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How does the rosewood bracelet shine?

Question 1: How can the lobular rosewood bracelet be best inlaid to play a shiny bracelet? 1) Don't get started, don't get started, don't get started (important things are said three times), cotton cloth 1~2 hours a day, set for 2 weeks.

2) Stop 1 week, and then set 2 weeks; (There should be a bright patina at this time. )

3) start to get started, and your hands should be clean; (Stop for a few more days if you feel that your hand is blocked)

4) Beads will become more and more moist.

Question 2: How to play this string of lobular rosewood? In order to give the bottom of the glass luster! My personal play: most novice strings are made by water mill, because most merchants wax most new beads for beauty, and first use brocade bath towels to remove wax for a day or two (about half an hour a day); Then leave it naturally for a week and let the hand beads dry in the shade. Wear white cotton gloves to play for about half an hour every day. To avoid excessive oxidation, put them in a sealed bag and seal them until the next day. Repeat for one to two weeks; Put it on the plate for another three days and leave it naturally for three days or three months; In another seven days, you can see the glass bottom in about half a year (see the density of bracelets); Sweat-proof, salt oil sauce vinegar, water, hot (warm) water, laundry detergent (powder), soap, hand sanitizer, shower gel and shampoo; Alcohol (containing alcohol) and alkaline substances shall be avoided from long-term direct blowing by air conditioner (fan), long-term sun exposure, naked flame and naked flame baking. . .

Question 3: How to make the wooden bracelet glow? First, it's best to make it thicker and wear gloves, which means polishing the surface of the beads to make it smoother and produce a dense oxide film.

Second, the formation of oxide film can start, but remember not to touch water, especially sweat, and pay attention to the temperature difference.

Question 4: Why is the surface of rosewood hand string plate dull after playing? It must be your hand oil. It's not clean. I suggest you put on a cotton glove tray to play. You can go to official website, the source of fate. Explain. I hope it can be adopted!

Question 5: Lin: Why is my lobular rosewood bracelet getting more and more dull? Experience of lobular rosewood.

Sandalwood rosewood has been sought after by literati since ancient times. Today, with people's increasingly rich material life, people pay more and more attention to spiritual pleasure, and many friends begin to buy and collect red sandalwood: some for collecting investment, some for praying for Buddha, some for showing their identity, and some for running their lives. In short, although the original intention was different, we finally achieved the same goal through different routes, and we began to contact rosewood. From then on, it was often heard in ancient times, not as good as today's one thousand years.

At first, someone told us: "Rosewood is black and bright", so we spent hundreds of dollars to buy a bunch of ebony worth dozens of dollars ―― we took medicine.

Then, someone told us: "Rosewood is purplish red", so we spent hundreds of dollars to buy a bunch of red rosewood ―― we took medicine again.

Later, an expert finally stood up and told us: "The characteristics of rosewood are very simple, with cow hair patterns and Venus!" I bought real lobules this time, but the cow hair pattern turned into big brown eyes.

Venus has also become wood powder and gold powder ―― we continue to take medicine.

Later, when we were about to collapse, we finally met the only thrill of life. He said, "Let's go back to the basics. Rosewood is not playing tricks, it is playing density and oiliness! " As a result, we started looking for materials over 70 grams, and we came across this: we found something oily again, and we came across this-a material with high gloss and wax.

Later, someone told us: "Density depends not only on the weight, but also on the pattern. Shadow materials are generally dense and oily. " So, we began to pursue water ripples and scars. As a result, the "water wave" we bought is actually beads that are not tied into a smooth pattern; And leaving a scar is also a big eye and cracking-you are already resistant at this point!

Finally, you are really desperate: is it so difficult to play with a rosewood? Forget it, or go to the big shopping mall to buy it, at least to ensure the quality! So you ran to the counter of the mall and spent more than 10 thousand to buy a full Venus, and it was a real Venus. You're finally free. But after nearly a year, you find that your beads have become like this-it's really chicken ribs.

At this moment, you remembered the song that Chyi Chin's little brother sang in your ear: "Ruthless night, heartless rain, sad lobules, sad you …" Suddenly, your eyes were moist … Turn off the TV and Taobao computer. ..............

So you should study hard and see clearly your own shortcomings! Therefore, you have to understand these jargon to play lobular rosewood.

1. Open the door, make a hole and take medicine.

Say the word "open the door" first. This word is mainly used in Wan Wen industry to describe whether something is true or not. Literally speaking, it is very simple to understand, that is, open the door, open the door, do not hide or hide. Used to describe this thing without doubt, without ambiguity, very clear. Besides, "drilling" means that experts with certain experience read things wrong, which is a shameful thing. Because of a certain experience, I still read something wrong, which means that I didn't look carefully or didn't have enough knowledge, and my eyesight was not good. If I am cheated again, it will be a very disgusting thing and a joke. Beijingers pay the most attention to "playing" things and have the best mentality. They are reasonable, have a lot of face and are not in a hurry. Buying fakes is called taking medicine, which comes from this Beijing city and is called "taking medicine" in Beijing's friendly voice. Now it can also be understood as being cheated. The price is too high.

2. The "perfect circle", "parallel lines" and "small holes" of the rosewood bracelet

Let's talk about this "perfect circle" first. CNC machine tools or precision bead machines should be used to master the roundness of beads, so that there will be no error in measuring with vernier calipers. Besides, this "parallel pattern" means that the direction of bead pattern should be parallel to the direction of punching, which means we can't round a bead and punch holes at will. This means that the beads should be punched manually, not by machine in batches. To drill holes along the grain direction, find the upper and lower points of the bead pattern and make a symmetrical hole. In addition, this "small hole" refers to the gap between the beads. In fact, there is no standard for how big the hole is. Everyone can understand that the smaller the better, that is to say, try to drill with a thinner bit, provided that it can cross the line. The smaller the eyes, the better the appearance of the beads, and the better the whole bracelet ... >>

Question 6: Why is my lobular rosewood bracelet getting dimmer and dimmer? Maybe there are too many dirty things on your hands. ..

Occasionally, use a cloth plate, especially when your hands are sweating ... otherwise it will get dirty easily.

Question 7: The rosewood bracelet had a sense of glass at first, so why did it suddenly lose its luster?

Sweating on your hands will weaken the luster after you get started.

One is to pay attention to the cleanliness of hands, and the other is to put a piece of cloth on the plate later.

Question 8: Can the hand beads made of ordinary wood be as shiny as rosewood? To make matters worse, because the hardness and oil tightness of ordinary wood can't reach the height of rosewood …

Question 9: Friends, help me see if this bracelet is lobular rosewood. How about the quality? It's been a month, and the color is getting darker and darker, a little shiny. Although there is a big error in judging wood types only by photos (generally referring to density and smell), some obvious problems can still be communicated.

For example, this string, the background color and texture are closer to blood sandalwood, but the probability of lobular rosewood is low.

The smell of lobular rosewood is unique, with a sweet milky taste and no sour or astringent taste. Please recall the smell of this bracelet at the beginning of the game, which is more accurate than the photo in judging whether it is lobular rosewood.

Question 10: How to wrap the rosewood bracelet quickly? I am happy to answer you:

Red sandalwood patina is not urgent, and it will take a month at the earliest. If it is fast, it will have no effect at all, because the patina of rosewood is formed by the oil secreted by the wooden surface of rosewood, so it needs to secrete oil for rosewood for a period of time. In fact, cooking is very simple, that is, sewing a pocket with a towel and connecting the handle in series. Play for an hour or two after meals every day, and it will take two months to form. In the process of playing, be sure to keep the handbag clean and dry. Wash and replace it in time after sweat or water stains. Don't let sweat or water wet the bracelet, otherwise it will turn black and dark in the future. Also, when you don't play, you should pay attention to keeping it relatively sealed, and don't put it around hot objects, otherwise it will crack easily.

I hope my answer can help you.