's name "Happy".