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What’s the point of burning paper money?

Notes on burning paper money:

1. When buying burning paper, don’t buy piles of printed matter. One piece costs hundreds of millions. The money is unreal and not as good as the old ruble. , Vietnamese dong is valuable. I couldn't even buy a popsicle under the pile. Too hairy. But while you're burning a lot of money, it's not a bad idea to burn a little like this. There are a lot of debt collectors down there who will shamelessly ask you for money and will torture you if you don't give it, so you have to answer them right with this kind of small money.

2. Before you go to burn paper, you'd better prepare a lighter and a small stick (preferably windproof, as July 15th is a time of heavy Yin and strong winds). This makes it easier for you to pull out the burned paper when burning it, allowing air circulation and making it easier to burn. A used mop rod at home is a good choice, but be careful not to take it back after use, just throw it away. .

3. Fold the burning paper, divide the burning paper into seven or eight parts, and fold them twice diagonally. Otherwise, it will be very troublesome to burn a pile of paper. It is very convenient to stack them and burn them.

4. If you want to buy yellow straw paper, spread it out and press a piece of real money of 100 yuan on the paper. You should feel that the 100 yuan is a stamp. From right to left, from top to bottom, Cover them row by row until the entire paper is covered. Such burning paper is hard currency down there. Only money can make a difference, and keeping it in your pocket can give you face.

5. It must be completely dark before burning. No one dares to come out to withdraw money at dawn. On the way back and forth to burn paper, try to avoid burning paper and don't step on it. Sometimes an intersection is lined with piles of paper ash and you can't get around it, so you have to carefully cross it. Sometimes it may take a lot of effort. Take a step, and before passing, you have to say, I'm sorry, I borrowed it.

6. Before burning the paper, draw a circle on the ground where you want to burn it. Be careful not to circle yourself inside. Leave a gap in the northwest corner so that relatives below can come in and get money.

7. When burning paper, you should have a serious expression and don’t laugh or joke around. Since you are here, you should be respectful.

8. Before burning paper for your relatives, light two and throw them outside the circle. Answer the question correctly about the lonely ghosts who have no relatives to send money.

9. When burning paper, say something special, such as: XXX, I have sent you money. Today, your grandson, brothers and sisters are here to see you.

10. Be sure to watch the paper burn before leaving. This can prevent fires and prevent the wind from blowing the paper out and being picked up by other people passing by, making the old man unhappy.

11. If you are guilty of Tai Sui or villain, you will have a bad year, bad career, and bad luck in wealth? Consult a master to teach you how to prevent villains from approaching, calculate your numerology based on your horoscope, and improve your wealth.