London Olympic joke

1, the most difficult delegation for the opening ceremony of this Olympic Games is Japan. They just walked half a circle on the stage when they were taken away from the scene by the staff in the wrong way. After going out, they can't get in any more ... So, when delegations from all over the world are watching chrysanthemum lanterns, the whole Japanese delegation is thinking about life outside the venue ... It turns out that the child leading the way is Wang, the second child;

2. I believe that few people dare to break into the Olympic finals three times and stand on the podium of the runner-up three times-Liu commented on Wang Hao's three consecutive times;

3. I don't even know where the bullet went when I pulled the trigger-emmons, USA;

4. Bai commented at the closing ceremony:

Judging from the interruption just now, China only won 8 gold medals, while Britain won 88;

Perhaps it was because the Japanese team was led out at the opening ceremony and there were more shots at the closing ceremony;

The mayor of London was hanged, reflecting a higher;

By faster, I mean that the referee changed the sentence faster. However, changing the sentence is faster than putting out the fire;

Stronger London venues are full of soldiers, and this audience is stronger;

It's easy to find an advantage in this Olympic Games. Although it is easier to find shortcomings than advantages, let's forget it.

In this chaotic security situation in London, there is no problem;

If Adili in Xinjiang is allowed to walk this tightrope, it will be smoother;

Comments on Spice Girl: When I was a child, I moved myself, and now the car under my feet is moving;

Cleaner, he is really a cleaner ... is this the urban management in Brazil? Really! Urban management is learning to dance samba;

This is a famous Brazilian singer ... the equivalent of Song Zu Ying in China.