Collect a few jokes about the sun ~ no points for those that are not funny ~

A little sun went to a cold drink shop to buy durian.

Sun: Boss, do you sell durian?

Boss: Where is the sun? It's too hot. There is no durian. Go away!

The next day, Little Sun came to the shop again.

Sun: Boss, do you sell durian?

Boss: Xiao Sun, why are you so angry? Go away! No durian! I'll cut your hair with scissors again! !

On the third day, the sun went to the shop again.

Sun: Boss, do you sell scissors?

The boss wants to know why he bought scissors today.

Boss: No! ! !

Sun: Do you sell durian?

Teacher: Xiao Lin, which do you think is more important, the sun or the moon? Kobayashi: The moon is more important. Teacher: Why? Xiao Lin: The moon can bring light at night, but the sun seems useless and always comes out in broad daylight.

The sun is calling me.

Sun: Hey, have you been stung? Holy shit.

Cao: Shit, who are you?

Sun: Oh, my God.

Cao: Shit, who the hell are you?

Sun: God, you stung me.

Cao: Shit, who the hell are you? Shit!

Sun: Holy shit, holy shit.

Grass: I am rotten.

Sun's mother grabbed the phone: Shit, shit, how about fucking your mother?