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What kind of body shape do you find most attractive in men?

1. Athlete-like figure

What is most attractive to women is a man with an athletic appearance and an inverted triangle figure. An athletic figure is a sign of good health, showing the man's ability to capture food and drive away enemies. Even in this day and age of gender equality, bulging biceps and broad chests, while of little practical use, can still stimulate a woman's brain as she evaluates a suitable mate. The inverted triangle body shape is still attractive to women because the female body shape is an equilateral triangle. The curved and boneless parts of a woman's body are often the angular and strong parts of a man. It is this difference and complementarity that attracts women.

2. Broad shoulders and chest, muscular arms

Men who go out hunting have a wide upper body that gradually tapers downward to form narrow hips. The female body is just the opposite. Men evolved this way so they could pull heavy weapons over long distances and bring home prey.

Broad shoulders are a characteristic of manhood. Women who want to assert their rights often imitate this trait. They put their hands on their hips to make their shoulders appear wider to take up more space. Professional women look more confident wearing shoulder-padded tops. Shoulder pads function like epaulettes worn by men. Male chests have evolved to accommodate larger lungs, take in oxygen more efficiently, and breathe more powerfully while running and chasing. The broader the chest, the more powerful and respected a man is. When modern men make achievements, they still hold their heads high and boys in their teens still equate a well-developed upper body with masculinity.

Men’s arms are longer than women’s. Their long arms make them better at aiming and throwing, making them better predators. Hairy armpits have always been a symbol of male masculinity. The sweat glands in the armpits secrete musky pheromones that can sexually stimulate the female brain. Men's chest and pubic hair also serve the same function.

Women are often attracted to men with a well-proportioned upper body, but most women are not attracted to "muscle men," men with bodybuilder shapes. They believe that this kind of man appreciates his own beauty far more than he pays attention to the opposite sex. Women appreciate healthy and energetic men, but are intimidated by Arnold Schwarzenegger type men.

Men's chest also has female lactation structures - nipples and mammary glands. This is because the basic structure of human embryos is female. Even if a boy is born, he still retains nipples and mammary glands. Although men's nipples are not very attractive to women, they can also play a role during sex. There are thousands of documented examples of men nursing babies in situations of extreme food scarcity, such as the starving World War II concentration camps. Because the male body retains these female organs, one in 50 breast cancer patients is a male, and male patients die much faster than females. People rarely hear about breast cancer in men because patients are too embarrassed to have this traditionally female disease and don't want to tell the public.

3. Small but strong buttocks

Male apes do not have the protruding hemispherical buttocks that only humans have. After humans learned to walk on two legs, the size of the gluteal muscles attached to the thighs rapidly increased, allowing us to stand upright. Buttocks have been the subject of many jokes. For example, 23% of the copier failures that occur in the world are caused by people sitting on the copier to copy their buttocks. Why are so many women obsessed with men’s buttocks and can’t help but want to pat the butts of men walking by? Why do women like to see photos of men’s naked buttocks? Small, firm buttocks are a favorite of women around the world, but few know why.