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What nonsense lines are there like "My grandfather was killed by the devil when he was three years old"?

Lines are the soul of film and television creation and an important way for us to connect plots. However, in recent years, some works have made jokes. For example, in an anti-Japanese drama, the head of the army cheered on the soldiers and said in his speech that "the anti-Japanese war has been in its seventh year, and there is still one year for comrades to persist", which makes people smile bitterly. Is it the person who crossed? I can't imagine how so many writers and directors created such a big loophole.

In the famous anti-Japanese drama "Anti-Japanese Wonder", a group of people are discussing how to turn a bullet. The play says, "If you shake your wrist quickly and give the bullet a horizontal speed at the moment it leaves the barrel, you can turn the bullet." After reading this passage, I, a science student, like being struck by lightning, began to doubt the physical knowledge in my mind. This screenwriter and director may be a wonderful work in the physical world that I didn't expect.

The last one is an anti-Japanese drama. In this play, there is a blasting king. He can emit all kinds of thunder. When he reported to the head, he introduced the famous "steamed stuffed bun thunder" and other dishes. Moreover, he also said that they are all edible and their appearance has not changed. It's like Harry Potter possessed. I really can't think of any explanation except magic. I was embarrassed when I watched it, and the whole conversation was hard to accept.

This is the divine line of some TV dramas. Did you find them? They are all anti-Japanese dramas. We should respect and cherish history, not make it up. We should shoot more works like Bright Sword.