Humorous sentences suitable for writing essays

1. Are there any funny sentences that can be used in writing, and they should be funny

1. As the saying goes: A good horse never turns back; but as the saying goes: The prodigal son can never change his fortune! ? 2. As the saying goes: Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests; but as the saying goes: The first to get the moon is the one closest to the water! ? 3. As the saying goes: The prime minister's belly can hold a boat; but as the saying goes: It is not a gentleman not to avenge one's enemies! ? 4. As the saying goes: A true man would rather die than surrender; but as the saying goes: A true man can bend and stretch! ? 5. As the saying goes: To beat a dog, it depends on the owner; but as the saying goes: kill the chicken and show it to the monkey! ? 6. As the saying goes: Tell everything you know, and you can tell everything you want to know; but as the saying goes: Don't talk deeply when you have a simple relationship, silence is golden! ? 7. As the saying goes: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain; but as the saying goes: Don't look back until you hit the south wall! ? 8. As the saying goes: I will not offend others unless they offend me; but as the saying goes: strike first to gain strength, strike later to suffer disaster! ? 9. As the saying goes: etiquette is light but friendship is important; but as the saying goes: it’s not strange if etiquette is used by many people! ? 10. As the saying goes: There is strength when there are many people; but as the saying goes: People talk too much! ? 11. As the saying goes: Business cannot be done without benevolence and righteousness; but as the saying goes: Brothers, settle accounts clearly! ? 12. As the saying goes: A hero has three gangs; but as the saying goes: It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others! ? 13. As the saying goes: People go to higher places; but as the saying goes: when you climb high, you fall hard! ? 14. As the saying goes: a mouthful of spit makes a nail; but as the saying goes: a person's mouth has two skins, it makes sense! ? 15. As the saying goes: Knowledge must have property rights; as the saying goes: If you don’t share it, you will feel uneasy! ? 16. As the saying goes: It’s not too late to mend the situation after the sheep has gone out; but as the saying goes: It’s too late to make up for the situation after the situation has been lost! ? 17. As the saying goes: a skinny camel is bigger than a horse; but as the saying goes: a plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken! ? 18. As the saying goes: It is better to have broken jade than to make it whole; but as the saying goes: if you keep the green hills, you will not be afraid of running out of firewood! ? 19. As the saying goes: A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured by a bucket; but as the saying goes: A man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle! 20. As the saying goes: A prodigal son can never change his fortune for money; but as the saying goes: A dog cannot change his attitude towards eating shit! ? 21. As the saying goes: There is no limit to the sea of ??suffering, but turning back will lead to the shore; but as the saying goes: there is no turning back when you shoot the bow! ? 22. As the saying goes: If you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; but as the saying goes: When you meet on a narrow road, the brave will win! ? 23. As the saying goes: With three hundred and sixty skills, you will be the number one scholar; but as the saying goes: everything is inferior, only reading is good! ? 24. As the saying goes: When a book is used, it will be regretted; but as the saying goes: It is a scholar who is useless! ? 25. As the saying goes: Money is not everything; but as the saying goes: Money can make everything go round! ? 26. As the saying goes: There is no perfect way for mankind; but as the saying goes: the sky is vast, and there are no omissions! ? 27. As the saying goes: When you come out of the mud, you will not be stained; but as the saying goes: when you are close to vermillion, you are red, and when you are close to ink, you are black! ? 28. As the saying goes: To catch a thief, catch the stolen goods; to catch an adulterer, catch a couple; but as the saying goes: If you want to inflict a crime, why bother? ? 29. As the saying goes: Poverty cannot change! But as the saying goes: A poor man has short ambitions, a horse is thin and has long hair! 30. As the saying goes: green comes from blue and is better than blue; but as the saying goes: ginger is still spicy when old! ? 31. As the saying goes: Young people are to be feared; but as the saying goes: a hairless mouth means a weak workmanship! ? 32. As the saying goes: We are destined to travel thousands of miles to meet each other; but as the saying goes: enemies will never get together! ? 33. As the saying goes: In the sky, I wish to be a winged bird, and on the ground, I wish to be a twig; but as the saying goes: Husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes! ? 34. As the saying goes: If you are given a place to be spared, forgive others; but as the saying goes: Let the tiger return to the mountain, there will be endless troubles! ? 35. As the saying goes: Good deeds will be rewarded with good deeds, and evil deeds will be rewarded with evil deeds. It is also said: Good people will be deceived by others, and good horses will be ridden by others! ? 36. As the saying goes: No pain, no gain; but as the saying goes: A man is not rich without windfall, and a horse is not fat without night grass! ? 37. As the saying goes: Be careful and sail the ship for ten thousand years; but as the saying goes: The bold will be starved to death, and the timid will starve to death! ? 38. As the saying goes: He who is petty is not a gentleman; but as the saying goes: He who is not poisonous is not a husband! ? 39. As the saying goes: An inch of time is worth an inch of gold; but as the saying goes: An inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time! ? 40. As the saying goes: time passes and people's hearts are revealed; but as the saying goes: people's hearts are separated from the belly! ? 41. As the saying goes: Time flies like an arrow; but as the saying goes: Days fly like years! ? 42. As the saying goes: Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you; but as the saying goes,

Say: Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish! ? 43. As the saying goes: Evil cannot suppress good; but as the saying goes: If the Tao is one foot high, the devil is one foot high! ? 44. As the saying goes: A little impatience will ruin a big plan; but as the saying goes: If you don't steam the steamed buns, you will steam (fight) your tone! ? 45. As the saying goes: Everyone is for me, and I am for everyone; but as the saying goes: If anyone does not serve himself, he will be destroyed by heaven and earth! ? 46. As the saying goes: If you are not afraid of others being disrespectful, you are afraid of being unfair to yourself; but as the saying goes: Many words make gold shine, but accumulation destroys bones! ? 47. As the saying goes: Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang; but as the saying goes: One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, and three monks have no water to drink! ? 48. As the saying goes: If you don’t enter the tiger’s den, you won’t catch the tiger’s cubs; but as the saying goes, you can’t touch the tiger! ? 49. As the saying goes: filial piety comes first in everything; but as the saying goes: loyalty and filial piety cannot have both! ? 50. As the saying goes: If a person has no long-term worries, he must have immediate worries; but as the saying goes: If you have wine today, you will get drunk today! ? 51. As the saying goes: Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs are all matters of the world, and you should care about everything; but as the saying goes: Wife and children are hot on the bed! ? 52. As the saying goes: Man can conquer God; but as the saying goes: It is hard to disobey God’s will! ? 53. As the saying goes: A Foolish Old Man can move mountains; but as the saying goes: an arm cannot twist a thigh! ? 54. As the saying goes: Where you fall, you get up; but as the saying goes: one misstep leads to eternal regret! ? 55. As the saying goes: If the road is uneven, someone will shovel it; if things are uneven, someone will take care of it; but as the saying goes: Sweep the snow in front of your door, don't worry about the frost on other people's houses! ? 56. As the saying goes: A drop of water should be repaid by a spring! But as the saying goes: Cross the river and demolish the bridge, unload the mill and kill the donkey, kill the rabbit and cook the dog, and hide the bird after all! ? 57. As the saying goes: Double happiness comes to your door; but as the saying goes: Blessings never come in pairs, misfortunes never come alone! ? 58. As the saying goes: When people move, they live, but when they move, trees die; but as the saying goes: Rolling stones gather no moss, and changing careers does not make money! ? 59. As the saying goes: When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; when you marry a dog, follow the dog; but as the saying goes: Men are afraid of choosing the wrong career, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man! ? 60. As the saying goes: A wise man does not do secret things; but as the saying goes: a soldier never tires of deceit. 2. Several essays with humorous language

Title: "In the drizzle, wet clothes cannot be seen, and idle flowers fall to the ground to hear the silence." This is a poem written by Liu Changqing, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, in "Farewell to Yan Shiyuan".

Someone once understood this poem this way: 1. This is a beautiful artistic conception that praises spring. 2. The idle flowers and drizzle express the unknown loneliness.

3. Being unable to see or hear does not mean doing nothing. It is a calm way to live in the world. 4. This kind of artistic conception is no longer suitable for today's world...Write an essay based on your opinion.

You can draft your own topic, regardless of genre. The word count is over 800.

Midsummer, night, late at night. Jingshan Mountain Peak.

There are people on the mountain, two people, a man and a woman. These two are the two most famous killers in the martial arts world today. The male is named Qiu Xiaoyu, and the female is named Ye Xianhua. They are known as "Xiaoyu Xianhua" in the world.

The poet Liu Changqing once described these two terrible killers as "Invisible in drizzle and wet clothes, and idle flowers falling to the ground in silence". The drizzle wets the clothes, and what wets the clothes is blood; when idle flowers fall to the ground, what falls to the ground is human heads.

These two murderers come and go without a trace. If they want to kill you, you will be dead before you see their figures or hear their voices. Qiu Xiaoyu received a post three days ago, naming Ye Xianhua to be killed.

After this is accomplished, not only will he have three million taels of Ming coins, but he will also be able to play the role of Cao Xueqin in the "Dream of Red Mansions" talent show! But killing Ye Xianhua is much more difficult than killing Bill. No one in the world knows Ye Xianhua's martial arts background, personality and temperament, but everyone knows Ye Xianhua's story.

Ye Xianhua has a pair of charming big eyes. It is said that she once stared at Zhao Wei and Gao Yuanyuan without moving, and she was only seventeen that year. Ye Xianhua's voice is as gentle and intoxicating as an oriole. Legend has it that Lin Chiling's body was numb for a whole year after hearing her speak. Do you think she will die? Ye Xianhua's light kung fu is unique in the martial arts world. He leaves no trace on the snow and makes no sound when he lands on the ground. He claims to be better than the Green Winged Bat King Wei Yixiao.

Someone saw her stealing Liu Xiang’s Olympic ticket on the highway last week. Liu Xiang chased her for 10,000 kilometers and was eventually exhausted.

Most people would be scared to buy diapers after hearing Ye Xianhua's story, but Qiu Xiaoyu did not buy them.

Qiu Xiaoyu is not an ordinary person. He knows that killing requires not only skills, but also character! Qiu Xiaoyu is very calm. He is trimming his fingernails with a nail clipper. His fingers are long and strong.

He has to wait, waiting for the other party to lose his composure first. When masters compete, no mistakes are allowed. The one who loses his composure first will reveal his flaws.

Fatal flaw! Therefore, Qiu Xiaoyu said nothing and just played with her nail clippers quietly. Unexpectedly, Ye Xianhua was so free that she put on lipstick and sprayed perfume leisurely.

Qiu Xiaoyu had no choice but to strike first and said: "You know why I came to find you." Ye Xianhua said gently: "Before we take action, can't we talk first?" Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I I'm here to kill, not to chat."

Ye Xianhua said: "Are you sure about killing me?" Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I never do anything I'm not sure about." "I want to remind you one thing."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "You tell me." Ye Xianhua said: "Bai Xiaosheng made a killer list, and the little girl is the number one on the killer list. Your Excellency is just a mere Second, can you really kill me?" Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I also want to remind you something."

Ye Xianhua said: "Tell me." Qiu Xiaoyu said: "On. As for the strength of the killer, I was ahead of you, but Bai Xiaosheng used the SMS voting system in that ranking, and the number of Chinese 'nymphomaniacs' was too large, so you won the first place."

Ye Xianhua's expression changed. , said: "I also want to remind you that my fan club is called 'Pollen', not 'nymphomaniacs'!" Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Finally, I want to remind you that your 'Pollen' are all nymphomaniacs. Also, we have digressed."

Ye Xianhua said: "Aren't you afraid of trouble when we fight like this?" Qiu Xiaoyu said: "You don't have to worry about trouble anymore. A kind of person is never afraid of trouble, dead man! "Ye Xianhua said: "So you have to force me to take action?" Qiu Xiaoyu didn't answer, he didn't need to answer. Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Show the weapon!" Ye Xianhua said: "I use a knife."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "You use a knife? Where is the knife?" Ye Xianhua said: "I am Knife!" Ye Xianhua smiled sweetly and suddenly took off her clothes, leaving only a lace bikini and black pants. Ye Xianhua's face was breathtakingly beautiful, and coupled with such a figure and such clothes, she was full of a primitive allure.

Her eyes can speak, her charming smile can speak, her hands, her chest, her legs... every inch of her body can speak. She knew that any man who was not blind would definitely be fascinated by her now.

Qiu Xiaoyu is a man, and a man who is not blind. But now he seemed to be blind and completely indifferent.

He knows that a beautiful woman is like a knife. When you are intoxicated, the knife will cut into your chest. Qiu Xiaoyu said thoughtfully: "I just want to ask you one thing."

Ye Xianhua smiled sweetly: "Please tell me." Qiu Xiaoyu said: "It's summer, don't you be afraid of wearing so little? Mosquito bites?" Ye Xianhua was silent for a while and said quietly: "You must have thought that I was spraying perfume just now, right? I tell you, I was spraying Liushen toilet water!" Ye Xianhua said again, "But this is not an ordinary Liushen. It is a potion that I specially refined. It is colorless, odorless and non-toxic, but it will slowly spread in the air, and those who smell it will be unable to move their limbs."

Qiu Xiaoyu was startled, and suddenly. I felt my body was numb and unable to control myself, and I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Ye Xianhua said again: "You think I'm talking nonsense to you because I'm scared, and you think I took off my clothes to fuck you, but in fact this is all to delay time for the potion to spread around you.

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Qiu Xiaoyu said calmly, "Aren't you afraid of the power of the potion? "Ye Xianhua said proudly: "The lipstick I put on at the beginning was the antidote, so I can still move freely. Ye Xianhua looked at Qiu Xiaoyu and asked, "Do you still think you can kill me now?" Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I can."

Ye Xianhua said: "You can't move but I can, but you can kill me. Isn't this funny?" Qiu Xiaoyu said: "It's funny, but you will definitely be killed by me." Ye Xianhua said: "Why was I killed by you?" Qiu Xiaoyu suddenly asked: "Can a flying knife kill someone?" . 3. Composition about humor

Inspiration from humor...

Some small inspirations about life and work were dug out from very ancient places.

First place

At the graduation ceremony, the principal announced that the first-place student in the grade would go on stage to receive the award. However, after being called several times, the student slowly walked away. Get on stage.

Later, the teacher asked the student: "What's wrong? Are you sick? Or did you not hear clearly?"

The student replied: "No, I am afraid of other students." I didn’t hear clearly. "

(How many people are bound by fame and fortune? How many people are obsessed with it? We are taught to strive for success and to stand out, but those who strive to stand out are only a few people, the silent masses. After all, there are still a lot of people. Think about it, there are so many people like you and me, isn’t it exciting? )

For good reason

A full car The passenger bus was moving quickly along the downhill road, and a person was chasing the car closely from behind. A passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said to the pursuer: "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch it!"

"I have to catch it," the man said breathlessly: "I am the driver of this car"

(Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, precisely because they must go all out, potential instincts and inaction The well-known characteristics will eventually be fully revealed)

So that’s it

A: “The new neighbor is so hateful. He came here in the middle of the night last night. Ringed my doorbell fiercely."

Person B: "It's really disgusting! Did you call the police immediately?"

Person A: "No. I thought they were crazy and continued to brag about me. Trumpet."

(Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your fault first, the answer will be different. When you face conflicts and disputes, first think about whether there is something wrong in your heart. Maybe I will be relieved soon)

Misunderstanding

One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. While he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, a truck suddenly drove towards him. , and the driver, who was full of black teeth, rolled down the window and yelled at him: "Pig"

The more Zhang San thought about it, the more puzzled and angry he became, so he also rolled down the window and turned around to curse. : "You are the pig!"

Just after he finished cursing, he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

(Don’t misinterpret other people’s good intentions, it will only make you suffer and humiliate others. Before you understand the reason, learn to suppress your emotions and observe patiently to avoid regrets afterwards.)

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Young people are terrible

The little boy asked his father: "Does a father always know more than a son?"

The father replied: "Of course!"

The little boy asked: "Who invented the electric light?"

Dad: "It's Edison."

The little boy asked again: "What about Edison's father?" Didn't you invent the electric light? "

(It's strange that people who like to rely on their old age are particularly prone to falling into trouble. Authority is often just an empty shell that cannot stand the test, especially in today's diverse and open era.

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Don’t be nervous

Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a shower. His mother panicked and called the family doctor for help. The doctor said: "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to get there."

Xiao Ming's mother said: "Before you come, what should I do?"

The doctor said: "Give Xiao Ming a glass of boiled water, and then jump hard, and you can let Xiao Ming blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

(Take it easy! Relax, Why should life be too stressful? Since things have happened, why not face it calmly and calmly? It is better to be relaxed than to be nervous.)

A solid lock. It was hung on the gate, and even after a lot of effort, an iron rod could not pry it open. When the key came, his thin body got into the keyhole, and with just a slight turn, the big lock opened with a "snap".

The iron rod asked strangely: "Why can't I open it with so much effort, but you opened it easily?"

The key said: "Because I know his heart best. "

(Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron rod is, you can't pry it open. Only caring can transform oneself into a human being. A delicate key can enter other people's hearts and understand others. 4. Humorous sentences to describe your mood

1. Why do you have more nonsense than Hunan Satellite TV's advertisements

2. .I want to be thin and light up all the obscene fat people

3. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same

4. No trace of beautiful hair and dandruff More outstanding

5. Use the landlord's toothbrush to clean the toilet when you are depressed

6. Cucumbers are about taking pictures, life is about having fun

7. The mind is a daily necessities, not Decorations

8. Whoever’s husband is a fucking temporary worker

9. Just because you show half of your vagina doesn’t mean you are sexy, it only means you have underwear. Buy too small

10. Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit in the sun

11. If two people are together for a long time, it is romantic to stare at each other

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12. My heart is not a bus. It’s not about sitting down if there is room.

13. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, just count the moon

14. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat

15. My ears are not trash cans, don’t throw anything here

16. Life is like a journey, maybe you will Where did the car overturn

17. You call me a diver for fun, but you call me a lurker for fun

18. The most useless thing in the world is your salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe* ** Too detailed

19. Medicine does not cure fake illnesses, but alcohol does not relieve real sorrow

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21. Life is like poop, we are intoxicated like dung beetles

22. Leave the last sip of water to the comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice

23 .Some people look much prettier when wearing facial masks

24. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew

25. Shameless The most common thing a thick person says is that I treat you well

26. Do you know what a big shot is? He is a little guy who keeps working hard

27. For men If you have breasts, you are a mother.

For women, a rich man is a man

28. Looking at your photo, I want to make it black and white and hang it on the wall!

29. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a shot of snow beer

30. Eat all your health, use up your body and soul, gamble all your money, and die

31. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I’m not a local!

32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world and are inappropriate. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on Earth?

33. I am now trying to make money to buy a plane ticket for 2012

34. Don’t charge me, because I have caller ID here

35. Do you think that you are beautiful when others call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable product?

36. It’s free to exchange autographs every day anyway

37. The boss burst into tears when he came to the bowl

38. I will chase you with Cupid’s arrows and wear bulletproof The vest is flying

40. Death is not scary. What is scary is that you dare not die

41. I am not a bone, and I cannot let every dog ??chase me

42. I am not a straw boat, please direct your insults to me

43. Life is like anxiety, there are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling

44. Still 10086 pairs Hello, I sent him the right text message, and he replied 3 messages to me

45. The mistress cried. Because Xiaosi broke his beautiful life

46. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God, and my task is to send him to see God.

47. Every girl wants to have a eighth brother, but unfortunately not everyone can be Qingchuan

48. Men, men, I hope you are a good person

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49. My character is good and my parents have no worries

50. The heartbroken people are jumping away as the sun sets 5. Beautiful sentences for writing essays

①"Guidelines "Jiangshan, inspiring words" is a kind of heroic and unrestrained, "I am born with talents that will be useful" is a kind of confident and unrestrained, "Fishing for snow in the cold river alone" is a kind of noble and unrestrained, "If the Loulan is not destroyed, it will never be returned" is a kind of unrestrained and unrestrained. Tragic and unrestrained.

② Maturity is a quality, a quality derived from the mind expressed in action; maturity is an ability, an ability of self-discipline and self-management; maturity is an attitude, a kind of attitude toward anything. Keep a calm attitude towards everything; maturity is a state of mind, a state of mind that can look down upon everything and everything is as light as water. ③The packaging is the magnificent shell of the house, the packaging is the gorgeous parasol in the ugly woman’s hand, and the packaging is the catwalk the model walks on the stage.

④ The sense of responsibility is Zhuge Kongming’s “Exemplary Work” written by Zhuge Kongming “who worked hard and died”; the sense of responsibility is the public servant monument established by Kong Fansen when he left home and shed his mother’s blood on the plateau; the sense of responsibility is written by Beethoven’s challenge of life to transcend himself "Symphony of Destiny". ⑤ When you first meet someone, humor is the best business card; when you have friction with someone, humor is the most effective lubricant; when you say goodbye to someone, humor is the most transcendent blessing.

Humor adds luster to the beautiful and exposes the ugly. I wish there was more humor in life, because it is a quality and a state.

We need humor. ⑥The connotation is like pure water, which is bland but has a taste; the connotation is like a quiet lotus, which is in full bloom but not ostentatious; the connotation is like a high Bodhi, enlightening people with wisdom.

Connotation is like a big tree under the scorching sun in midsummer, providing a cool place for people; connotation is like the scenery in the journey of life. Without it, the journey will be less interesting... ⑦ Listening to the singing and twittering of spring, we feel Feel the vitality of life and the beauty of artistic conception; listen to the ebb and flow of the sea, we feel the exciting music and magnificent realm; listen to the teachings of the elders, we feel like sitting on the spring breeze; listen to the words of friends, we feel the value of friendship … ⑧Praise is like a favorable wind, blowing up the white sail that is about to set sail; praise is like a beacon, illuminating the road groping in the darkness; praise is like a warm sun, dispelling the coldness in people’s hearts; praise is like spring rain, nourishing the buds of hope; praise is like a spring rain, nourishing the buds of hope; Like a rainbow, its beauty is unforgettable for a lifetime... ⑨A is a pyramid, which is progress; B is two hearts connected together, which is friendship; C is a crescent moon that is not full, which is a shortcoming. X is a crossroads in life, a choice; F is a crutch, a help; H is holding hands, a true love; W is a rugged mountain road, a bumpy road.

0 is a mirror that allows you to know yourself; O is a drifting circle that allows the weak to drift with the current; a sounding war drum urges the strong to move forward bravely; an open space allows the hardworking to cultivate grains freely. ⑩ Understanding is the sun of life, it will bring endless warmth to people.

Understanding is the engine of life, which will bring infinite power to people; understanding is the wine of life, which will bring intoxicating fragrance to people. ⑾①TV - I think I have everything, but no matter what I want to show off, I have to be completely at the mercy of others.

②Air conditioning--it can only change the temperature in a small space, but always thinks that it can change the larger climate. ③ Washing machine--I think it can wash away all dirt, but it can only wash away the dirt on clothes.

④ Refrigerator - It thinks it can keep food fresh, but it can only last for a certain period of time. ⑤ Refrigerator - I want to create a world of ice and snow, but I don’t know that the outside world is still full of scorching sun.

⑥ Electric light - like Nietzsche, who describes himself as the sun, it cannot give people warmth. ⑦ Electric light - thinks it can illuminate the whole world, but it can only illuminate a small space.

⑧ Radio - rich and colorful content, full of other people's brilliance. ⑿ *** are brilliant flowers, fragrant and refreshing.

But if not carefully cultivated, the flowers will wither. *** It is a dancing flame, hot and bright, intoxicating.

But if you don’t add more wood and coal, the flame will go out. *** It is a lush forest, lush and full of life.

But without protection and management, the forest will disappear. ⒀ In life, we need nobility.

With it, we will get rid of mediocrity and emptiness, even numbness. Moreover, once you have this understanding, you will find that sublimity is around you: it may be a mountain, making you feel majestic; it may be a swan goose, making you appreciate tenacity; it may be a symphony , allowing you to experience excitement; it may be a piece of calligraphy, allowing you to experience vigor; it may even be a person, allowing you to understand greatness and purity.

⒁What is love? Love is the wind, love is the rain. Because of love, we are willing to live indifferent and peaceful days; because of love, we dare to fight with iron horses and return with corpses wrapped in leather.

What are your interests? Interest is the sail, interest is the oar. Because of our interest, we are willing to live in the open air; and because of our interest, we dare to go to the moon for nine days and catch turtles from the five oceans.

⒂Promise is not a boat on the lake, free and floating. Commitment is like a mountain, it is the result of the intense movement in the heart of the earth that is endless, and it is also the pride of the earth.

Commitment is not the grass on the field, swaying and swaying. Commitment is like a flower, it is the price of breaking the seed of ***, and it is also the pride of the seed.

⒃In the journey of life, optimists always look forward, walk forward, and take long strides; pessimists always look backward, stay in place or even walk backwards, panicking. As: “An optimistic person will still say what a beautiful flower after being pricked by a rose; a pessimistic person will say what a terrible thing when he sees the thorn.

6. Find some humorous and literary compositions (suitable for first grade students)

English humor: Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

A mother mouse took her babies out for a walk, and suddenly She saw a cat staring at Dandan in the bushes.

The female mouse shouted to the cat: "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was very frightened and ran away as fast as she could.

The mother mouse turned back and said to her child complacently: "Now you know the importance of foreign languages."

Haven't you noticed your own humor?

That’s a pity

In fact, if you write it carefully, it is a good article...

It’s not you we are writing about.

No I know if you can understand. 7. Are there any better sentences in writing?

1. The wind sings a cappella song, awakening the sleeping earth.

2. The naughty Yudrop loves to dance on the umbrella.

3. The waves splashing from the bow of the boat sing a happy song.

4. Autumn is here, and the golden-red fruits on the trees are smiling, nodding and smiling at us.

5. Begonia shakes its round little face and nods at you

Smiling.

6. The thin snow seemed to be shy suddenly, showing a little pink.

7. The red pomegranates are like the cute smiling faces of little girls, hiding among the branches.

8. There are also one or two street lights leaking through the gaps between the trees. The listless look is the eyes of sleepy people.

9. The huge wave stretched out its arms and lifted me up suddenly.

10. The radio keeps talking every day, which makes the neighbors very annoying! ! ! ! ! !

11. Oil flies sing here, and crickets play the piano here.

12. Spring is still shallow, but the plum blossoms on several mountain tops are struggling to spit out red buds.

13. The breeze blows softly, caressing my face softly.

14. The lotus flowers in the lotus pond are blooming shyly.

15. Fallen leaves dance up and down with the wind 8. Humorous sentences or articles describing people

Sure enough, the strange look sticking out of the round hole of the petal lattice window at this time is ingenious. , unparalleled in the world. The carnival has stimulated various imaginations of the people. They all have a spectrum in their minds about what is the most ideal grotesque appearance, but so far, those pentagonal, hexagonal and irregular-shaped faces have emerged from the window holes. , could not meet their psychological requirements. At this time, a wonderful ugly appearance suddenly appeared, which dazzled the entire audience. It was a sure win in one fell swoop. Mr. Coppernore applauded and applauded in person; Clopin Truy As soon as he participated in the competition, his incomparably ugly face had no choice but to be inferior. We were also ashamed. We don’t want to describe to the judges here the tetrahedron nose, the horseshoe-shaped mouth, the thatch-shaped mouth. The small left eye is blocked by brown eyebrows, and a large tumor completely covers the right eye. The upper and lower rows of incomplete and messy teeth are like castle battlements, covered with pulp, and an ivory-like tooth is exposed on them. The front teeth, the lips, the slit-like chin, and especially the face are full of all the expressions it should have. If possible, please judge, please put all of these together and think about it!

The whole audience cheered. Everyone hurriedly rushed to the chapel and carried the Mad Pope out with their hands held high. At this time, everyone was astonished and amazed: it turned out that this strange look was his. true colors!

Excerpted from the description of Quasimodo in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." The last sentence is a side description