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Positive stories in the Three Kingdoms

Zhang Fei's handwriting: Zhang Fei's handwriting is good, but not good.

Taoyuan Jieyi: Although Liu and Liu are not sworn, they are like brothers. Guan Yu is even older than Liu Bei.

Famous vessels: double-edged sword, dragon crescent moon blade, Zhang Ba snake spear, Tian Fang painted halberd, Lu Qingjian and other famous vessels are all fictitious.

Zhang Fei whipped Du You: It was Liu Beigan. Because Du You refused to see Liu Bei, Liu Bei was furious and beat Du You with a stick.

Cao Cao offered the Seven Stars Knife: Fiction. In Romance, Cao Cao tried to assassinate Dong Zhuo with a knife. In fact, Cao Cao thought that Dong Zhuo would eventually be defeated and fled to his hometown overnight.

Lyu3 bu4' s bravery: Historically, Lyu3 bu4' s martial arts are not as high as those in the romance, but he is good at fighting and commanding cavalry, and he is not a foolhardy man. In martial arts, it can't compare with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

Sun Jian's death: When he was chasing the enemy, he only took a few followers, but he was ambushed by Huang Zu and died in Xianshan.

Tao Qian: Tao Qian's personality is inconsistent with historical facts.

Liu Huangshu Liu Bei: Although Liu Bei is an uncle, he is somewhat different from romance. In order to show Liu Bei's status, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms portrayed him as a monarch who inherited the orthodoxy of the Han Dynasty, and compiled a complete genealogy of 18 generations for Liu Bei. Liu Bei became an uncle when he stood in a row, and this title was a magic weapon that Liu Bei used to fight against Emperor Cao Cao and become a vassal. In fact, Liu Sheng's son, Liu Zhen, lost his qualification as a Marquis because he didn't pay gold according to the regulations of the imperial court. Later, after war and political disputes, the family background has declined and the genealogy is unknown. According to the ranking in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei's name is Xian Di: Grandfather Gaozu.

It was also Liu Beigan who executed Che Zhou by Guan Yu and Xuzhou.

There are three things about Tu Shan: Although "Tu Shan talked about three things", Guan Yu surrendered because of Liu Bei's family background.

Imperial edict with blood in clothes: Yes, but Marten is a bandit warlord, and attacking LiGuo is only a personal vendetta.

Red hare: Red hare disappeared after Lu Bu's defeat. Did not become Guan Yu's mount.

Guan Yu killed Wen Chou: Wen Chou died in Cao Jun's rebellion, probably by soldiers of Guan Yu, Zhang Liao or Huang Xu.

Sun Ce's death: He was assassinated by an assassin, who was a domestic slave and guest of Xu Gong, the former prefect of Wu County, and was not scared to death by Yu Ji.

Go through five hurdles and kill six generals: a fictional story. After Guan Yu left Cao Cao, he didn't go through five customs, and Kong Xiu, Meng Tan, Han Fu, Bian Xi, Wang Zhi and Chyi Chin were not recorded in the history books. However, it cannot be denied that there is no obstacle in the middle.

Guo Jia left a plan for Liaodong: a fictional plot. Guo Jia died suddenly at the age of 38, leaving no plans. This plan is Cao Cao's own plan.

Guan Yu beheaded Cai Yang in the ancient city: Liu Beigan did it, not in the ancient city.

Xu Shu's wisdom: Xu Shu is not recorded much in the official history.

Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp: Cao Cao marched south, Xu Shu fled with Liu Beinan, Xu Mu was captured in the mutiny, Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered Cao Cao's camp, and later became an important minister of Wei State.

Zhuge Liang set fire to Bowangpo: It was Liu Beigan again, before Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain.

Zhuge Liang set fire to a new field: it is not recorded in history and was invented for Luo Guanzhong.

Zhao Yun went in and out of Changbanpo seven times: it should be Changban. Zhaoyun only escorted Liu Bei's family to retreat, and there was no such thing as seven in and seven out. Zhaoyun was not famous at that time.

Mrs. Mi jumped into the well: It is not recorded in the official history.

Liu Cong was killed: after being given to Jingzhou, he was appointed as the secretariat of Qingzhou by Cao Cao, and was made a marquis, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao suggested becoming a doctor.

Debate among Confucians: It is only recorded that Zhuge Liang and Sun Quan met, and the warring factions and pacifists in Soochow are increasingly contending. Zhuge Liang is just a thrifty messenger.

After Zhou recounted Jiang Gan, Jiang Gan and Battle of Red Cliffs, lobbying Zhou Yu failed.

Taishi Ci died in 2007 and did not attend Battle of Red Cliffs.

Zhuge Liang inspired Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu had long wanted to fight, and Cao Zhi had not written "Ode to Tongquetai" at that time. The so-called claim that Cao Cao wants to occupy the Second Bridge in Wu Dong is a folk rumor. The full text of "The History of the Three Kingdoms" records "The Ode to the Bronze Quetai", and there is no sentence "Take Er Qiao to the southeast, with * * *", which is a forgery of later generations. Tongque Chunshensuo Bridge No.2 (Joe) is talking about two bridges in Tongque Terrace. In ancient times, there was no word "Joe", but "bridge".

Grass boat borrows arrow: there is no such thing. A similar incident happened in Sun Quan's Battle of ruxu Dock.

Bitter plan: Huang Gai did have a fake surrender, but there should be no bitter plan.

Kan Ze: Kan Ze is an important minister of Wu Dong and deeply respected by Sun Quan. He has never taken part in military action.

Pang Tong offered a series of tricks: It was Cao Cao's decision to go to the forest, and Pang Tong had never been to Battle of Red Cliffs.

Kong Ming asked Dongfeng: It's pure fiction. There is a southeast wind in Jiangdong from winter to Sunday.

Huarong said, Liu Bei led the troops to chase Cao Cao, but he was defeated, but he was late and Cao Ran took him away.

South county dispute: it didn't happen. After Zhou Yu's death, Sun Quan lent Jiangling to Liu Bei. Borrowing Jiangling (Jingzhou was divided by Cao, Sun and Liu at that time, and Sun Quan had no right to "borrow Jingzhou") was just Lu Su's idea, in order to give Cao Cao a powerful enemy.

Guan Yu fought against Huang Zhong: Liu Bei was in the south of Jingnan, and the governors of the four counties suffered from the wind, so Huang Zhong surrendered with Han Xuan, the prefect of Changsha.

Sun Liu's marriage: the marriage between Mrs. Sun and Liu Bei is only a political marriage, and there is no color of love between men and women, and there is no subsequent incident in which Mrs. Sun threw herself into the river. Mrs. Sun should have died shortly after leaving Liu Bei and before remarriage. Moreover, it was not Zhou Yu's idea, but Sun Quan volunteered.

Losing his wife and losing his soldiers: Sun Quan did not adopt Zhou Yu's honey trap.

Zhou Yu is narrow-minded: History records Zhou Yu's broad-minded, generous and friendly style. And I haven't even met Zhuge. How can I be jealous? Zhou Yu's generosity was famous during the Three Kingdoms period.

Sanyu: Zhou Yu died before going to Xishu. Zhou Yu died of illness in Baqiu on the way to cutting Shu. Not by Zhuge Liang's intelligence.

Wolong funeral in Sanjiangkou: Zhou Yu was hanged by Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang.

Zhou Yu and Kong Ming: During the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang was in Lingling area.

Ma Chao transferred troops: Contrary to historical facts, Ma Chao transferred troops first, which led to Ma Teng's death.

Cut the beard and abandon the robe: the battle was really fierce, but it was Ma Chao's defeat, and the official history did not include cutting the robe.

Chu Xu naked war horse Chao: There is no record. Ma Chao was even too scared to move by Chu Xu.

Zhang Song presented a map: you should ask Liu Bei about the salary of the soldiers and horses in Shu, Zhang Song, so Zhang Song drew a map for Liu Bei.

Luo Fengpo: Pang Tong was killed by an arrow when he attacked Luocheng.

Ma Chao hit Zhang Fei: Ma Chao wrote to Liu Bei privately, demanding surrender. There is no plot in the novel in which Zhang Fei and Ma Chao fought for more than 200 rounds and were later surrendered by Zhuge Liang.

Hanzhong: Liu Bei is the commander-in-chief of Hanzhong, and Fa Zheng is the staff officer.

Planning to seize the sky and swing the mountains: pure fiction.

Dingjun Mountain: Xia was attacked by Liu Beijun at night and died. Although Huang Zhong didn't kill him, Huang Zhong made great contributions in this battle.

Five Tigers General Army: Liu Bei did not have the title of "Five Tigers General Army", but only four generals, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Ma Chao and Huang Zhong, who can be called the Four Tigers without Zhao Yun. The five tigers put the biographies of Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and Huang Zhong in the same chapter. Later people called it Shu Five Tigers.

Zhou Cang and Hu Ban: Fictional characters, not going down in history. Hu Ban may refer to Wu Ban, commander-in-chief of Shu.

Guan Yu's Single Knife Meeting: In fact, Lu Su invited Guan Yu to discuss Jingzhou before the war, but the two sides failed to reach an agreement.

Curettage: At this time, Hua Tuo was killed in Battle of Red Cliffs, and was operated by a general doctor.

The seventh army was flooded: it was autumn, with heavy rain and the Hanshui River soaring. Guan Yu took advantage of the right time and place, led the water army to defeat the famous army, captured Pound alive, and led the army to attack urgently.

Guan Yu Maicheng refused to surrender: there is no record, but he refused to surrender after being captured.

Yuquan Sage and Monroe: Yuquan Sage was adapted from the story of building a temple in yuquan temple in Tang Dynasty, and Monroe died.

Seventy-two suspected graves: Cao Cao was buried in Gaoling (now Xigaoxue Village, Anfeng Township, Anyang County, Henan Province).

Guan Ping: Guan Yu's eldest son, not his adopted son, joined the army, and his name only appeared twice in the History of the Three Kingdoms.

Guan Xing: The weak crown (nearly 20 years old) is highly valued by Zhuge Liang because of his ability to do things and supervise the army. The battle of Yiling died a few years later.

Zhang Bao: Although he died young, he left a son, Zhang Zun.

Mi Fang: There was no case of being executed by Ling Chi when he fled to Shuying. After the battle of Yiling, he did go to Qichun area of Wei with He Qi.

Kan Ze recommended Lu Xun: Lu Xun was Monroe's deputy in Jingzhou. After Monroe's death, it was naturally Lu Xun who took over the defense of Wudong West Line.

The Battle of Yiling: The total number of Wu Jun is more than 100,000, and the number of Shu troops is 80,000, which is by no means more than a few. Moreover, Wu Jun's merit is unreasonable, and the Shu army has won several battles in succession before.

Pan Zhang's Death: Pan Zhang made a meritorious military service for Sun Quan in the battle of Yiling, hacked Feng and others, and died in 234.

Bai Di entrusted orphans: Liu Bei entrusted orphans to Zhuge Liang and Li Yan when he died, but he still said to Zhuge Liang, "You are only ten times better than Cao Pi, and you will be able to settle down in the world and eventually achieve great things. If the heir can supplement it, supplement it; If you are incompetent, you can take it yourself. "

Eight-array diagram: Eight-array diagram is an array diagram of art of war made by Zhuge Liang. The so-called eight arrays are the sky-covering array, the ground-carrying array, the wind-rising array, the hanging cloud array, the dragonfly array, the tiger wing array, the flying bird array and the snake flat array. Each array consists of 32 soldiers. Jin Ji written by Gan Bao in the Jin Dynasty and Water Mirror Notes written by Li Daoyuan in the Northern Wei Dynasty are also recorded. It's not a strange stone array, nor a maze.

Seven captures of Meng Huo: There is no record of seven captures of Meng Huo in The History of the Three Kingdoms. However, there is a saying of "seven captures and seven verticals" in Han Shu Jin Shu Hua Yang Guo Zhi Chun Qiu, but the specific process is not recorded. E Huan, Zhu Rong, Meng You and Muluwang were all created by novels.

Six visits to Qishan: Zhuge Liang attacked Wei five times, and only the first and fourth visits to Qishan were blocked by Cao Zhen.

Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang: During Zhuge Liang's first three northern expeditions, Wei Jun was not commanded by Sima Yi, but by Cao Zhen.

Lost Street Pavilion: The commander in chief of Wei Jun is Zhang Jaw, not Sima Yi.

Empty plan: After the defeat of Jieting, Wei Jun did not pursue the Shu army. Zhuge Liang just moved the people and food in the west county. At that time, Wei Jun was not Sima Yi. The real empty plan was hired by Wei and used by Zhao Yun, a general of Shu.

Angry Cao Zhen: Cao Zhen died of illness in Luoyang.

Zhuge Liang cursed Wang Lang's death: Wang Lang died in 228 and did not go out with the army.

Zhuge Liang used troops: Zhuge Liang was good at running the army, but not good at strategy. His achievements are the most dazzling.

Above: Zhuge Liang defeated Wei Jun in Lucheng, and Sima Yi only saved the camp with his body. The Three Kingdoms did not mention what tactics were used to break Wei Jun, and there was no big difference between Shaanxi rural legends and romance; Above the valley, when it comes to Hulu Valley, it is suspected to be the nickname of Lucheng.

Zhuge Liang's death scared away the living Zhong Da: it did happen, and it was not Zhuge Liang's legacy. It is recorded in Hanshu, Jin Shu, Chunqiu that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army retreated quietly, and Sima Yi noticed it and led the army to catch up. When the two armies approached, the Shu generals Jiang Wei and Yang Yi ordered the Shu army to feint at the flag, but Sima Yi dared not approach and had to retreat, and the Shu army went into the valley to send out obituaries. At that time, there was a joke in Shu that Zhuge died and Zhong Dasheng was born.

Wei Yan rebelled and was killed by Ma Dai: Wei Yan was at odds with Yang Yi, and the struggle failed and he was defeated and killed.

Geographical relocation: move Taibai Mountain to the side of Qishan, move Chencang to the south of Jieting, even move Qishan to the diagonal valley north of Baoxie Road, or move it to the vicinity of Wuzhangyuan.